MNF: Aaron Rodgers thinks today is just another gameday.

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

lol @this commercial

A Life Wasted, brought to you by Visa

# ? Sep 12, 2023 03:58

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# ? May 24, 2024 10:22

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/zylaros/status/1701430028150440300

# ? Sep 12, 2023 03:58

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Remember when Diggs made that play that crushed the Saints? Maybe he can do that again.

# ? Sep 12, 2023 03:58

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Play posted:

ill probably buy mortal kombat play it for four hours then remember that I'm terrible at combos and give up

Is Batista a hidden unlock?

# ? Sep 12, 2023 03:58

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Tulalip Tulips posted:

This doesn't make me want to play the game but it does make me want to rewatch the 90s Mortal Kombat movie.

�Ya can�t beat me, Sonya. I�ve studied all your moves!�

# ? Sep 12, 2023 03:59

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

nice "almost but not quite" music from up

# ? Sep 12, 2023 03:59

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Android Apocalypse posted:

Holy poo poo what a cruel Visa commercial.

Goddamn its mean.

# ? Sep 12, 2023 03:59

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Android Apocalypse posted:

Holy poo poo what a cruel Visa commercial.

I think that might have actually been Norwood at the end lol

# ? Sep 12, 2023 03:59

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

they should bring back the thing you gotta slide over the card with the receipt paper, credit cards are too easy now

# ? Sep 12, 2023 03:59

Tulalip Tulips: Sep 1, 2013; The best apologies are crafted with love.

CapnAndy posted:

lol @this commercial

A Life Wasted, brought to you by Visa

The only way it could be worse is if it was a Mariners fan. :smith:

# ? Sep 12, 2023 03:59

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Dango Bango posted:

For whatever reason, the bottom-right down and distance marker's update looks like it flashes yellow out of the corner of my eye so I think there's a flag

because it does loving flash yellow

you're not alone

# ? Sep 12, 2023 03:59

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

Android Apocalypse posted:

Holy poo poo what a cruel Visa commercial.

he bought his grand daughter a norwood jersey?

# ? Sep 12, 2023 03:59

pmchem: Jan 22, 2010

https://twitter.com/NFLRT/status/1701429102081618102?s=20

# ? Sep 12, 2023 03:59

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

wandler20 posted:

Remember when Diggs made that play that crushed the Saints? Maybe he can do that again.

woah now Josh Allen is no Case Keenum

# ? Sep 12, 2023 03:59

Pershing: Feb 21, 2010; John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Christ dude just slide

# ? Sep 12, 2023 03:59

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Silly Burrito posted:

Is Batista a hidden unlock?

Of all the celebs in the game, he is not one yet

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:00

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Sadly I think Stefon Diggs will bail Josh Allen

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:00

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Pershing posted:

Christ dude just slide

He was still looking to throw six yards downfield lol

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:00

trilljester: Dec 7, 2004; The People's Tight End.

Does Josh Allen not know how to slide? Jesus

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:00

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Alaois posted:

they should bring back the thing you gotta slide over the card with the receipt paper, credit cards are too easy now

I had to use those things and fuuuuuuuuck that

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:00

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Maybe Allen sucks now because his brain is scrambled.

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:00

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Silly Burrito posted:

Is Batista a hidden unlock?

nah but they've got Peacemaker, Omni-man (no clue who that is) and Homelander which should be pretty interesting

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:00

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg: Oct 4, 2004; ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Allen trying to get himself knocked off of the game

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:00

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Nyc cant win this

Sorry all

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:00

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

Qwijib0 posted:

nice "almost but not quite" music from up

the wife even disappears towards the end

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:00

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

come on bills give me this FG

I need 15 more minutes of glorious Clown

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:00

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

so did Josh Allen just wake up?

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:01

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

LOL OPI

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:01

Tulalip Tulips: Sep 1, 2013; The best apologies are crafted with love.

lmao

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:01

Johnny Five-Jaces: Jan 21, 2009

pillsburysoldier posted:

Nyc cant win this

Sorry all

the team from new york is currently losing

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:01

OneMoreTime: Feb 20, 2011; *quack*

Jets better be careful, if they injure Allen a good QB might be put in the game.

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:01

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

lol Peyton

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:01

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.