MNF: Aaron Rodgers thinks today is just another gameday.

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Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

I think that was OPI but I'm stunned they called it.

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# ? May 23, 2024 10:52

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Hahahahahahah OPI

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:01

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Looks like some of the writers broke the strike and need to stick to the New York wins on 9/11 script.

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:01

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Play posted:

nah but they've got Peacemaker, Omni-man (no clue who that is) and Homelander which should be pretty interesting

Omni-man is from Invincible, worth a watch on Amazon. (and a comic book way before that)

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:01

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Sauce flopping

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:01

DancingMachine: Aug 12, 2004; He's a dancing machine!

good call, he did push him

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:02

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Android Apocalypse posted:

HAHAHAHAHA OPI

Fitz "that's a Buffalo Wild Wings flag"

Lmao

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:02

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

None of the QBs believe in opi

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:02

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

highly questionable

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:02

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

What??

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:02

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

lmao at the QBs all going OPI THAT IS BULLSHIT SIRS

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:02

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Android Apocalypse posted:

HAHAHAHAHA OPI

Fitz "that's a Buffalo Wild Wings flag"

rofl, fitz with a good one

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:02

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

lol

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:02

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Sauce Gardner is so loving good man. I thought he'd be really good but he he might be the best in the league period

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:02

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Tulalip Tulips posted:

A middle school friend's dream was to go to BYU and find a husband to do Mormon missionary work while also trying to turn me Mormon to go with her.

That beats my story: About 50% of the Mormon girls I knew of at Wyoming ended up pregnant before getting married.

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:02

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

It's gonna be funny when someone spikes a cop hat in anger

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:02

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

let's go field goal

clap clap clapclapclap

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:02

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

man you cant call time out there

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:03

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

CapnAndy posted:

let's go field goal

clap clap clapclapclap

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:03

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Dr_Strangelove posted:

That beats my story: About 50% of the Mormon girls I knew of at Wyoming ended up pregnant before getting married.

soaking works too well

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:03

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Tulalip Tulips posted:

A middle school friend's dream was to go to BYU and find a husband to do Mormon missionary work while also trying to turn me Mormon to go with her.

Lmao this is really going to happen

You could jump

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:03

Barudak: May 7, 2007

bean mom posted:

man you cant call time out there

You kind of have to when you suck

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:04

Kurgarra Queen: Jun 11, 2008; GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

bean mom posted:

man you cant call time out there

Sean McDermott is a proud graduate of the Andy Reid School of Time Management!

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:04

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Play posted:

nah but they've got Peacemaker, Omni-man (no clue who that is) and Homelander which should be pretty interesting

All the superhero guest characters just a reminder that Injustice 3 was probably supposed to be the next NRS game, but alas, WB gonna WB

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:04

Space Jam: Jul 22, 2008

CapnAndy posted:

let's go field goal

clap clap clapclapclap

tie tie tie

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:04

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Bills deserve the playoffs

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:04

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

LET'S GO FIELD GOAL

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:04

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Dr_Strangelove posted:

That beats my story: About 50% of the Mormon girls I knew of at Wyoming ended up pregnant before getting married.

and every single one's father was zach wilson

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:04

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

fartknocker posted:

Let's go tie.

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:04

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

The overtime we deserve

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:04

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Don�t think they can complete another pass in the middle of the field.

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:04

Tulalip Tulips: Sep 1, 2013; The best apologies are crafted with love.

Dr_Strangelove posted:

That beats my story: About 50% of the Mormon girls I knew of at Wyoming ended up pregnant before getting married.

We're urban enough and her parents were very much "must save face" people that a secret abortion would be likely.

To be fair my folks at that time were also heavily involved in a psychic church so going Mormon would have been more of a lateral move.

oh god we're going in to a tie???

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:05

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Dying to see Bass attempt a field goal while running 30 yards onto the field from the sideline because time is running out

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:05

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Oh that looked like it was a dangerous throw from that angle

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:05

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Play posted:

and every single one's father was zach wilson

Zach Wilson would never date college girls, he�d be too busy loving their moms

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:05

SirFozzie: Mar 28, 2004; Goombatta!

One more bomb then FG? Just gotta avoid getting sacked

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:05

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

kick it now you dumbshits

# ? Sep 12, 2023 04:05