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Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

skit is loving terrible and they're counting getting rid of leather iphone cases as an environmental initiative

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Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
Whew, I can feel good about buying bad electronics now

big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


i would rather have timb double-tap me in the head than watch this mother nature sketch

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

LanceHunter posted:

It's one of those features that might puzzle people until they see a bunch of scenarios where it could be used. So I get that.

they showed the same scenario over and over again

"answer a call while your hand is occupied by beekeeping"
"answer a call while your hand is occupied holding your bae"
"answer a call while your hand is occupied bouldering"

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

so all we've got to show is the new watch and phone?

well let's do a skit that'll be some fun filler, right?

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

is this ted lasso?

Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

*smash cut to the severe drought-stricken California hills*

Scrungus
Nov 21, 2022

Pinterest Mom posted:

they showed the same scenario over and over again

"answer a call while your hand is occupied by beekeeping"
"answer a call while your hand is occupied holding your bae"
"answer a call while your hand is occupied bouldering"

the thing we all love to do : answer a phone call

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

FCKGW posted:

is this ted lasso?

it's as embarrassing as the 90 seconds of that show I watched

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Clark Nova posted:

skit is loving terrible and they're counting getting rid of leather iphone cases as an environmental initiative

technically it is since cows fart a lot

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple on pizzadog derangement syndrome
like i think the CSR poo poo is good and I'm very glad they're doing it but that little skit was absolutely not the way to get it across, imo

Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

technically it is since cows fart a lot

same but tim better not be trying to get rid of me

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

Vintersorg posted:

thats exactly what it is

it looks so fake

lisa rotating towards the camera like an enemy in doom

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
double tap to snooze during a nap seems p dangerous

Pulcinella
Feb 15, 2019

poty posted:

so this whole skit is to announce that there are no leather phone cases this year i think

Hope they don't expect everyone to use the silicone cases. If the silicone rubber gets the smallest cut or scratch the whole thing will start to peel and tear away from there.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

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Pinterest Mom posted:

they showed the same scenario over and over again

"answer a call while your hand is occupied by beekeeping"
"answer a call while your hand is occupied holding your bae"
"answer a call while your hand is occupied bouldering"

Starting a timer while your hands are dirty was a good one. And tapping to snooze is good as it removes the "accidentally hit stop instead of snooze" problem that I definitely still struggle with when waking up.

But yeah, I am absolutely going to accidentally call my mom while at the gym or something because of this.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

lisa rotating towards the camera like an enemy in doom

lol 100%

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
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how about you send me a cheque covering my electricity billy

(jk we got hydro here - but i feel for places that get reamed for electricity)

Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

I like that this part just repeats everything from the skit, as if nobody was going to be paying attention the first time

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



graph posted:

double tap to snooze during a nap seems p dangerous

the feature absolutely requires toggles for each interaction, because otherwise I’m going to miss a lot of meetings or answer a lot of calls I didn’t want to

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

MORE WATCHES

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

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Dijkstracula posted:

I like that this part just repeats everything from the skit, as if nobody was going to be paying attention the first time

It's to help the people who are already trying to scrub the sketch from their brain.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

rip the iphone leather cases :(

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
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Zzzz.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple on pizzadog derangement syndrome
SHOW US THE loving PHONES TIM

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

Clark Nova posted:

skit is loving terrible and they're counting getting rid of leather iphone cases as an environmental initiative

lol nailed it

Pulcinella
Feb 15, 2019
"Apple watch is now carbon neutral."

"...applying high quality carbon credits."

Lol what a loving joke.

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

technically it is since cows fart a lot

nah, not *really*, there's way more leather available than is needed (still pricy as treatment and manufacture using it's somewhat complex).

i.e. you could refrain from buying a leather product and the exact same number of cows will be raised and slaughtered in the future, where refraining from having a burger will decrease the number by a tiny fraction.

e: same argument i use to motivate eating mostly offal as morally almost as good as vegetarianism

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

is... is it over?

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I think the achievement here is they've branded recycled PET and will be selling it for potentially hundreds of dollars for the hermés ones

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple on pizzadog derangement syndrome
for fucks sake

Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

final fantasy multi belt-rear end lookin hermes straps

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Hrm... Getting Hermes to ditch the leather for their bands was probably one very difficult meeting.

I'll probably stop by an Apple Store to look at the Finewoven bands, but I have serious doubts.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

this is the same stuff as a $9 temu fleece hoody fyi

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple on pizzadog derangement syndrome
will someone not rid me of this meddlesome watch

AlbertFlasher
Feb 14, 2006

Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band

rotor posted:

SHOW US THE loving PHONES TIM

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

after getting a pile of sports bands from aliexperess for like 10 bucks im never buying another apple band again

Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

at least we get to see the marin headlands in this segment

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

all the leakers said no new ultra until 2024 :mad:
you fuckers my ultra is just three months old

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple on pizzadog derangement syndrome
i need these people to shut up and tell us about the new vertical slider, hard keyboard iphones

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