NFC East 2023: Everyone's a Contender* (No, not really New York)

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Biggest disappointment of 2023?
	The Dallas Cowboys (gently caress 'em)
	The New York Giants
	The Philadephia Eagles
	The Washington Washingtons
	Myself for watching NFC East Clownball

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Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Ugly but a W is a W.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 00:40

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# ? May 23, 2024 15:47

RoastBeef: Jul 11, 2008

1-0 is 1-0 but wooof

# ? Sep 11, 2023 00:41

Sex_Marxist: Dec 14, 2016; I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON

Does not inspire confidence

# ? Sep 11, 2023 00:41

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

This feels like every madden team I ever make where the secondary is nonexistant and when I can't get the pass game going I clam up and do terrible runs the rest of the game.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 00:42

NattyBo: Sep 20, 2004; Football Team.

Ugh, the Eagles looked pretty great.
Well, let�s keep our eyes on the real prize today: gently caress THE COWBOYS.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 00:43

Toaster Beef: Jan 23, 2007; that's not nature's way

NattyBo posted:

Ugh, the Eagles looked pretty great.

they super didn't

like a win's a win and it's nice to know they can gently caress up so many times and still drop 25 on a belichick-led team for a win on the road, but ... plenty to be concerned about

# ? Sep 11, 2023 00:44

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Dear The Philadelphia Football Eagles,

Yes, that was technically a win. You sucked poo poo today. Fix it.

You have three days.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 00:44

pro starcraft loser: Jan 23, 2006; Stand back, this could get messy.

gently caress the Eagles for:
1. Making me root for the Pats
2. Winning
3. Seeming really scary

gently caress the cowboys, go Commanders

# ? Sep 11, 2023 00:47

Sex_Marxist: Dec 14, 2016; I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON

Im hoping that the Pats D was maybe just legit good, but holy gently caress the defense still sucks poo poo out loud

# ? Sep 11, 2023 00:52

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

It�s POURING here.

God set the weather to CLOWNBALL.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 00:55

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

davecrazy posted:

It�s POURING here.

God set the weather to CLOWNBALL.

242 gonna loving eat the g-men alive

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Sep 11, 2023

# ? Sep 11, 2023 01:05

beep by grandpa: May 5, 2004

have fun today dave

# ? Sep 11, 2023 01:07

beep by grandpa: May 5, 2004

regarding the cowboys, gently caress 'em

# ? Sep 11, 2023 01:08

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

Imagine getting arrested by an NY police officer who's in the choir

# ? Sep 11, 2023 01:23

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Pretty solid anthem.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 01:30

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Clown. loving. Ball.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 01:34

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

Of course he misses the pat lol

# ? Sep 11, 2023 01:35

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

The NFC East is the vehicle for God's chosen form of football, the glorious :siren:

CLOWNBALL :siren:

# ? Sep 11, 2023 01:36

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Dear God this game is already glorious

# ? Sep 11, 2023 01:38

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Clown. loving. Ball.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 01:51

RoastBeef: Jul 11, 2008

pop

# ? Sep 11, 2023 01:55

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

The rain, washing these teams hope away.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 01:56

Ayudo: Mar 30, 2006

The line for the Cowboys bandwagon starts here.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 01:57

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

abandon hope all ye who enter here

# ? Sep 11, 2023 01:58

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Everyone�s a contendor* (No, not really New York.)

# ? Sep 11, 2023 01:58

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

I keep counting in my head every time he drops back yet he never throws it when he should. Dude is hanging in to the ball forever.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 01:58

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Any team with a pass rush is going to beat the Giants up this year

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:06

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Febreeze posted:

Any team is going to beat the Giants up this year

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:11

beep by grandpa: May 5, 2004

Quiet Feet posted:

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:14

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

_{_{_{how bout them cowboys?}}}

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:23

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

The Dallas offense just scored it's first touchdown if the game and It's 25-0

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:24

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

I tell you all about Daniel Jones and yet

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:24

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

The Dallas Cowboys are beautiful and I'm glad this thread finally realized they're great

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:28

Strobe: Jun 30, 2014; GW BRAINWORMS CREW

I just wanna see Deuce

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:31

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Dallas has already out scored the Commanders and Eagles.

Y�all gonna be insufferable this week.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:36

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Cartoon Man posted:

Dallas has already out scored the Commanders and Eagles.

Y�all gonna be insufferable this week.

Dallas' first offensive touchdown put them up 25-0. :lol:

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:37

beep by grandpa: May 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/SeanMcCarthyCom/status/1701045959252140123?t=

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:38

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

How do you miss the net???

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:41

beep by grandpa: May 5, 2004

Lol

Lmfao

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:42

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# ? May 23, 2024 15:47

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Daniel Jones. More like Daniel poo poo.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:56

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