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History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




ChrisBTY posted:

Getting elbowed in the nuts wasn't enough to turn Punk's penis green. At least I don't think.

If it bruises as easily as his ego then there’s a good chance

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Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

https://youtu.be/qsesy-4bCn8?si=JOrY7BFigvQ1nxI_

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Gaz-L posted:

You know the other thing? He could've put Eddie over. If the match was exactly the same, but Eddie hits him the backfist or a Northern Lights bomb and pins him, what changes? Other than Eddie proving him wrong and getting over? Punk can still cut promos about how that kind of war woke him up, how it's relit his killer instinct, and go into the MJF stuff.

Yep. I'm not saying this because I like Eddie Kingston (as we all should), but Eddie really needs to be booked to win these feuds more often. I guess it'll be cathartic if he finally wins the big one some time down the line, but he's not getting any younger either.

It's also what annoyed me about his feud with Jericho - to his credit, Jericho did everything he could to make Eddie look like a monster, but it kept flying right past blow-off match after blow-off match, while they (and Garcia and 2.0 by association) tangled for what felt like a decade. Eddie should've won that final match, and then hiffed Jericho into the barbed wire as one final "gently caress you," and this is a hill I will die on.

edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Sep 10, 2023

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

ShadowedFlames posted:

Obligatory quote to put this on page four five!

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


still lmao at satoshi kojima just drilling cm punk’s yambag with a targeted aerial assault

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Punk should be honoured to be elbowed in the balls by a former Triple Crown, GHC and IWGP champ

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins

haunted bong posted:

still lmao at satoshi kojima just drilling cm punk’s yambag with a targeted aerial assault

CM Punk can come back ONLY if he permanently changes his name to Yambag Jones.

Not his character name, I mean legally.

Visual Basic Bitch
Sep 4, 2019
right in the gimmick

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k



Lmao I found this stupid thing when I was cleaning my living room over the weekend.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




right in the balls lol

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
I was just thinking how AEW has to re-re-repaint their production trucks.

And how Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
Was just thinking about how extremely funny it is that all the anti-AEW grifters and drones who were vehemently hating on Punk for all the wrong reasons are now firmly Team Punk.



... and also how Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Long-Time Lurker posted:



... and also how Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts.


I remember that! If only there was some video evidence of it happening.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Writer Cath posted:

I remember that! If only there was some video evidence of it happening.
Luckily I found this rare footage

Saucer Crab
Apr 3, 2009




Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Luckily I found this rare footage



Thinking about the ding from WCW/NWO Revenge, and this gif

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Luckily I found this rare footage


cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Luckily I found this rare footage



Watching this on loop while listening to gimme dat ding

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

WHAT DO MY KNUCKLES SAY

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


lmfao he hit him right in the nuts :xd:

Taffy Torpedo
Feb 2, 2008

...Can we have the radio?
Top 3 Wrestlers To Get Elbow Dropped In The Nuts By:

1. Satoshi Kojima
2. KAIRI
3. Okada?

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

toru yano

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


He did it, he really did it, that mad bastard

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007



this gif has replaced my daily affirmations

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

Thank you Kojima-san

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020

JSmithOTI posted:

Thank you Kojima-san

Many people are saying this

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


cagliostr0 posted:

Many people are saying this

If Satoshi Kojima elbow dropping CM Punk in the nuts has million fans, then I'm one of them.
If Satoshi Kojima elbow dropping CM Punk in the nuts has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.
If Satoshi Kojima elbow dropping CM Punk in the nuts has no fans, that means I'm dead.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

kojima balls

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


I'm work posting and just remembered the time professional wrestling legend Satoshi Kojima successfully performed a flying elbow drop off the top rope and smashed it into the dick&balls of some indie wrestler calling himself Chick Magnet Punk. Pretty sure that guy isn't working anywhere anymore :shrug:

CHaKKaWaKka
Aug 6, 2001

I've chosen my next victim. Cry tears of joy it's not you!

I just remembered that Satoshi Kojima fixed CM Punk's brawl out low pitched voice by elbow dropping him in the cock and balls.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
page 2 ftl

Lucifunk
Nov 11, 2005

Too bad the CAW features in Fight Forever are so slight, because I'd love to recreate this magical moment in time where I get to be Kojima elbowing Punk in the nuts, and a little damage signifier shows that Punk has an injury in his bathing suit area.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Since I read some wrestling blogs there’s usually some cm punk post or another with a header pic and I got to say that guy belongs in the awful facial hair hall of fame. Dire stuff, even for the late 2000s/early 2010s.

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


lmao remember when cm punk got elbowed right in the nuts by satoshi kojima?

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



haunted bong posted:

still lmao at satoshi kojima just drilling cm punk’s yambag with a targeted aerial assault

It wasn't targeted. Kojima doesn't have the targeting technology.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

CellBlock posted:

It wasn't targeted. Kojima doesn't have the targeting technology.

he was just being modest. the man could elbow drop a nardsack from 300 yards.

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

haunted bong posted:

lmao remember when cm punk got elbowed right in the nuts by satoshi kojima?

I really liked it when Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk right in the nuts.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

JSmithOTI posted:

I really liked it when Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk right in the nuts.

I did too

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Punk is still doing commentary for an b-league MMA org and seeing him reminded me of this

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Luckily I found this rare footage


1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
Kojima elbow dropped Punk's nuts

Rock elbow dropped Punk's potential Mania payday

:sad:

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
just crushed those family jewels

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