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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > MNF: Aaron Rodgers thinks today is just another gameday.
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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
https://twitter.com/NYJ_Matt/status/1668069359607234562

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 this would be a more embarassing loss than the giants last night

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Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Shinji2015 posted:

So if Bills lose, that means Mahomes, Burrow, Allen, and Herbert all lost their season openers.

When was the last time that many top QBs lost all in the same week?

Sorry Zach Wilson is a top QB now I don’t make the rules

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

SirPablo posted:

What is happening haha

:siren:CLOWNBALL:siren:

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
I'm sure glad I put Josh Allen jersey wearing son to bed an hour ago. Woof.

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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Never rule out the dumbest option

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 Hall almost had that first down with great effort

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Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core
 Can't sleep because of heartburn.. why not get up and watch this poo poo?

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

 i hope this fg gets shanked

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
"I think I would have thrown it into double coverage to Wilson."

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Dango Bango posted:

What a cutback!

feel like i could've got the first down if he hadn't danced the second time

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
that’s short

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
aww he got that

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OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


 Way Allen is playing Madden's going to lower his overall to Vince Young in 2010's level

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

 Go for it

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Jets should absolutely go for this.

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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Go4It

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 Lmao you're going to give them the ball back with three timeouts plus the 2 minute warning. g4i.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Crescent Wrench posted:

"I think I would have thrown it into double coverage to Wilson."

just throw the ball to garrett wilson every single down regardless of situations or context

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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
You gotta go for it

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
In this game I think you... kick the FG?

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Qwijib0 posted:

aww he got that

nope

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
:bisonyes:

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

wandler20 posted:

I'm sure glad I put Josh Allen jersey wearing son to bed an hour ago. Woof.

"dad what happened in the game last night after i went to bed"

hey son do you want a new puppy

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

bean mom posted:

this would be a more embarassing loss than the giants last night
for either team

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Go for it

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Put the ball in Zach's hands

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Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core
 Zach Wilson battering ram

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 You can't rely on another Josh Allen turnover

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5rzk_X_WhQ

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 TAKE THE LEAD YOU FUCKIN IDIOTS

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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
that little kid is going to have a heck of a story to tell her friends tomorrow

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Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

 go for it you cowards

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OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


 I mean he's totally made that

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Doesn't matter, they got it lol

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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


 I’d go for 3

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Why do you not just kick the field goal here?

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
Wilson pulling a Jalen Hurts & QB sneaking it.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 i would take the kick I think. zach will fumble it or some poo poo

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Oh he totally got that.

I was thinking FG but eh gently caress it burn that clock.

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