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I'm watching #sport and having a great time!
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Sep 10, 2023 20:47
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thathonkey posted:we put those disgusting monkeys out of their neuralink-induced misery #sports #nfl #sunday 
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Sep 10, 2023 20:48
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ComfyPants posted:I'm watching #sport and having a great time! !!
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Sep 10, 2023 20:49
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the thrilling #sports #conversation happening on X deepens and enriches my #sports #watching enjoyment!
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Sep 10, 2023 20:52
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i yearn to be placed on elon's monkey list
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Sep 10, 2023 20:54
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MrQwerty posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t5V5ygeqLY imagining the look on elon's face when she came in the room and laughing 
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Sep 10, 2023 20:55
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ben shapino posted:imagining the look on elon's face when she came in the room and laughing imagining the look on elon's face when she started talking mad poo poo from the get and never stopped
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Sep 10, 2023 20:56
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Neuralink probably just pushes ads directly into monkeys’ brains. Infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters could be infinite engagement instead. Sell the typewriters.
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Sep 10, 2023 21:09
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Are they the same ads from Twitter?
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Sep 10, 2023 21:10
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Unregretted Monkey Minutes
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Sep 10, 2023 21:14
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Do the neuralink chips have a purpose or are we still at the "let's put foreign objects in a monkey and see what happens" stage
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Sep 10, 2023 21:16
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Sankis posted:Do the neuralink chips have a purpose or are we still at the "let's put foreign objects in a monkey and see what happens" stage The everything crap It's fatal vaporware
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Sep 10, 2023 21:18
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Geordi No: Fatal vaporware Geordi Yes: Vaporwave To be more serious, though: Elon's "but they were terminal monkeys!" is lame as hell (much like Elon himself). Animal abuse is animal abuse.
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Sep 10, 2023 21:24
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MrQwerty posted:yeah DeLoreans are actually cool cars once you swap the engine for something that doesn't suck poo poo. They look really good painted, too. the Delorean is the ultimate don't meet your hero car it's bad at everything and even if it was good, good cars in 1982 sucked poo poo As long as you don't want it to be fast, comfortable, reliable or fun to drive they rock
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Sep 10, 2023 21:27
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I just want to point out that Azalea Banks, the arguably very strange woman who sacrifices chickens did at least two very awesome things A. Dubbed Elon "Apartheid Clyde" B. When it was suggested she'd avoid covid vaccines because of her odd beliefs, responded along the lines of, "I may be weird but I am not stupid, of course I got vaccinated"
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Sep 10, 2023 21:28
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redshirt posted:He'd be hilarious if he weren't so terrifying. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAOLyi_4AbQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEY31XkIcEU
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Sep 10, 2023 21:31
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Sankis posted:Do the neuralink chips have a purpose or are we still at the "let's put foreign objects in a monkey and see what happens" stage "X is the everything App"
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Sep 10, 2023 21:34
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Circle Nine posted:Hold on, I'm gonna need some more details about this one. The jist of it is Grimes invited Azealia Banks to the mansion she was living in with Elon to record a song for an album. This was the weekend where he tweeted out about the 420 share price. Apparently she saw him freaking out about it and Grimes was too busy consoling him about it to work on the song, so she was like left alone in this big house with her hosts completely ignoring her for days. Azealia claimed that Musk was on acid when he made the tweet and she was so pissed off over the wasted weekend that she accused grimes of inviting her over for a threesome before the plans got derailed. One theory the Internet has is that Elon thought Grimes was talking about Iggy Azaelia and part of his weird behaviour that weekend was being disappointed that he wasn't getting a threesome with the right pop star. Also Azaelia said grimes smells like a roll of quarters and that grimes was astounded thad she knew how to scramble an egg. I think that's the whole story.
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Sep 10, 2023 21:35
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there's more to the story 
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Sep 10, 2023 21:39
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Pookah posted:I just want to point out that Azalea Banks, the arguably very strange woman who sacrifices chickens did at least two very awesome things c. said grimes smells like a roll of nickels
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Sep 10, 2023 21:43
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Grimes said her love language is getting mansplained to. That is pretty much all I need to know about her
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Sep 10, 2023 21:45
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MunchE posted:the Delorean is the ultimate don't meet your hero car The only reason people remember Deloreans is because Back to the Future. Gull wing doors look cool, but are hilariously impratical - parking would become far more difficult.
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Sep 10, 2023 21:51
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Gullwings usually (always?) reduced the outward swing for doors I think.
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Bixington posted:Gullwings usually (always?) reduced the outward swing for doors I think. Yes
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OldMemes posted:. Gull wing doors look cool, but are hilariously impratical - parking would become far more difficult. Care to explain why?
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Sep 10, 2023 21:57
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Bixington posted:Gullwings usually (always?) reduced the outward swing for doors I think. But you can’t just open them a small amount to squeeze in/out if it’s a tight fit
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ShoeFly posted:But you can’t just open them a small amount to squeeze in/out if it’s a tight fit Just use two spaces badaboom
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Sep 10, 2023 22:01
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No. 6 posted:Care to explain why? Ever seen how you close the door on a DeLorean?
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MrQwerty posted:Ever seen how you close the door on a DeLorean? Yes, you grab and pull a strap.
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Tau Terminus Monkeys
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No. 6 posted:Care to explain why? Viewed from the top down, opening a normal door adds a triangle of varying width to the car's profile. It can be quite a narrow triangle if it needs to be, and if you can fit through the gap. Opening a gullwing door adds a massive loving rectangle wider than your car is tall, and since its maximum width happens at the middle of the opening motion, there's no way to make that smaller unless you get out of your car by rolling under the door like Indiana Jones. You need two or three cars' worth of parking space just to exit the vehicle. Even a knee high wall next to the thing makes it impossible to get out without damaging your ludicrously expensive brushed steel folly.
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Sep 10, 2023 22:08
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I actually test drove a delorean ages ago and boy howdy did that car fuckin' suck for how kicking rad it is. Buncha college kids hooted to show it off, but that engine/car don't DO that.
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Sep 10, 2023 22:10
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Dabir posted:Viewed from the top down, opening a normal door adds a triangle of varying width to the car's profile. It can be quite a narrow triangle if it needs to be, and if you can fit through the gap. Ummm what? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gull-wing_door posted:When properly designed and counterbalanced, they require little side-clearance to open (about 27.5 cm, or 11" in the DeLorean[4] and allow much better entrance/egress than conventional doors.
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Sep 10, 2023 22:13
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We need to nip this monkey business in the bud, stat.
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redshirt posted:We need to nip this monkey business in the bud, stat. Working on it!
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Sep 10, 2023 22:15
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Shame the pocket knife didn't slip and hit a live wire https://twitter.com/WillOremus/status/1700977093218337102?s=20
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graynull posted:Shame the pocket knife didn't slip and hit a live wire Jesus that's a nightmare I didn't know I should have.
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