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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Valt posted:

This game is two grown men pressing their asses together and farting directly into each others assholes. But at the end we have to declare a winner somehow, even though its exceedingly clear that no one could possibly win.
an evocative, haunting, and above all, accurate metaphor

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Tricky Ed
Aug 18, 2010

It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.


WRs so unused to completions they don't know how to block downfield.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Kalli posted:

No loving way is Chiefs - Jets a prime time game.

That's gonna be a bloodbath.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Space Jam posted:

josh allen loving sucks

more like gg allin because he’s making GBS threads all over the field

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002


:yikes:

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Bills are getting crazy pressure though. Jets O line looks rear end

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




pmchem posted:

nathaniel hackett has a good track record without aaron rodgers though right

He got Blake Bortles to the AFC Championship that one time. :shrug:

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
BIG PLAY ALERT

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
arright

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Jets are still averaging 8 yards per rush

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/DaddyZaslav/status/1701355196763271205?t=ZlIL8iRE8cKiiwp6XsRwaA&s=19

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
We deserve overtime

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Tom Brady just cruising to an 8th Super Bowl with this roster will be cool

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Someone had to take up the mantle of the 2022 Denver Broncos

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Oh god I forgot about Hackett. Now you're stuck with Hackett at OC with no Rodgers possibly.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

You know the Jets have no faith in their QB or their Coach because each offense is Run Run Pass

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Aaron Rodgers was an inside job

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Holy gently caress Zach Wilson is throwing with blistering precision

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Barudak posted:

You know the Jets have no faith in their QB or their Coach because each offense is Run Run Pass

no thats just Nathaniel Hackett lol

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Shinji2015 posted:

Someone had to take up the mantle of the 2022 Denver Broncos

Grittybeard posted:

Oh god I forgot about Hackett. Now you're stuck with Hackett at OC with no Rodgers possibly.

lol these two posts back-to-back

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Peyton just going :schotty: and then visibly holding his breath every time Wilson throws

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Let’s go to OT, yes

open the Blood Gates

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

omg it’s happening

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Wilson completes a pass and Peyton lets out an exhale like the test just came back negative.

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
maximum clownish ending is in play now

SirFozzie
Mar 28, 2004
Goombatta!
ANOTHER ACTUAL FOOTBALL PLAY!

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

:siren: offense :siren:

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
:lol: the Bills are gonna lose.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
TWO ZACH WILSON COMPLETIONS??

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

whoa!!! 1st and goal

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Garrett Wilson had to try as hard as he possibly could to make that a play

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
run it 3 more times

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

the jets are about to tie this game

just kidding they're gonna miss the extra point

Barudak
May 7, 2007

SLIDE YOU STUPID MULTIMILLIONAIRE SON OF A BUMBLEYUM

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Mystic Stylez posted:

Tom Brady just cruising to an 8th Super Bowl with this roster will be cool

Are Jets fans that desperate?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
HOLY poo poo

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
loving hell wowow

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


holy poo poo GW

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
HOLY poo poo THAT CATCH

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

WILSON2WILSON

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