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Doctor Bishop posted:Eagerly awaiting your cameo in "Country Dragons Make Do" no doubt Pfft. lol
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Doctor Bishop posted:Eagerly awaiting your cameo in "Country Dragons Make Do" no doubt Cobs & Rubbers
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I watched that lady get fisted and sing the Kermit song tonight and it was surprisingly wholesome in a weird kinda gross way
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Lt. Cock posted:I watched that lady get fisted and sing the Kermit song tonight and it was surprisingly wholesome in a weird kinda gross way That just seems quaint in 2023. Plus, we've all long been thoroughly desensitized by the internet.
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nothing cursed about bodily autonomy. it’s what you do with it that counts
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emSparkly posted:Imagine, it must be like old school furry porn made on an Amiga or something good god they might have been painting cels
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Lt. Cock posted:I watched that lady get fisted and sing the Kermit song tonight and it was surprisingly wholesome in a weird kinda gross way It was about as unerotic and you can possibly get, but somehow compelling. Compelling what exactly, I'm still not sure.
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Can video tapes even hold 8 hours' content?
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Can video tapes even hold 8 hours' content? Extended Play vhs do. here's a fun read. https://arsvideo.com/blog/how-long-can-a-vhs-tape-record/ basically reading and writing at different speeds. Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 13:13 on Sep 10, 2023 |
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redshirt posted:Too late. Lol nice
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madmatt112 posted:Lol nice *dark chuckles*
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Sweet, more Lord of the Rings sequels. Gollum the Movie where he raises a bird for 2 hours. Let's make it happen.
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Give me a full adaption of the Silmarillion!
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redshirt posted:Give me a full adaption of the Silmarillion! I don't think they have the rights. The family is holding on to them IIRC, they certainly weren't available to Bezos for all the money in the world.
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They haven't been doing much good with DC, that's for sure. Just remake "48 Hours" or "Lethal Weapon" with Hal Jordan and Jon Stewart as space-cop buddies. I'd watch the hell out of that.
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Peter Jackson is already working on not one, not two, but more than a hundred Silmarillion movies. It's confirmed by movie experts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83etthnOEUk
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Waffle! posted:They haven't been doing much good with DC, that's for sure. Just remake "48 Hours" or "Lethal Weapon" with Hal Jordan and Jon Stewart as space-cop buddies. I'd watch the hell out of that. What is the guy from the Daily Show going to be doing in space?
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McGavin posted:What is the guy from the Daily Show going to be doing in space? I meant the Lantern but the comedian's got range, too.
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redshirt posted:Give me a full adaption of the Silmarillion! "That's definitely on the table" says movie executive as he signs a contract to create a quadrilogy of movies centering on that gross unibrow rear end in a top hat assistant of Stephen Fry's in the Hobbit movies
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Jon Stewart is the best Green Lantern, mostly because the Justice League cartoon is the best DC film/TV adaptation. 
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Grey Cat posted:Extended Play vhs do. Funny thing, the extended play modes were a good part of why VHS won out over Beta, since when RCA was in negotiations with Sony to license the latter format, they were like "These cassettes are neat but they can only store one hour of footage. Could you slow down the tape speed so it could fit a full football game on it?" To which Sony's answer was a resounding "no", not so much because they couldn't but because they didn't want to compromise video quality, not really understanding that storage capacity was more important for a home video format. Meanwhile JVC was like "no problem mate" and boom, 8 hours of footage on a 160-minute tape.
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I remember fitting the entire Star Wars original trilogy onto one VHS and it was glorious.
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Vakal posted:I remember fitting the entire Star Wars original trilogy onto one VHS and it was glorious. I think I had Aliens/Terminator/Predator on one tape and I didn't give a drat about video quality. Possibly just Aliens/Terminator.
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I had a whole shelf of tapes with four episodes of MST3K on each, complete with commercials and Penn Gillette talking about new seasons of Stand Up Stand Up.
