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Barudak
May 7, 2007

CapnAndy posted:

one of my brothers is a tremendous Jets fan

lol sorry dude

Hope they were talking mad poo poo to your Giants fan brother this morning

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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Zach is like 26 and just walking around wearing a bandana, huh

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

woof

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Poque posted:

Can that quack be right for the first time? Time will tell

https://deadspin.com/the-chargers-doctor-is-a-drunk-quack-why-havent-they-466685771

if anyone is wondering

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

drat. Never knew this about MetLife.

Duly noted

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Criminal Minded posted:

Athletes are uneducated clowns to a great extent but they are also the most in-tune-with-their-bodies people in the world to an extent that's not even imaginable to me so when a bunch all complain about a certain comfort/safety thing I believe them

Wouldn't an NFL team have a disproportionately high number of college graduates?

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

MJeff posted:

Aikman just burying Wilson, good gravy.

Buck/Aikman is a good team. I can't believe it's true but it is

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
if aaron tore his achilles he's one of the toughest motherfuckers alive because not only did he have basically no visible reaction to it whatsoever he got up and walked around on it for a bit before deciding "nah, this hurts a lot, nvm"

(i'd bet a bad ankle sprain)

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
https://twitter.com/NOTSportsCenter/status/1701401454169211101

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

pillsburysoldier posted:

Zach is like 26 and just walking around wearing a bandana, huh

The most Coachella athlete

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





If it costs 1 dollar less to pay out all injured player's contract guarantees than it does to fix their turf, an NFL team will never ever fix their turf

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Yudo posted:

Wouldn't an NFL team have a disproportionately high number of college graduates?

I have bad news about most of their classes

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Well it could be worse that one guy had a heart attack and died and was resuscitated

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

You don't need to be a Dr. to diagnose an achilles. They'd know already, you just look for the cankle.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Toaster Beef posted:

if aaron tore his achilles he's one of the toughest motherfuckers alive because not only did he have basically no visible reaction to it whatsoever he got up and walked around on it for a bit before deciding "nah, this hurts a lot, nvm"

(i'd bet a bad ankle sprain)

Sometimes players play on a torn Achilles and don’t realize it until later.

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Eifert Posting posted:

Yeah certain grass fields like Fedex and Pitt where they keep them poorly are also bad.


Parts of the year it's playing on mud.

Forgot about Pitt. I hope that new management in Washington gets on top of it, at least.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003


Holy gently caress I almost took that earlier today ahahaha

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Sometimes players play on a torn Achilles and don’t realize it until later.

The famous example I remember is Kobe

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Lol my buddy is there on the field cheering him on. I don't even wanna slag him off now it's too real

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Ahahah is this one of those Free Money gambling sweetener bets?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Quincy Williams trying real hard in a doomed effort.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

i went and took a shower and did stuff around my house and lmao what kind of clownball is happening hahahahaa

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
lol what was that Josh

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Barudak posted:

Hope they were talking mad poo poo to your Giants fan brother this morning
rest of my family is Eagles and he raised his kids right, they’re Eagles too

if anything I’m the other outlier for being Eagles but also eternally holding out hope that the Browns will maybe ever be good again in the future

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

cute leap

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


zach wilson plays the cowboys in dallas next week

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Toaster Beef posted:

if aaron tore his achilles he's one of the toughest motherfuckers alive because not only did he have basically no visible reaction to it whatsoever he got up and walked around on it for a bit before deciding "nah, this hurts a lot, nvm"

(i'd bet a bad ankle sprain)

I agree /w this

bucksmash
Mar 11, 2002

Hahaha that weird leap ok Josh

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Why take the time out immediately?

Oh the Jets took it, I guess...ok, whatever.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

what a career

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Scarabrae posted:

Well it could be worse that one guy had a heart attack and died and was resuscitated

And he's moving around better than Rodgers is right now

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Allen, what in the hot pansexual gently caress was that

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Ahahah is this one of those Free Money gambling sweetener bets?

Yup. :lol:

Allen, you were loving 5 yards short of the sticks, what was your plan there.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Allen seeing Rodgers and thinking "I could injure myself too and be out of this loving game..."

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Allen is gonna get himself killed.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
sick leap bro

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

:siren: MANNING RUSHING HIGHLIGHTS :siren:

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Nov 27, 2007

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pmchem posted:

zach wilson plays the cowboys in dallas next week

he gonna die

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