Sept CE: Feinstein dead at 90: SIX MORE YEARS!

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A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

Madurai posted:

And/or the same retirement age every other job has.

But the Senate has the same retirement age that I do, in that I'm going to work until I die.

# ? Sep 9, 2023 01:51

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 17:27

Hyrax Attack!: Jan 13, 2009; We demand to be taken seriously

pantslesswithwolves posted:

They really aren�t. DC�s Democratic Party filed a lawsuit aimed at keeping a ranked-choice ballot initiative off the ballot, in a city that went like 9:1 for Biden and Clinton over Trump, and argued that minority voters would be �confused� by the concept. Our minuscule Republican Party also joined in on the suit, which goes to show that both parties have a vested interest in keeping our lovely status quo going so long as it benefits him.

Democracy should be as messy as it needs to be and the fact that both parties are against this, as well as term and age limits, are all the more reason why we need them, and also 3rd/4th parties as well.

Yeah it�s ridiculous. Wasn�t happy to learn Strom Thurmond was the reason my vote for president is meaningless as if it mattered in my ultra blue state the democrats would be losing in a national landslide, and he blocked Nixon�s push to do away with the the electoral college as he wanted to keep George Wallace as a threat to drain away segregationist states as a spoiler.

# ? Sep 9, 2023 02:16

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1700308934920175635?t=wPWWY05yZu0Ao-K_GhJrqQ&s=19

hosed around and found out, indeed.

https://twitter.com/wildekid/status/1700315715784397126?t=Ez1fFQVetTTu4tCZrk2nUQ&s=19

:laffo:

# ? Sep 9, 2023 02:37

Zamujasa: Oct 27, 2010; Bread Liar

CBJSprague24 posted:

https://twitter.com/wildekid/status/1700315715784397126?t=Ez1fFQVetTTu4tCZrk2nUQ&s=19

I hope we get the occasional update from this guy. Not constant, but maybe every few months, then years. I wonder if he'll ever regret it.

# ? Sep 9, 2023 02:49

fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

None of them will be in prison past the next Republican lame duck period at worst.

# ? Sep 9, 2023 03:13

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mr. Nice! posted:

Mark Meadows can get hosed.

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.gand.319225/gov.uscourts.gand.319225.69.0.pdf

Oh thank god, I thought tim meadows did something horrible

# ? Sep 9, 2023 05:21

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

fknlo posted:

None of them will be in prison past the next Republican lame duck period at worst.

Comedy option: they get the white house and promptly pull the no clemency for losers card

# ? Sep 9, 2023 05:26

Kesper North: Nov 3, 2011; EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

"clemency is for closers, not losers"

# ? Sep 9, 2023 05:30

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

Milo and POTUS posted:

Comedy option: they get the white house and promptly pull the no clemency for losers card

I'm thinking it'll be this. If they don't acknowledge the insurrectionists, they won't have to answer for them. At least, I'm betting that's the working theory.

# ? Sep 9, 2023 11:52

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

A.o.D. posted:

I'm thinking it'll be this. If they don't acknowledge the insurrectionists, they won't have to answer for them. At least, I'm betting that's the working theory.

I mean, look how well Daddy Trump will pay for my legal fees is going.

# ? Sep 9, 2023 18:48

ASAPI: Apr 20, 2007; I invented the line.

Morocco had a crazy earthquake last night/this morning. More than 1k dead.

https://apnews.com/article/morocco-earthquake-live-updates-eab8c4fb1709772071d7d93557f8a272

# ? Sep 9, 2023 19:34

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Grahams and E. Ron Musk apparently had a third secret child named Techno Mechancius.

I hate everything.

# ? Sep 9, 2023 21:04

TheWeedNumber: Apr 20, 2020; by sebmojo

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Grahams and E. Ron Musk apparently had a third secret child named Techno Mechancius.

I hate everything.

what about alexander graham bell? where's he fit in the throuple?

# ? Sep 9, 2023 21:17

bird food bathtub: Aug 9, 2003; College Slice

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Grahams and E. Ron Musk apparently had a third secret child named Techno Mechancius.

I hate everything.

The gently caress kind of Warhammer 40,000 rear end name is that? Pretty sure I've seen that in people's armies somewhere.

# ? Sep 9, 2023 21:24

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Grahams and E. Ron Musk apparently had a third secret child named Techno Mechancius.

I hate everything.

Can he develop some sort of technology for Rapid sterilization and try it out on himself?

# ? Sep 9, 2023 21:30

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

E: probably too far on that one.

# ? Sep 9, 2023 21:46

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Elviscat posted:

E: probably too far on that one.

O_O

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Grahams and E. Ron Musk apparently had a third secret child named Techno Mechancius.

I hate everything.

They're just like.... so tiresome

# ? Sep 9, 2023 23:25

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

On one hand, I fully support someone changing their own name to Techno Mechanicus and then becoming the Machine God :black101:

, but don't name your kids that, what the gently caress is wrong with you?

# ? Sep 10, 2023 00:11

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Grahams and E. Ron Musk apparently had a third secret child named Techno Mechancius.