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Oh man, I miss having EP VHS tapes that could just go on for a whole day's worth of poo poo quality movies or TV shows. But I miss quality betamax tapes even more 
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davidspackage posted:"That's definitely on the table" says movie executive as he signs a contract to create a quadrilogy of movies centering on that gross unibrow rear end in a top hat assistant of Stephen Fry's in the Hobbit movies the lord of the rings movies were straight trash, but i would watch a movie about whomever this unibrow dude is
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The Bombastic Adventures of Tom Bombadil vol. 1
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Doctor Bishop posted:Funny thing, the extended play modes were a good part of why VHS won out over Beta, Also pornography and I'm not even joking.Very few people realize how influential the idea of jacking off in the privacy of your own home was in 1980 and a lot of decisions were based around this consumer demand. poo poo, nowadays, we've completely eliminated the Walk of Shame to the Checkout Counter at the video store and just pump it directly into our veins online where our only concern is our history trail but back then porn in your home was definitely enticing and very much desired. Even if nobody openly advocated for the issue. The things we take for granted, man.
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BiggerBoat posted:Also pornography and I'm not even joking.Very few people realize how influential the idea of jacking off in the privacy of your own home was in 1980 and a lot of decisions were based around this consumer demand. poo poo, nowadays, we've completely eliminated the Walk of Shame to the Checkout Counter at the video store and just pump it directly into our veins online but back then porn in your home was definitely enticing and very much desired. i dont even know why you're using such an old example. what happened to hddvd
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BiggerBoat posted:Also pornography and I'm not even joking.Very few people realize how influential the idea of jacking off in the privacy of your own home was in 1980 and a lot of decisions were based around this consumer demand. poo poo, nowadays, we've completely eliminated the Walk of Shame to the Checkout Counter at the video store and just pump it directly into our veins online where our only concern is our history trail but back then porn in your home was definitely enticing and very much desired. Even if nobody openly advocated for the issue. Remember watching scrambled Cinemax after hours? You'd catch a glimpse of a nipple, it was amazing.
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BiggerBoat posted:Also pornography and I'm not even joking.Very few people realize how influential the idea of jacking off in the privacy of your own home was in 1980 and a lot of decisions were based around this consumer demand. poo poo, nowadays, we've completely eliminated the Walk of Shame to the Checkout Counter at the video store and just pump it directly into our veins online where our only concern is our history trail but back then porn in your home was definitely enticing and very much desired. Even if nobody openly advocated for the issue. It's an old myth but it's not actually true. About the same share of porn was released on Beta as regular movies, not to mention that porn constituted something like ~0.5% of total home video sales. VHS just was a better format. Paladinus fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Sep 10, 2023 |
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Paladinus posted:It's an old myth but it's not actually true. About the same share of porn was released on Beta as regular movies, not to mention that porn constituted something like ~0,5% of total home video sales. VHS just was a better format. perhaps both are fine and OP is simply a harbinger of failure?
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My Spirit Otter posted:i dont even know why you're using such an old example. what happened to hddvd Wasn't HD-DVD significantly technologically inferior than BluRay?
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BiggerBoat posted:Also pornography and I'm not even joking.Very few people realize how influential the idea of jacking off in the privacy of your own home was in 1980 and a lot of decisions were based around this consumer demand. poo poo, nowadays, we've completely eliminated the Walk of Shame to the Checkout Counter at the video store and just pump it directly into our veins online where our only concern is our history trail but back then porn in your home was definitely enticing and very much desired. Even if nobody openly advocated for the issue. I may be speaking out my rear end on this, but I I feel like the same is probably happening now with AI image/video generation and VR stuff. Like ten to twenty years from now when either is more everyday and commonplace I’ll hear “turns out porno was the backbone of those fledgling industries.”
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Dick Burglar posted:Wasn't HD-DVD significantly technologically inferior than BluRay? kinda, but it wasnt until the porn industry decided which format they wanted to use that the format war was over.
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Dick Burglar posted:Wasn't HD-DVD significantly technologically inferior than BluRay? At release HD-DVD had smaller overall capacity and IIRC ran at 1080i instead of 1080p. I recall reading that it was easier and faster to author HD-DVDs since Java wasn’t involved though. At the time, I was pretty skeptical of Blu-Ray due to Sony’s involvement, as they had racked up quite a few failed storage formats by that point.
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For the true 80s porn experience, try the following method:
Providing, of course, you didn't get something by a dastardly company that used copy protection and your copy ended up all squiggly.
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