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Do you want Sean Strickland to win?
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No 8 42.11%
This button automatically e-mails your home address to the FBI 11 57.89%
Total: 19 votes
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sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010

beep by grandpa posted:

Oh poo poo we already on the comain? This flew by

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
hell yes, made it in time for the Tai fight

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010
Lol at the Australians with their shoes out already

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Love a good ripping punch to the body

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
tai sux

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

he might, but he has good Tank Abott tournament energy

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
TAI SUX

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
I keep laughing cuz I'm not used to seeing Tai with that haircut

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



Not liking your chances here Tai

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Tai seems a bit outclassed here

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

rjmccall posted:

Tai seems a bit outclassed here

pray to the patron saint of outclassed but winning anyway

MARK HUNT

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
tai just throwing his face directly into volkov's fist

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Just stand up.

delightful
Jul 20, 2022
i just want tai to lose so i dont have to see one of those disgusting shoe'y drinks

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Tai is just going to tap to tiredness at this point

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
chopping down the leg to reduce Volkov's mobility is a great plan, constantly eating shots from the guy while chopping that leg...not so much

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Tai's entire offense is just loading up into a left hook or overhand right and Volkov is just going"lol here's an uppercut" every time. Tai also just kinda of shuffles backwards when he gets stung and well, if you can throw a straight punch - which is in itself not a given at heavyweight - it lands.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Can you imagine a 6 foot 7 guy on top of you?"
"No thank you."

:lol:

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

Just stand up.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

:rip: Tai

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

That's some first week at BJJ level defense.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Lol yes 2 man gas out

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Did they bring this fat dude into an MMA fight as a joke?

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Sean Strickland time. Let's go Sean. Can't brick the Strick.

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
how badly does tai have to lose before he learns not to fight like an r-slur

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
three people on commentary and only one realises a. Volkov is subbing Tai, b. its an Ezekiel

MikeC
Jul 19, 2004
BITCH ASS NARC

PostNouveau posted:

Did they bring this fat dude into an MMA fight as a joke?

Google Roy Nelson

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

PostNouveau posted:

Did they bring this fat dude into an MMA fight as a joke?

Pacific Islanders have a natural advantage in fighting which is counteracted by the fact that they will just never get in top shape or fight at an appropriate weight class.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

PostNouveau posted:

Did they bring this fat dude into an MMA fight as a joke?

lmao you've never seen bambam before? he's fun.


crepeface posted:

how badly does tai have to lose before he learns not to fight like an r-slur

Oh come on we've had enough of this poo poo tonight as it is

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


crepeface posted:

how badly does tai have to lose before he learns not to fight like an r-slur

You want Tai to fight a high iq technical style?

?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

blue footed boobie posted:

Pacific Islanders have a natural advantage in fighting which is counteracted by the fact that they will just never get in top shape or fight at an appropriate weight class.

speaking of which

SUMO TOURNAMENT SEPTEMBER STARTS TODAY IN A FEW HOURS

watch sumo everyone

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

blue footed boobie posted:

Pacific Islanders have a natural advantage in fighting which is counteracted by the fact that they will just never get in top shape or fight at an appropriate weight class.

Yeah seems like if he lost some weight he wouldn't have to fight a dude who's a head taller than him

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
I mean he’d have to lose 60lbs

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Congratulations to us all for the winner not dropping another slur

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Brut posted:

Oh come on we've had enough of this poo poo tonight as it is

lol, yeah fair enough. my bad.

Ratios and Tendency posted:

You want Tai to fight a high iq technical style?

?

i just want him not to fight like an complete moron.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



I really dislike having to root for Adesanya

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Fentry posted:

I really dislike having to root for Adesanya

:same:

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

rjmccall posted:

I mean he’d have to lose 60lbs

Well if he eats right and exercises, counts his calories, shoots for about 2 lbs a week, he could make it by next May or so

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
They keep talking about what Sean Strickland brings to the fight and then don’t actually explain what that is except being an rear end in a top hat.

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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

I'll never forget the night strickland did his whole I'm a psychopath, I love violence and killing bit then threw wimpy little jabs for 25min. Or when pereira killed him in the first round. He should be promptly vanquished but then again this sport is desperately, brutally stupid

beep by grandpa fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Sep 10, 2023

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