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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
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poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Grimes only learned about those other kids when she was about to have X, but the nurse said she needed to build more farms before adding more workers

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

poisonpill posted:

Grimes only learned about those other kids when she was about to have X, but the nurse said she needed to build more farms before adding more workers

she gave birth to new twitter?

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

poisonpill posted:

Let me stop you right there. Not gonna happen, lol
Rich people never face consequences, until they fall off their luxury yacht in the middle of the night.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Parenting is simply a matter of number of available horses times fertility ratio

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
14 hayty hayt

vs

14 neighty neight

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

Unfortunate Conflict Of Evidence
Funny, It Worked Last Time...
God Told Me To Do It
Credibility Problem
Just Another Victim Of The Ambient Morality
The Precise Nature Of The Catastrophe


and my personal favorite for a warship:

Frank Exchange Of Views
Musk would use Profit Margin.

also use of weapons is the best book i ever read.

E: oh for fucks sakes he named a spacex ship after Gravitas, I hate him more now.

SRQ fucked around with this message at 10:13 on Sep 10, 2023

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

steinrokkan posted:

Parenting is simply a matter of number of available horses times fertility ratio

Adena Springs Farm is one of the largest horse breeding farms in the world and has around 1000 horses.

Man who ever owns that must have a poo poo load of kids.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Brooks Cracktackle

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Cherry Venus

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Kent Buckle

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Elon: "Cyber Truck"

Sarah Palin: "That name loving sucks"

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

dr_rat posted:

Adena Springs Farm is one of the largest horse breeding farms in the world and has around 1000 horses.

Man who ever owns that must have a poo poo load of kids.

No they raise horses not goats

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





This latest kid has both the stupidest and least memorable name - I keep trying to remember it and all that comes to mind is Technical Mustard.

Bleusilences
Jun 23, 2004

Be careful for what you wish for.

10 bucks (no toxx) that one of the next Elon's kid will be something like Adeptus Astartes.

Like Astartes X, Adeptus A X, or a variation of these words, letter or symbols.

Adeptus @ X

Bleusilences
Jun 23, 2004

Be careful for what you wish for.

poisonpill posted:

Grimes only learned about those other kids when she was about to have X, but the nurse said she needed to build more farms before adding more workers

I can't push the "Spawn more overlord" line from starcraft while reading this.

FurtherReading
Sep 4, 2007

Kingo Ligma posted:

She probably would have noticed Elon scooping the eggs out. Probably.

Their first kid was IVF at least, allegedly because that way Elon had control over the sex. Also I think the latest one used a surrogate? I wouldn't put it past Elon to slip the doctors some extra cash to keep some of the other viable eggs/embryos aside for use in more surrogates.

I also wouldn't put it past him to slip doctors some extra cash to put different eggs in with future partners.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





I was just looking up his other kids to see if the stupid names were always a thing and found out that
a. the 6 he had with his first wife all have/had reasonably normal names, and
b. five of them were the result of IVF.
I presume he prefers to use IVF to select the baby's sex
:barf:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Technar Mechanical


Scott Dilbert with another spicy take


The joke so nice, musk had to make it twice


friendship with stephen king over I guess


put one in my brain space daddy

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
lord it's even worse

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





"Terminal Moneys", the latest Musk baby.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



they all died of old age immediately after the surgery. as intended.

a7m2
Jul 9, 2012


PhazonLink posted:

dont both these paths lead to China kicking you out after a few years and then they keep making thing?

lol why do western companies keep falling for this.

No not really. There are tons of foreign companies in China that have been running for ages. It kinda used to be like that but not these days

a7m2 fucked around with this message at 12:29 on Sep 10, 2023

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

Pookah posted:

I was just looking up his other kids to see if the stupid names were always a thing and found out that
a. the 6 he had with his first wife all have/had reasonably normal names, and
b. five of them were the result of IVF.
I presume he prefers to use IVF to select the baby's sex
:barf:

Musk certainly has gross ideas about only wanting male offspring. But I can totally believe he's also one of those weirdos who believes that women are icky and that having sex with them lets them steal your essence or makes you gay or some other misogynistic bs.

And/or he's judges engaging in the physical act of reproduction as not an optimised use of his time, when he can just pay a doctor to make a build queue of Elon-ites in a petri dish to spam out later.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Musk cruising monkey hospices.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

kazil posted:

friendship with stephen king over I guess


Stephen King gives no fucks

quote:

Stephen King is readying himself for a flood of hate when his next book, Holly, drops on Sept. 5. “I think that a lot of people are not going to like it,” he says. “I think that a lot of people — particularly people on the other side of the Covid issue and the Trump issue — are going to give it one-star reviews on Amazon. But all I can say to those people is, ‘Knock yourself out.’”

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





We’re all terminal moneys when you think about it

FurtherReading
Sep 4, 2007


Oh, is he one of those people who thinks that Pi is a dumb constant for idiots and Tau is what intellectuals use?

I wonder if this comes up in Space X stuff, like does he force them to change all the equations to replace Pi with Tau.

Edit: lmao I just realised he got the math wrong!

Tau is circumference/radius. Pi is circumference/diameter.

FurtherReading fucked around with this message at 12:48 on Sep 10, 2023

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

God I loving hate Elon Musk.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Pookah posted:

"Terminal Moneys", the latest Musk baby.

elon musk: terminal moneys

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

ben shapino posted:

please, call me Techno. Mr Mechanicus is my father.

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

man in 10-15 years there will be a very insecure and intense new warhammer poster

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

I'm going to name my son, Madcat Jade Falcon

Isomermaid
Dec 3, 2019

Swish swish, like a fish
Tetsuo Powerglove Musk

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012

1000 Sweaty Rikers posted:

I love Autechre, but I wouldn't name my kids after their albums

I know right? The first two names are exactly what I’d expect to see on their later albums.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

gschmidl posted:

God I loving hate Elon Musk.

Why

Brooks Cracktackle
Oct 17, 2008

Songbearer posted:

Brooks Cracktackle

Hey you leave me out of this :mad:

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I have to tell them, no, they're thinking of normal men.

What do you mean "normal men"?

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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Machai posted:

What do you mean "normal men"?

we're just innocent men

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