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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

1stGear posted:

my plan when the grid goes down is to off myself immediately and hope i get isekai'd to a world where catgirls are real does that sound viable

how are you gonna get isekai'd without a truck around

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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

1stGear posted:

my plan when the grid goes down is to off myself immediately and hope i get isekai'd to a world where catgirls are real does that sound viable

you're gonna feel dumb looking down from anime heaven and seeing that it was just a temporary black out

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
so where's the hurricane that's supposed to ban Rhode Island forever?

Wolfy
Jul 13, 2009

I wish these hurricanes would go faster so we would have something to talk about

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

I'm in a pretty good place..
Not that many people, lots of game and fishing and ag and pastures, plentiful water resources, and our power grid already has the capability to sever from the rest of the state and just power local areas

So of course ill be eaten by cannibals within 2 days

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ekuNNN posted:

I dont know if the entire urban world population spreading out over the country side burning every tree they can find to stay warm and killing any animal left in the wild for food would be great for the biosphere

That first thing could be avoided simply by doing it in the summer.

386-SX 25Mhz VGA
Jan 14, 2003

(C) American Megatrends Inc.,

Gripweed posted:

That first thing could be avoided simply by doing it in the summer.
Really before the cannibalism starts, tons of people will starve to death in the suburbs without oil to bring them their food, so there will be plenty of corpses for scavengers to eat, leading to an explosion in the population of cats, dogs, rats, birds, raccoons, etc. The people who somehow managed not to starve to death will have some opportunity to feast on these populations of animals before inevitably resorting to cannibalism

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i would simply till the corpses into my soybean field

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

I've watched movies, not even gonna try to survive the collapse of society. 2 weeks tops just to see.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


flipping the sign at costco to show “Closed” :smug:

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Rubellavator posted:

I've watched movies, not even gonna try to survive the collapse of society. 2 weeks tops just to see.

day 1: neighbors come together to
share food and supplies
day 2: musicians play happy songs at sunset to keep spirits high
day 3: ethnic cleansing begins

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

sticking my head in the air fryer the moment the Internet goes down

Soap Scum
Aug 8, 2003



smoobles posted:

sticking my head in the air fryer the moment the Internet goes down

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
No, no, no, the air fryer fries air not hair! Easy mistake to make.

You want to shove your head in the hair fryer the moment the internet goes down.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

dr_rat posted:

No, no, no, the air fryer fries air not hair! Easy mistake to make.

You want to shove your head in the hair fryer the moment the internet goes down.

A hair dryer is basically an air fryer without the basket

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

smoobles posted:

sticking my head in the air fryer the moment the Internet goes down

for anyone who hasn't read infinite jest this is the cliffs notes basically

goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



1stGear posted:

my plan when the grid goes down is to off myself immediately and hope i get isekai'd to a world where catgirls are real does that sound viable

yes

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

smoobles posted:

sticking my head in the air fryer the moment the Internet goes down

you air fryer needs to download an important firmware update before it can be used again.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

500excf type r posted:

A hair dryer is basically an air fryer without the basket

Indeed, they really missed a beat not calling it the mobile hair fryer, but inventors usually are pretty poo poo at naming things.

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


neutral milf hotel posted:

day 1: neighbors come together to
share food and supplies
day 2: musicians play happy songs at sunset to keep spirits high
day 3: ethnic cleansing begins

Whoops we didn’t notice the happy songs were about bosnian nationalist pride

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?
9” of rain has fallen in the noted tropical rainforest of Leominster MA in the last 24 hours and a major commuter road into boston is under 10 feet of water. Seems good.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




had a flash flood today in ny there was a sheet of water coming down the hill drenched my shoes and slipped on my rear end trying to walk up it home.

Complications
Jun 19, 2014

redneck nazgul posted:

how are you gonna get isekai'd without a truck around

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
The only actual good thing about an apocalypse would be all the annoying preppers getting immediately killed by a group of looters who did no preparations whatsoever and also they didn't have the right clothes or anything they just had weapons

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
You can only survive the apocalypse in a community that's why most Internet people would die quickly

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/MichaelRLowry/status/1701423682038399186?s=20

speng31b
May 8, 2010

fr lol at goons workshopping how to survive the collapse of civilization

Lackmaster
Mar 1, 2011

ram dass in hell posted:

for anyone who hasn't read infinite jest this is the cliffs notes basically

something smells delicious!

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Lackmaster posted:

something smells delicious!

baby back ribs?

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

speng31b posted:

fr lol at goons workshopping how to survive the collapse of civilization

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qfzVcMm8dQM

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

speng31b posted:

fr lol at goons workshopping how to survive the collapse of civilization

survive it? gently caress that

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

speng31b posted:

fr lol at goons workshopping how to survive the collapse of civilization

you're just mad I'd live longer than u

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
please pray for smythe. he got stepped on by his parkour gf

https://twitter.com/strangestmedia/status/1701317394755625008

e. oops wrong thread but I'll leave it here

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

neutral milf hotel posted:

e. oops wrong thread but I'll leave it here

You’ve got to be careful in this forum.

Some of the moderators might think that that’s a real baby.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

the baby is us and the mom is climate change

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


smoobles posted:

the baby is us and the mom is climate change

the mom is you and the baby is your metaphor

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?


TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

low effort. can’t even be bothered to photoshop the thread mascot and does a sad smiley. weak. pathetic!

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Platystemon posted:

You’ve got to be careful in this forum.

Some of the moderators might think that that’s a real baby.

:ohdear:

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Goddamn, that medicane hit hard
https://twitter.com/WxNB_/status/1701544981452787836?s=20

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