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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.

Fifty Three posted:

Dubya throwing the ceremonial strike but it's Saleh (this post will age poorly)

someone photoshop Saleh in front of the "Mission Accomplished" banner

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Seriously if the Jets had a decent QB this game would be an absolute shellacking.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
So on Friday I was bullshitting with my family and talking about how I hate Aaron Rodgers and hoped he got hurt and my brother got the hurt why-would-you-say-that eyes so I added "but then the Jets win anyway"

anyway, long story short, I can predict the future

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

SVP get a suit that fits challenge

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

CapnAndy posted:

So on Friday I was bullshitting with my family and talking about how I hate Aaron Rodgers and hoped he got hurt and my brother got the hurt why-would-you-say-that eyes so I added "but then the Jets win anyway"

anyway, long story short, I can predict the future

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Serious props to the writers on this season premiere

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
do not let wilson throw it. even though I want the good wilson to score

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

are they going to let him throw it

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
well

yeah

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

The spirit of 9/11 just cannot be defeated

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

ManMythLegend posted:

So much celebratory soaking happening tonight.

“Jump on the bed extra hard, Bhraghxton…”

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


The idea that Aikman is even trying to justify Wilson throwing the ball is lol

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
yeah that's the right move

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
Can’t wait for Josh Allen’s game-ending turnover!

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.

A middle school friend's dream was to go to BYU and find a husband to do Mormon missionary work while also trying to turn me Mormon to go with her.

Lmao this is really going to happen

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
the Jets kicker is just barely above rear end level

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

For whatever reason, the bottom-right down and distance marker's update looks like it flashes yellow out of the corner of my eye so I think there's a flag

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Vox Nihili posted:

The spirit of 9/11 just cannot be defeated

so what you're saying is someone is gonna double doink both uprights

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Now for a Bills drive that ends in a field goal.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

LACES OUT DAN!

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


Can't wait for Josh Allen to get the game winning score and for the commentary to be how he gritted out a win by turning the ball over four times or something

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Whew maybe it was the angle but that kick...

yeah they did get a finger on it. I thought it looked like it came out low.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
drat that was a super low kick, could've been blocked even from that close

Barudak
May 7, 2007

An insurmountable 3 point lead

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Kurgarra Queen posted:

Can’t wait for Josh Allen’s game-ending turnover!

:hmmyes:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Kurgarra Queen posted:

Can’t wait for Josh Allen’s game-ending turnover!

Hell, same.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I believe in Josh Allen heroics. He can give us one more turnover.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Garbage call

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Josh Allen is gonna leave too much time on the clock for the blessed child Zach Wilson

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
If Josh Allen finishes with less fantasy points than Aaron Rodgers, this game will be complete

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I didn't watch the game when Brady got his leg exploded but was it joyous like this?

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

OneMoreTime posted:

Can't wait for Josh Allen to get the game winning score and for the commentary to be how he gritted out a win by turning the ball over four times or something

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:
its wild I have absolutely zero faith in the Bills even getting a single first down here

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
This doesn't make me want to play the game but it does make me want to rewatch the 90s Mortal Kombat movie.

Valt
May 14, 2006

Oh HELL yeah.
Ultra Carp
I just don't even know what it means if the jets win this game.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



12 players have caught 4 interceptions in a single game FYI.

The last was DeAngelo Hall in 2010.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Zach Wilson redemption tour

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Dango Bango posted:

For whatever reason, the bottom-right down and distance marker's update looks like it flashes yellow out of the corner of my eye so I think there's a flag

same

i dont like it

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
ill probably buy mortal kombat play it for four hours then remember that I'm terrible at combos and give up

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Holy poo poo what a cruel Visa commercial.

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