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Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Sorry goons. This might have been a competition to go a page without anyone posting selfies but I've decided to stop that.

Nothing exciting, just boring old me again.



e: oh ffs!!!!!!

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digitalist
Nov 17, 2000

journey into Kirk's unknown


:lmao:

as tentatively promised yesterday, me with some shrubs and trees

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

Valko posted:

Sorry goons. This might have been a competition to go a page without anyone posting selfies but I've decided to stop that.

Nothing exciting, just boring old me again.



e: oh ffs!!!!!!

how come your selfie looks like a renaissance painting?

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Fresh out of the shower at the cottage.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022



it’s been a battle. fighting the urge to meow at people for past couple days

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Did you eat any of the desert shrimp?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


Charles Bukowski posted:

Did you eat any of the desert shrimp?

i sure hope so, but how would I really know?

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

Dick Fontaine posted:

i sure hope so, but how would I really know?

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Charles Bukowski posted:

Did you eat any of the desert shrimp?

I heard that everyone eats 8 desert shrimp a year while asleep.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Edgar Allen Ho posted:



MY WIFE informs me that it is very weird and creepy that I can do this with my fingers

was going to post a pic of my hand doing the shocker and caption “my wife thinks its very cool and good that i do this with my fingers” but i thought it was too uncouth/inappropriate for the selfie thread so i wont. so just in case it was unfunny anyway, just dont even read this post

JamMaster Flash
Dec 3, 2003

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

how come your selfie looks like a renaissance painting?

Needs 17th century Dutch hat.

edit: don't know what it's called but you know what I mean

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Somebody mention hats?

This was 5 years ago.


JamMaster Flash
Dec 3, 2003

Truly a man of many hats

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

JamMaster Flash posted:

Truly a man of many hats

Most of them belonged to my mother. It was from this thread:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3857461

It might have been the spiritual predecessor to all these GBS selfie threads. It's weird reading through a 5 year old thread. You look down the left hand side of the screen and see all those bans - "Oh, that guy died..." "Mostly clean rap sheet but toxxed for bernie..." "Decided to leave and not come back after Lowtax revelations..." "THAT GUY DID WHAT!?!?"

Yeah, I don't recommend reading old threads like that. They can be sad.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
You look like you've done some physical fitness since the hat pics. Congratulations on your trim figure, it's definitely not easy in the 30s.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Being sober for 18 months was probably the biggest factor in losing 40lbs.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

If ever there was proof that Idiocracy was a documentary, one need look no further than the “selfie stick”

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

Wizard Master posted:

If ever there was proof that Idiocracy was a documentary, one need look no further than the “selfie stick”

They can be useful for taking pictures in confined spaces and/or duct work.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Charles Bukowski posted:

They can be useful for taking pictures in confined spaces and/or duct work.

Come on, man. I thought you were smarter than this. Don't take the bait.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


let’s see that face W I Z A R D M A S T E R

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Wizard Master posted:

If ever there was proof that Idiocracy was a documentary, one need look no further than the “selfie stick”

*taps thread title*

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
gray day

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


feeling cute today

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Sid Vicious posted:

feeling cute today



Lookin cute

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo


i was trying to get a good picture of my delts and i never can because i have to hold the camera instead of just grabbing my arms onto one another behind my back so I tried to make a big angry face to see if that would do it and it didn't but someone needs to see the picture because it's funny

JamMaster Flash
Dec 3, 2003

You ridiculous goofball you...so gratuitous.

For real you're a handsome mfer and you know it!

Also cool pants.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Goons lookin fresh af

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Never take your skate bag to the bar. After a couple beers this seems like a good idea:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdRRPtSYg5o

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

JamMaster Flash posted:

You ridiculous goofball you...so gratuitous.

For real you're a handsome mfer and you know it!

Also cool pants.

pot meet kettle

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

JamMaster Flash posted:

You ridiculous goofball you...so gratuitous.

For real you're a handsome mfer and you know it!

Also cool pants.

I'm going to steal your beefy crown one day. i swear.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


Literally A Person posted:

Never take your skate bag to the bar. After a couple beers this seems like a good idea:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdRRPtSYg5o

the beers were right :colbert:

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Literally A Person posted:

Never take your skate bag to the bar. After a couple beers this seems like a good idea:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdRRPtSYg5o

sick nasty

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008


New Canadian tuxedo just dropped



E: dammit, this outfit looked much cooler with my Docs

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Still dunno if it’s weird having your kids online

https://imgur.com/a/Ce7DPkJ

I was raised poor SoCal all wardrobe is Dickies and Vans

a sexual elk fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Sep 18, 2023

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

a sexual elk posted:

Still dunno if it’s weird having your kids online

https://imgur.com/a/Ce7DPkJ

I was raised poor SoCal all wardrobe is Dickies and Vans

It seems weird to me but I was raised in an era where if there was an embarrassing kid pic you could just go behind your parents back and destroy it and the negative and since no one ever looked at the pics no one would ever notice and if they do it must just be in another album.

"Huh, wonder what happened to that pic of you crying on the toilet? It was funny!"

EDIT: NOT a parent. NOT judging. You and yours look happy!

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



Desert Bus posted:

It seems weird to me but I was raised in an era where if there was an embarrassing kid pic you could just go behind your parents back and destroy it and the negative and since no one ever looked at the pics no one would ever notice and if they do it must just be in another album.

"Huh, wonder what happened to that pic of you crying on the toilet? It was funny!"

EDIT: NOT a parent. NOT judging. You and yours look happy!



it's completely fine to post photos with your kids ITT as long as you don't mind goons looking at them. Personally I've posted a few pics with my kid on insta but removed them as he's gotten older because I figured he might be embarrassed if he saw them there. Really it's up to each poster and/or their kids.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I figure it's fine as long as nobody is actively looking out to embarrass or hurt someone.

I like taking pictures of my kids, and want to share.

We have mods to take care of that BS.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
You should screen shot your original jpg or manually wipe your exif data before posting any photos, especially ones in your home. Smartphone photos are awesome for doxxing yourself.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Shaved.

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Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Nice shirt but Barret looks a bit on the skinny side. More Rampage Jackson than Chef Rush.

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