I hate everything.

lol

# ? Sep 10, 2023 00:47

Wingnut Ninja: Jan 11, 2003; Mostly Harmless

Just another sign that they have zero friends or family in their lives to tell them "that's a loving stupid idea". Purestrain narcissism taken to its wildest unchecked extreme.

# ? Sep 10, 2023 00:54

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I hope that kid promptly changes his name to gently caress You Elon Musk the second he turns 18.

Let's see how Trump's appearance at the Iowa/Iowa State game is going:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1700660706964582572

# ? Sep 10, 2023 01:07

Soylent Pudding: Jun 22, 2007; We've got people!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Grahams and E. Ron Musk apparently had a third secret child named Techno Mechancius.

Praise the Omnissiah

# ? Sep 10, 2023 02:55

Kesper North: Nov 3, 2011; EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Grahams and E. Ron Musk apparently had a third secret child named Techno Mechancius.

I hate everything.

and the parents nicknamed the baby Tau for short

# ? Sep 10, 2023 04:03

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

A rare story from Florida that doesn't suck:

https://twitter.com/WFLA/status/1700165441623121972

:3:

# ? Sep 10, 2023 05:18

TheWeedNumber: Apr 20, 2020; by sebmojo

https://twitter.com/highprogressive/status/1700599069947711816

# ? Sep 10, 2023 09:58

pygmy tyrant: Nov 25, 2005; *not a small business owner

The new musk kid was revealed in an excerpt from an upcoming biography about Elon throwing tantrums lol

# ? Sep 10, 2023 11:28

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Somehow the name isn't the most embarrassing thing in that excerpt. Demon mode. Oh god almighty they're so awful.

I literally thought you were joking about tau btw

# ? Sep 10, 2023 11:52

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

TheWeedNumber posted:

https://twitter.com/highprogressive/status/1700599069947711816

Bop that BUSSI

# ? Sep 10, 2023 13:51

bird food bathtub: Aug 9, 2003; College Slice

Ha, I was right about the 40k-rear end name.

Now I feel worse because what in the everliving gently caress Elon? That kid is going to loving hate you and you deserve it every step of the way.

# ? Sep 10, 2023 13:55

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Disowning your father for the greater good

# ? Sep 10, 2023 14:05

stackofflapjacks: Apr 7, 2009; Mmmmm

Milo and POTUS posted:

Disowning your father for the greater good

# ? Sep 10, 2023 14:15

Jimmy Smuts: Aug 8, 2000

Giving your children stupid names and cozying up to Russia, what a loving idiot.

# ? Sep 10, 2023 15:38

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

As much as I don't like Elon, save some special mention for the dickhead who decided to become baby factory to the frog bodied, fascist man child that keeps doing the same poo poo and never changes.

# ? Sep 10, 2023 18:50

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

It's a blessing that looks are genetic but intelligence and personality basically isn't. The worst people can create the best people.
And always on accident which makes it way funnier

# ? Sep 10, 2023 19:15

pantslesswithwolves: Oct 28, 2008

not caring here posted:

As much as I don't like Elon, save some special mention for the dickhead who decided to become baby factory to the frog bodied, fascist man child that keeps doing the same poo poo and never changes.

I don�t think Grimes is a good person at all given that she�s bought into the whole fashy techno-futurist poo poo that Musk espouses, but I do think that there is a strong possibility she�s been manipulated and emotionally abused by Muskrat. His first wife wrote a really damning piece over a decade ago that describes how he treats women he�s involved with:

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Still, there were warning signs. As we danced at our wedding reception, Elon told me, "I am the alpha in this relationship." I shrugged it off, just as I would later shrug off signing the postnuptial agreement, but as time went on, I learned that he was serious. He had grown up in the male-dominated culture of South Africa, and the will to compete and dominate that made him so successful in business did not magically shut off when he came home. This, and the vast economic imbalance between us, meant that in the months following our wedding, a certain dynamic began to take hold. Elon's judgment overruled mine, and he was constantly remarking on the ways he found me lacking. "I am your wife," I told him repeatedly, "not your employee."

"If you were my employee," he said just as often, "I would fire you."

Also he had twins with a Neuralin executive a month before Grimes had their second kid. To put it mildly, these are not the actions of a man who views women, procreation or fatherhood in healthy ways.

I hope he blows up on a SpaceX rocket or takes a sudden interest in carbon fiber submersibles. To say nothing about his meddling in the Ukraine conflict, the world would be better off without this lunatic fascist in it.

# ? Sep 10, 2023 22:17

Kesper North: Nov 3, 2011; EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

Milo and POTUS posted:

I literally thought you were joking about tau btw

Alas, reality has long since surpassed parody

# ? Sep 10, 2023 22:26

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

pantslesswithwolves posted:

His first wife wrote

I want to hear from his second and third wife.

No, the singular is correct.

# ? Sep 10, 2023 22:30

fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

pantslesswithwolves posted:

To put it mildly, these are not the actions of a man who views women, procreation or fatherhood in healthy ways.

He's "fixing the birthrate problem" by having as many boys with as many women as he can so that they can in turn do the same thing. Has to be boys since they can impregnate 10 women at a time and spread his "superior" genes across the world.

# ? Sep 10, 2023 23:13