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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > MNF: Aaron Rodgers thinks today is just another gameday.
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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Hot Diggity! posted:

lmao

https://twitter.com/onlineandnice/status/1701396448368062735

Haha

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Forgetting the Nets

????

im pretty sure i would remember a team named the Nets

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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

fartknocker posted:

No

Thanks :tipshat:

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Silly Burrito posted:

BEARDED MAN'S SHOES CAUSES JETS GROUNDING
You had to stretch for that one, but you got it in the end

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Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

 Lol end of the 1st and only down by 3 but the faces in that crowd look like they are bearing witness to war crimes

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Jets fans can always switch to a team with some hope, like the cards.

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

 Jets fuel melts QB dreams

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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
 Broke rogan

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
It was the Jets, Todd Bowles was never the problem. (Let me be)

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Gadzuko
Feb 14, 2005

bean mom posted:

honestly both the jets and mets should be disbanded, all traces of their existence and organization burned to the ground and salted, and a new team created in their places

Time to bring back the New Jersey Generals

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Mystic Stylez posted:

https://twitter.com/BenjaminSolak/status/1701394349244760305?t=GbddHNlqAAIl18VlZmJtWQ&s=19

Oh my God I can't...oh my God.

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
If it’s his Achilles is really is Vinny T 1999 all over again.

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Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1701397034949915026?t=DY5o4HdrBj2Q6iWCA-uSKQ&s=19

Ahh gently caress his parking meter ran out

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The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

Hughmoris posted:

If you could somehow bottle the feeling of despair currently hanging over that stadium, it could be weaponized.

A feeling of despair around New York and New Jersey being weaponized? On September 11?

First time for everything, I guess

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Luminous Cow
Nov 2, 2007

Well you know there should be no law
on people that want to smoke a little dope.
Well you know it's good for your head
And it relax your body don't you know.
:420:
Holy poo poo how broken are jets fans right now

Alcohol sales in the New York area gonna double

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Upside Potential
Jun 14, 2006
If you think this guy is terrible, wait till next year.
Sorry I'm late, have we done any 911 or COVID toe jokes yet.

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Hot Diggity! posted:

lmao

https://twitter.com/onlineandnice/status/1701396448368062735

took me a second to parse that lol

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
I honestly forgot Farve went to the Jets too.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
you know McEnroe yelled "YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!?!?" at the TV when Rodgers went down.

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 Lisa Saunders: How do you rally this team emotionally after the injury?

Saleh: /glances back and forth

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Upside Potential posted:

Sorry I'm late, have we done any 911 or COVID toe jokes yet.

hey guess what youre about to learn

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

 I know Im starting the game late, but I cant wait to see Aaron Rodgers play!

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
lol refs bail out allen

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chibi luda
Apr 17, 2013

 talking to my jet fan friends and this is more or less the mood rn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_vJMHMBzLM

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ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Vox Nihili posted:

Jets fuel melts heel seams
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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




 This is the most Jets thing possible

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Did they call forward progress?

Yeah this is a doomed challenge.

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pmchem
Jan 22, 2010

Hot Diggity! posted:

lmao

https://twitter.com/onlineandnice/status/1701396448368062735

someone send pat a copy
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Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Barudak posted:

I know Im starting the game late, but I cant wait to see Aaron Rodgers play!

:gritin:

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
If you're a head coach, how much do you love fielding those "in-between quarter" questions from reports?

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
I love McEnroe is also struggling to find something to talk about.

May all the Manningcast guests tonight be as awkward. :allears:

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/518882635972890625

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Android Apocalypse posted:

I love McEnroe is also struggling to find something to talk about.

May all the Manningcast guests tonight be as awkward. :allears:

Someone get Marshawn STAT

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Barudak posted:

I know Im starting the game late, but I cant wait to see Aaron Rodgers play!

https://twitter.com/dril/status/757914951868485632

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That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
lol great work Saleh

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

 are we sure there weren't any explosives placed in his foot before the game?

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I concede the point: The Jets really are the most cursed fans.

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
 Arm punt

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Manningcast featuring a bunch of frustration right now lmao

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
"So John, do you try to get out to the stadium for Jets games?"

"Well, football is a great sport to watch on TV..."

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