Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WWE General Thread: He woo'd directly into a blind grandmother's face.
«‹›1038 »
 
  • Post
  • Reply
16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

“I think the problem is you’re just uneducated.”

Dango Bango posted:

Holy gently caress then she slaps her a couple of times for no reason??

it's a work

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 04:57
  • Quote
Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 23, 2024 08:49
  • Quote
1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Pylons posted:

Yokozuna crushed ribs with that move and he actually bothered to try to protect people.

And WWE showed the move happen too.

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 04:58
  • Quote
Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 you could tell rhea ripley nearly died from that move. not reacting at all. she couldn't breathe or see or hear

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 05:04
  • Quote
xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
https://twitter.com/WrestleOps/status/1701407390208315449

Interesting attendance number to throw out there

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 05:06
  • Quote
Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Nia needs to stop doing the bonzai drop and start doing the coup de grace instead

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 05:08
  • Quote
Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 05:09
  • Quote
Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
jesus christ

maybe give him something to wear on his feet that'll stop his feet from sliding like that

(yes this is 30 years ago so)

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 05:12
  • Quote
16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

“I think the problem is you’re just uneducated.”

Intruder posted:

jesus christ

maybe give him something to wear on his feet that'll stop his feet from sliding like that

(yes this is 30 years ago so)

he's dead. rip

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 05:14
  • Quote
Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 rip. he died protecting those men

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 05:20
  • Quote
shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
theres a whole wing of the wwe hall of fame dedicated to asses of the anoai family

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 05:22
  • Quote
Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have

shiksa posted:

theres a whole wing of the wwe hall of fame dedicated to asses of the anoai family
I thought they only made the mold of stacy keibler

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 05:37
  • Quote
Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones

xbilkis posted:

https://twitter.com/WrestleOps/status/1701407390208315449

Interesting attendance number to throw out there

Lmao

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 05:48
  • Quote
Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

RealityWarCriminal posted:

I'll believe it when they close down titan tower

They just built a new one!

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 05:54
  • Quote
Shard
Jul 30, 2005

 Just gonna make up numbers

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 06:44
  • Quote
Island Nation
Jun 20, 2006
Trust No One

xbilkis posted:

https://twitter.com/WrestleOps/status/1701407390208315449

Interesting attendance number to throw out there

Metlife Stadium's capacity is 82,500 though WWE always inflate the figures by about 10-15k. The point being people seeing Kofi win but not Drew

So, the last production in WWE history owned by Vince and it ends with Nia Jax. That's a bigger joke than the attendance figures.

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 07:43
  • Quote
forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro

Eat My Fuc posted:

LA Night was always good

This will be the best outcome.

So long as he's still in the game so I can hear New Legacy go YEAH, that's all I care about.

Shard posted:

Just gonna make up numbers

Well yeah, nothing more Pro wrestling than working the attendances

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 07:43
  • Quote
Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

xbilkis posted:

https://twitter.com/WrestleOps/status/1701407390208315449

Interesting attendance number to throw out there

Very not gotten to

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 07:45
  • Quote
JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

 McMahonism is back!

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 08:09
  • Quote
ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
 Kofi won the title in front of 81,036 paid fans.

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 08:38
  • Quote
Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

xbilkis posted:

https://twitter.com/WrestleOps/status/1701407390208315449

Interesting attendance number to throw out there
82,265 is what they announced back then, so at least they're consistent. Bringing that up now is pretty silly though, because it makes then look pathetic unless you're a true believer.

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 08:41
  • Quote
Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
 lmao they brought nia back

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 10:17
  • Quote
Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

JUNGLE BOY posted:

McMahonism is back!
* # ? Sep 12, 2023 10:17
  • Quote
Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

 https://twitter.com/WrestlePurists/status/1701558496813027488

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 12:39
  • Quote
Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

 Shoot banzai drop, fire Nia.

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 12:46
  • Quote
TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past
 They seem to always fail upwards.

I can't believe Nia is back.

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 13:56
  • Quote
MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Pylons posted:

https://twitter.com/WrestlePurists/status/1701558496813027488

Lol Nick Khan is a psychopath.

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 13:56
  • Quote
Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
I hope Amazon does it. It would be the funniest thing.

:yeshaha:

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 13:57
  • Quote
projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


 Roman Reigns in kingdom hearts 4???

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 14:01
  • Quote
Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

MJeff posted:

Lol Nick Khan is a psychopath.

Certainly seems short-sighted but hey, that's corporate America for you.

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 14:05
  • Quote
Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Pylons posted:

https://twitter.com/WrestlePurists/status/1701558496813027488

YOUR MAIN EVENT. IS A “SONG OF THE SOUTH” MATCH.

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 14:13
  • Quote
JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


lol

lmao, even

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 14:15
  • Quote
projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


 I forgot how silly the new UFC belts are

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 14:19
  • Quote
Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

JUNGLE BOY posted:




lol

lmao, even

Dudes rock

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 14:21
  • Quote
esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

projecthalaxy posted:

I forgot how silly the new UFC belts are

A UFC branded gym opened up not too long ago a couple blocks from my work. They had a table out for info/sign-ups for a while, which had a replica belt on display. It's even worse in person.

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 14:25
  • Quote
projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Remember what they took from you

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 14:27
  • Quote
ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014

projecthalaxy posted:

Roman Reigns in kingdom hearts 4???

:pray:

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 14:31
  • Quote
Taffy Torpedo
Feb 2, 2008

...Can we have the radio?
 The UFC belt looks like something I'd have to put together to open a door in Resident Evil.

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 14:45
  • Quote
Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

JUNGLE BOY posted:




lol

lmao, even

And that girl’s name was Stephanie McMahon

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 14:45
  • Quote
Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

 Though if you don't know Fearless Girl was made to celebrate the SHE index fund so really it's just lols forever

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 14:48
  • Quote
Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 23, 2024 08:49
  • Quote
Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

JUNGLE BOY posted:




lol

lmao, even

another belt for Roman to carry around?

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 15:36
  • Quote
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WWE General Thread: He woo'd directly into a blind grandmother's face.
«‹›1038 »