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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Just tuned in and Aaron is already out???

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algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
lol sorry jets fans

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I can't square the joke...

Jets' field can't melt achilles

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

CapnAndy posted:

wait goddammit I was going to joke "hey my cable box was being a fucker and I just got here, did I miss rodger's career-ending injury"

don't tell me I actually did

:smith:

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
A deep colonic will straighten it out

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Hughmoris posted:

Was that Rodgers injury sack due to a terrible block or blown assignment?

the assignment wasnt the only thing that got blown on that play

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Zach Wilson can handle this, don't worry.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

whatis posted:

no really can we get a wellness check on mcmagic

he's posting through it in the AFC East thread right now

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Rodgers shouldn't have told that sideline reporter just before running onto the field that he had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I turn on the game and immediately see Rodgers heading for the locker room. :laffo:

bean mom posted:

i can see the headlines tomorrow:

"JETS CRASH ON 9/11"

:vince:

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
*George W Bush reading “my pet goat”*

Aide leans in…

“Aaron Rodgers injured his ankle.”

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Go for it

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


no way that it happened on the first set of downs

this was an inside job

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Holy poo poo that was pure domination of that RT

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Is Joe Rogan on site for a consult?

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
Spencer Brown getting dominated in pass pro? I am shocked! :geno:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

this is the most Jets thing that has ever happened on 9/11

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
gods curse you, cable box

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
What was Zach Wilson's internal reaction when it happened? "Oh yeah!" or "Oh no, I wanted to collect an easy check"

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

pillsburysoldier posted:

Rodgers shouldn't have told that sideline reporter just before running onto the field that he had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

thatl do it

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Luigi Thirty posted:

this is the most Jets thing that has ever happened on 9/11

thats right

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Dango Bango posted:

lmao why is Peyton all riled up

Man is processing his grief right now

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

A drop of pee. Pee dropper.

Mister Perky
Aug 2, 2010

Whooping Crabs posted:

Just tuned in and Aaron is already out???

The worst turf in the league claims another victim.

In retrospect, the most Jets thing that could possibly happen is their OSHA violation of a field eating Aaron Rodgers up 5 plays into his Jets tenure.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Peyton was yelling for this lol

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
McDermott coward.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Tom Brady to the jets

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Bills gonna find a way to lose and Aaron will return game 14, win the Superbowl and take all the credit

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Scallop Eyes posted:

This is the saddest and funniest thing that could have happened.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

MJeff posted:

McDermott coward.
He’s always low-key been bitchmade.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

surf rock posted:

a second plane blowout is about to hit the towers New York football

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


If Zach Wilson becomes good I will convert to Mormonism.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Coward yes but the other QB is Zach Wilson take the insurmountable lead

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







looks like it could be a midfoot fracture

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

bean mom posted:

i can see the headlines tomorrow:

"JETS CRASH ON 9/11"

BEARDED MAN'S SHOES CAUSES JETS GROUNDING

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Whooping Crabs posted:

Just tuned in and Aaron is already out???

3 dropbacks
3 pressures
0 achilles

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
A part of me wants to see the Zach Wilson redemption arc.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



You have to be making GBS threads me, I had to go pick up something and Rodgers is hurt?

solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe
So the league puts the Jets opening game on Disney ESPN, Monday night, which just HAPPENS to be 9/11, and then Rodgers gets hurt? You think that's a coincidence?

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Scarabrae posted:

Jets crashing on 9/11 is way too on the nose

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