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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Josh Allen one more of those away from handing this division to Mac Jones.

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Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
A designed QB run on 3rd&13!? loving dumb. And then Allen takes a big hit for no damned reason. Hate it. Hate settling for a FG.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





It's nuts that Allen could slide but his instinct is to leap headfirst like a human missile at tacklers.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Dango Bango posted:

:siren: MANNING RUSHING HIGHLIGHTS :siren:

this is what we're all really here for

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
It would be good if Josh Allen didn't Cam Newton his career

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

oh poo poo TOY STORY AR GAME

Barudak
May 7, 2007

MJeff posted:

Yup. :lol:

Allen, you were loving 5 yards short of the sticks, what was your plan there.

Mentally queuing up I believe I can fly

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

fartknocker posted:

this is what we're all really here for

now someone post chadpenning.gif

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Listening to Peyton stumble and try to have actual emotion when talking about remembering :911: is the best.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
https://twitter.com/D1SCHER/status/1701392805946630626

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Won't someone think of the canned packages about AARON RODGERS AND THE JETS ESPN just had to delete?

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Criminal Minded posted:

I have bad news about most of their classes

Well, sure, but usually no one ever asks about classes, just degree or no degree. By that common demographic standard, a football team would have a extremely high number of college graduates relative to the rest of the US.

I'm not being dense--most people who graduate from college, athlete or otherwise, don't know much of anything.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

bean mom posted:

oh poo poo TOY STORY AR GAME

Pixar finally making a toy story sequel I give a poo poo about

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Come on Tom, the Jets are alluring.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Kalli posted:

Josh Allen one more of those away from handing this division to Mac Jones.

Lol people forget the Dolphins exist.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

SirPablo posted:

Won't someone think of the canned packages about AARON RODGERS AND THE JETS ESPN just had to delete?

I bet there are some PS2 level graphics that we'll never see

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Yudo posted:

Well, sure, but usually no one ever asks about classes, just degree or no degree. By that common demographic standard, a football team would have a extremely high number of college graduates relative to the rest of the US.

I'm not being dense--most people who graduate from college, athlete or otherwise, don't know much of anything.

Yeah no worries I did admittedly shake my head like "Yeahhhhh good point" lol

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Jets took a timeout to kneel the ball?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Lol

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1701384892586578160?s=20

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
well sign me the gently caress UP for the Disney+ CGI Bowl


last year we got Patrick Starr burying Russell Wilson on live tv, I have high hopes for, like, buzz lightyear getting the poo poo sacked out of him

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Silly Burrito posted:

I bet there are some PS2 level graphics that we'll never see

They are PS3 era, excuse you!

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Eifert Posting posted:

Lol people forget the Dolphins exist.

It was a joke about Tua's eventual inevitable injury

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

DID HIS CALF REVERBERATE??

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


The fact that he's old is a bad sign

AJA
Mar 28, 2015

Maed
Aug 23, 2006


Quiet Feet posted:

Is Zach Wilson color blind? Does he hate the Jets? Does he hate football? Is he just stupid?

Vinny testaverde was color blind and he did just fine

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/Yelix/status/1701405413130854580

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Shefter is going to make me sick

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*


lmaoooooo

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
If there's no more guests scheduled, then would be anyone be surprised if the Mannings straight up just don't come back after halftime?

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Dango Bango posted:

DID HIS CALF REVERBERATE??

the vibration heard round the league

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Silly Burrito posted:

I bet there are some PS2 level graphics that we'll never see

I wanna see the animation team superimposing WIlson's face over Rodgers for all their graphics. Go full "Trump face over HIllary animatronic in the Disney Hall of Presidents" with it.

Upside Potential
Jun 14, 2006
If you think this guy is terrible, wait till next year.
If tua tagovailoa can play QB without a head. Rodgers can play without a foot.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Adam Schefter :barf:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
https://twitter.com/Collin_Pryce/status/1701402247253422337?s=20

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


They're holding an Aaron Rodgers memorial rn

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


How have I not heard Schefty talk before, blech

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Adam Schefter is what happens when you prevent childhood bullies from doing their job.

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