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SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Jesus didn't get 5 stars cause he didn't work the Tokyo Dome unlike Ameratsu and Buddha

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cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020
All those jesusmaniacs ignoring the Qur'an because Muhammad was told by the Booker Jesus went if script and into business for himself

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug
Reconcilation/Pennance is a whole-rear end sacrament!!!! You don't get to say six of ten hail marys and then go covet your neighbor's wife!

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I preferred the gauntlet of Job angle. He had some real sympathetic white meat babyface energy.

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



https://twitter.com/tamilyoungsters/status/1700166972481437981?t=G-XyJZHGYSHrztKHyiD8FA&s=19

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Bonk posted:

The original Dusty Finish.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005


The dire near future that these folks are always prophesizing will come true any day now

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

it's so funny to think about how there's thousands of these guys just walking around in the world

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/WrestlingNewsCo/status/1700008425202057385

the issue isnt this post, but because WWE has been the only game in the English-speaking west for decades you get some incredible replies

https://twitter.com/CodeCCLG/status/1700040867313279386

https://twitter.com/IamJonezz/status/1700250939771535679

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins

Wait wait wait, hold up

Blaming him... with reasons!?

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



Bonk posted:

Wait wait wait, hold up

Blaming him... with reasons!?

Yeah! Because... reasons!

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013





Tony Khan needs to stop doing Burning Hammers on all the talent, I agree.

Paper Lion
Dec 14, 2009




Serperoth posted:

Tony Khan needs to stop doing Burning Hammers on all the talent, I agree.

nono, thats not a firing, just a public ban. his w2 should still clear come april!

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Paper Lion posted:

nono, thats not a firing, just a public ban. his w2 should still clear come april!

That's unrelated to the firing and ban, I just don't want him to injure all of his workers

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Lid posted:

https://twitter.com/WrestlingNewsCo/status/1700008425202057385

the issue isnt this post, but because WWE has been the only game in the English-speaking west for decades you get some incredible replies

https://twitter.com/CodeCCLG/status/1700040867313279386

https://twitter.com/IamJonezz/status/1700250939771535679

There's only one Rey Mysterio and that's Rey Mysterio Jr, nephew of Rey Mysterio

(OK, technically he was Rey Misterio)

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

forkboy84 posted:

There's only one Rey Mysterio and that's Rey Mysterio Jr, nephew of Rey Mysterio

(OK, technically he was Rey Misterio)

what about that real fat Rey Mysterio who was in AAA earlier

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

https://twitter.com/iamjondraper/status/1700137659211956290

so mad at the goofy wrestlers that i transform into a reddit atheist

Matthew 2:13

An angel of the Lord appeared to CM Punk and said, “Get up now and flee to NWA. Take Larry and Ace Steel and stay there until I tell you to leave, for Kenny Omega intends to search for the dog to bite him.” So that very night he got up and took Larry and his trainer and made their escape to NWA Powerrr and remained there until The Elite died. All of this fulfilled what the Lord had spoken through his prophet: I summon my Punker out of AEW.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017


The sentence structure here makes my brain hurt, possibly because it starts with a defense of ADR.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Trump had an entire TV show where he publicly fired people in front of thousands of viewers

I know that person has issues just based on how they write but the first sentence is literally not true and my example isn't the only one

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
https://twitter.com/AaronWrotkowski/status/1700601573297070390?t=4ECfEE9pDt7gLpLyWBpbOA&s=19

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/aewfulwrestling/status/1700277064803168464?s=46

For all of this guy’s love of parodying The Death of WCW, I’m not sure if he’s actually read it.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/aewfulwrestling/status/1700277064803168464?s=46

For all of this guy’s love of parodying The Death of WCW, I’m not sure if he’s actually read it.

Who's the lad in the lower left?

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


edogawa rando posted:

Who's the lad in the lower left?

I don't know if you're just referencing the BTE bit, but it's Wil Washington

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





https://twitter.com/SatFlora/status/1700202040780017756

heaven forbid, history matters

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Collision has fallen. :(

https://twitter.com/leslieleeiii/status/1700658651227201721?s=46&t=AwMtDeZF_tX5DmOd53fE0g

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

I know we say it a lot, but these people really don't want to watch good wrestling

Dr. Baker
Jan 25, 2012

Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

Coolness Averted posted:

I know we say it a lot, but these people really don't want to watch good wrestling

They really don't

https://twitter.com/OsheaJacksonJr/status/1700325071209078966?t=0jHYosOybcEkWV_6X4hfqw&s=19

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

dang. ice cube jr. wants to be in wwe. they're so lucky and continue to influence thew orld

Taffy Torpedo
Feb 2, 2008

...Can we have the radio?
he's right it would be very funny

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

He's a very good troll but he's also right.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


I could easily imagine WWE doing that.

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

I can imagine this very easily. I can hardly imagine this not being what happens.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


If anything, I wouldn't be able to imagine it because Reigns will be winning clean over both of them

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


They should hire him this is good poo poo

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





I thought this thread was for bad takes!!!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Judas Priest playing loudly while Cody finally defeats Roman would be cool imo

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



https://twitter.com/WrestleFeatures/status/1700603735460729078?t=4E7j_bZZcYqb55YDHwIEYg&s=19

lmao

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Again, I thought this thread was for bad takes

Unless you're posting it to explain why his stans are gonna be extra-feral this week, in which case fair enough

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

I mean Punk is a giant boob and idiot so I can see a surface level comparison to Warrior, but Warrior was also a hateful bigot so there’s a pretty wide chasm between the two.

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Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

big sexy is once again correct

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