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This is my secret child, HeadOn Apply Directly To The Forehead
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Sep 10, 2023 03:33
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because he is rich and there are 4 billion random women on earth, even at his current rate he will not run out of women sad enough to be into him in his lifetime
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Sep 10, 2023 03:33
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Techno Mechanicus Musk
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Sep 10, 2023 03:34
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Soon we'll learn Musk has had another kid and named him Faschismus Rex or some poo poo
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Sep 10, 2023 03:48
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Admiral Ray posted:Soon we'll learn Musk has had another kid and named him Faschismus Rex or some poo poo That'd be Zuckerberg's child, given Zuckerberg's fetish for Augustus cosplay.
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Sep 10, 2023 03:50
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Relevant Tangent posted:why do women keep bearing this freak's children? I hate to tell you this but straight women have the lowest standards imaginable. I haven't dated dated for a while but holy poo poo it was sad how these incredibly put together, professional women would be happy if you showed up and weren't a drooling psycho who shat your own pants.
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Sep 10, 2023 03:52
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Zeroisanumber posted:I hate to tell you this but straight women have the lowest standards imaginable. I haven't dated dated for a while but holy poo poo it was sad how these incredibly put together, professional women would be happy if you showed up and weren't a drooling psycho who shat your own pants. Musk shits in other people's pants, so he definitely clears that bar.
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Sep 10, 2023 03:52
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Billions of dollars helps
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Sep 10, 2023 03:53
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fizzy posted:https://www.scmp.com/news/world/uni...-biography-says https://twitter.com/DougJBalloon/status/1700672016938860577
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Sep 10, 2023 04:32
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Sep 10, 2023 04:34
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Zeroisanumber posted:I hate to tell you this but straight women have the lowest standards imaginable. I haven't dated dated for a while but holy poo poo it was sad how these incredibly put together, professional women would be happy if you showed up and weren't a drooling psycho who shat your own pants. and yet you haven't dated in a while lol
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Sep 10, 2023 04:45
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Tatsuta Age posted:and yet you haven't dated in a while lol Well yeah that rascal Elon is stealing all the women!
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Sep 10, 2023 04:48
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WrasslorMonkey posted:Billions of dollars helps billions of dollars and the perception that he's a super genius, which is still how most people think of him. I mean if everybody around you says this guy's the smartest person in the world, and hes talking and it sounds like dumb bullshit, most people are gonna just assume its over their head.
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Sep 10, 2023 04:51
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DickParasite posted:Well yeah that rascal Elon is stealing all the women! all the good ones
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Sep 10, 2023 05:12
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SCSI Port Musk
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Sep 10, 2023 05:13
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Starchild Technochrist Musk
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Sep 10, 2023 05:19
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USB-D Generative Neural Network Musk
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Sep 10, 2023 05:19
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Universal String Theory Hamburger Musk
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Sep 10, 2023 05:20
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Nelson Mandela's Last Dying Gasp Musk
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Sep 10, 2023 05:21
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His children, they have the stupid names
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Sep 10, 2023 05:25
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shyduck posted:SCSI Port Musk Grimes smells SCSI
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Sep 10, 2023 05:34
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Musk is gonna start naming his kids after the 40k Primarchs
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Sep 10, 2023 05:38
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Zeroisanumber posted:I hate to tell you this but straight women have the lowest standards imaginable. I haven't dated dated for a while but holy poo poo it was sad how these incredibly put together, professional women would be happy if you showed up and weren't a drooling psycho who shat your own pants. *Taking notes* I can poo poo myself or drool, not both
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Sep 10, 2023 05:55
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elon musk has roughly 3000 children, and research genealogists are discovering more every day
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Sep 10, 2023 06:21
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To be fair, all of those stupid as gently caress names are better than Elon
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Sep 10, 2023 06:41
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there's exactly one okay dude named Elon that I can think of, but I don't know if he even exists in Ghostbusters canon, so ultimately AEAB so far
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Sep 10, 2023 06:45
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Relevant Tangent posted:why do women keep bearing this freak's children? ok well Grimes is transparently one of the dumbest people alive
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Sep 10, 2023 07:07
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Did groimes actually bear any of them or were they all with surrogates
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Sep 10, 2023 07:09
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https://twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1700608622240162160 Why the gently caress do women keep having children with him jfc
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Sep 10, 2023 07:11
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Glumwheels posted:https://twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1700608622240162160 because ten million dollars written on a check and a contractual agreement to provide nanny/au pair service until they are 18 as well as private school if i could get pregnant i'd do it too tbh
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Sep 10, 2023 07:16
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I says the same about me
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Sep 10, 2023 07:17
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Durf posted:thinking of the last time sensitive equipment was replaced with a $30 alternative they shoulda bought a SCUF
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Sep 10, 2023 07:25
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shyduck posted:no, my son is also named bsky-social-3pifi-c5m3f What a coincidence, that's also the code I used to join a social media network just now 
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Sep 10, 2023 07:28
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apatheticman posted:Love to moderate my posting in threads on something awful depending on what brainwormed IK is currently running them. Good job admins this is cool and good for the health of the forums. gently caress u
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Sep 10, 2023 09:37
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SatansOnion posted:there's exactly one okay dude named Elon that I can think of, but I don't know if he even exists in Ghostbusters canon, so ultimately AEAB so far You've created Elon Spengler in my head and I hate you for it. Also lol.
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Sep 10, 2023 09:41
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Groimes I kent see our stoopid kids I've goht to make the ecks
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Sep 10, 2023 09:48
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Jonny 290 posted:if i could get pregnant i'd do it too tbh interesting
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Sep 10, 2023 10:30
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Glumwheels posted:https://twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1700608622240162160 he rich
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Sep 10, 2023 10:37
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Jonny 290 posted:because ten million dollars written on a check and a contractual agreement to provide nanny/au pair service until they are 18 as well as private school You'd do it for free you yospos bitch
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Sep 10, 2023 10:56
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shyduck posted:This is my secret child, HeadOn Apply Directly To The Forehead
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Sep 10, 2023 11:16
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