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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
ALL NEW DESIGN. ell oh fuken ell. Who are you trying to fuckin' kid??

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Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


The lame pastel colours leak was on point.

I guess these are the eco shades.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Dynamic island has been a BIG hit among the Pro users. Now the rest of us can finally enjoy it.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
It's literally indistinguishable from the previous. How will I flex on the poors?!

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
Wait where’s the mini

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Pants Donkey posted:

They have to be saving better battery life for the Series 10 (X?). Like a decade with the same battery life is just lol, especially given how stagnant the Watch has gotten for like, half of that decade.

They are probably just up against the laws of physics

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



Xabi posted:

Dynamic island has been a BIG hit among the Pro users. Now the rest of us can finally enjoy it.

as a pixel user, i'm jealous of it. i want my lyft ETA to update in real time

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
I like the curvy edge

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

2000 nits! That’s a lot of lice!

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


buglord posted:

Wait where’s the mini

My friend,

It’s dead. The mini is dead.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Wow they figured out how to color glass you guys. Incredible.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

buglord posted:

Wait where’s the mini

small handed people are second class citizens

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I haven't seen a USB C yet!

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out

lol bigger screen equals more text, that’s some serious innovation there.

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
No purp? Garbage

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Wait Pro is gone and now it's regular size with 2 cameras or too loving big with 3? God damnit

I DO NOT WANT GIGANTO PHONE gently caress

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

meanolmrcloud posted:

lol bigger screen equals more text, that’s some serious innovation there.

"MORE SCREEN = BIGGER THAN"

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

Everyone speaking in these last few Apple Event streams has increasingly sounded like they were AI generated

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

I love these threads because everyone becomes more disappointed and angry with each passing year.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


GATOS Y VATOS posted:

Wait Pro is gone and now it's regular size with 2 cameras or too loving big with 3? God damnit

Wait what no I don’t think that’s right

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!
Cyerramic shioold

Jonny Quest
Nov 11, 2004

The higher nits are welcome on the ultra, but still only about 1/3rd as powerful as the Garmin 7x flashlight. Still not quite bright enough to find where the dog dropped a deuce, unfortunately.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Kirios posted:

I haven't seen a USB C yet!

USBC is for the pro users, not the proles.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Kirios posted:

I haven't seen a USB C yet!

"but wait... there's one more thing"

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


teagone posted:

Everyone speaking in these last few Apple Event streams has increasingly sounded like they were AI generated

My posts have always been bad and I won’t hear otherwise.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Will there be one as small as my SE, I have baby hands

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Recycled cobalt? Why do they hate kids having jobs in Africa?

atomicpile
Nov 7, 2009

I prefer my technology to be made of pure virgin materials.

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Wait what no I don’t think that’s right

I'm hoping so but it looks like small or too loving big.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

Wait Pro is gone and now it's regular size with 2 cameras or too loving big with 3? God damnit

I DO NOT WANT GIGANTO PHONE gently caress

They usually announce the Pro line after the poor line

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Man that Salesforce building makes SF look different, I was like wtf is this Hong Kong

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
Is 48mp new? I thought it was 48mp for a while now?

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I'm not a huge fan of Dynamic Island honestly. Hopefully they do more with it now that everyone will have it.

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


iPhone Plus Max coming up at 6.9" ? Surely this isn't it?

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
lol are they trying to take credit for invented binning?

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


So I was complaining- is it OLED or not?

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

Wait Pro is gone and now it's regular size with 2 cameras or too loving big with 3? God damnit

I DO NOT WANT GIGANTO PHONE gently caress
they always do the pro/pro max last

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

buglord posted:

Is 48mp new? I thought it was 48mp for a while now?
I think the 14 Pro line had 48MP

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Henrik Zetterberg posted:

They usually announce the Pro line after the poor line

Christ I hope that is the case. Thanks.

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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
The new camera really gets the yellow on teeth better than ever before.

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