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That's a special effect from diablo
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Sep 13, 2023 18:31
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Webbeh posted:YouTube thumbnail design is an abomination and affront to bird. and as Garry Nolan said, if you're gonna debunk - write a paper I don't know who the gently caress that Spinal Tap cosplayer is but I know at least some of the people involved with these stupid mummies are scientists that published their data I'm gonna frolic in the weirdness until a scientist says "no more fun"
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Sep 13, 2023 18:31
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:all I'm saying is if it's 20 that are even remotely similar and believable at that scale, it goes beyond some goofball there is a cottage industry in south america for fake artifacts, including fake mummies (with corresponding cat scans / x-rays) as recently as the 2010s. it's not some bored genius but just someone putting their art degree to work gluing bones together without any real understanding of anatomy.
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Sep 13, 2023 18:36
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I've got a mate who works in movie props and he'd whack out twenty of those suckers in a week if you gave him a few grand
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Sep 13, 2023 18:38
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Zoobtro posted:Peru seems like a pretty hosed up place there's a cool museum of pre-columbian art in Cusco. they have some pretty rad erotic pottery and some kinda look like aliens 
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Sep 13, 2023 18:38
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Objurium posted:sombering. Lmao
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Sep 13, 2023 18:38
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neutral milf hotel posted:there's a cool museum of pre-columbian art in Cusco. they have some pretty rad erotic pottery and some kinda look like aliens Now this is Disclosure
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Sep 13, 2023 18:39
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Rickshaw posted:there is a cottage industry in south america for fake artifacts, including fake mummies (with corresponding cat scans / x-rays) as recently as the 2010s. it's not some bored genius but just someone putting their art degree to work gluing bones together without any real understanding of anatomy. It's an alien actually
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Sep 13, 2023 18:40
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dumbass didn't even watch the video
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Sep 13, 2023 18:41
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sir, please, contain yourself leave those aliens alone!
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Sep 13, 2023 18:41
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:
I have found evidence of even more alien mummies, shocklingly in high schools across america:   
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Sep 13, 2023 18:42
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those don't even look like aliens
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Sep 13, 2023 18:43
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mods please be more vigilant about cleaning up the trolls, thanks
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Sep 13, 2023 18:43
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Hubbert posted:sir, please, contain yourself they're not even pussies! they're ovipositors!
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Sep 13, 2023 18:48
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Hooplah posted:they're not even pussies! they're ovipositors! 2 birds one stone. Or orb.
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Sep 13, 2023 18:52
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if you ever decide to visit Peru, and I recommend going, be sure to visit Puno, which sits on Lake Titicaca. I know there's lore of underwater UAP bases in that lake, whatever, but there's definitely some crazy energy there.
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Sep 13, 2023 18:54
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This all looks pretty fuckin real to me, but people are saying this kind of thing has been revealed to be a fraud before; if someone has a source showing similar mummies presented and scanned with CT imagery that have since been debunked then please post it. What it looks like to me is that Mexico's govt has pre-empted the US's bumbling attempts at disclosure and presented their findings in a way specifically framed as anti-nuclear weapons, their argument being that UFOs are buzzing around and we are one mistake away from launching nukes, of which there are many thousand in the world distributed among at least 9 countries Their new UAP footage matches the footage of the thing Iran was trying to shoot down earlier this year
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Sep 13, 2023 18:56
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maybe it's the fact that the lake is at ~4km elevation has something to do with the sensory overload 
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Sep 13, 2023 18:56
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maussan's piñatas
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Sep 13, 2023 18:56
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neutral milf hotel posted:if you ever decide to visit Peru, and I recommend going, be sure to visit Puno, which sits on Lake Titicaca. I know there's lore of underwater UAP bases in that lake, whatever, but there's definitely some crazy energy there.  it’s a very cool place and there are some very weird stories about the government there
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Sep 13, 2023 18:59
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Titicaca, one of my favourite words when first learning geography. Very goony. or two words?
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Sep 13, 2023 19:00
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the fancy Mexican Navy doctor guy everyone is citing for authority is a fraudster who tried to pass off a mummified kid as a Roswell alien with Maussen in 2015, lol
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Sep 13, 2023 19:02
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Turpitude posted:This all looks pretty fuckin real to me, but people are saying this kind of thing has been revealed to be a fraud before; if someone has a source showing similar mummies presented and scanned with CT imagery that have since been debunked then please post it. \ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DmDHF6jN9A&t=421s Watch from 7:03
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Sep 13, 2023 19:03
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my bony fealty posted:the fancy Mexican Navy doctor guy everyone is citing for authority is a fraudster who tried to pass off a mummified kid as a Roswell alien with Maussen in 2015, lol okay so you've never made a mistake, good to know
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Sep 13, 2023 19:03
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:okay so you've never made a mistake, good to know I voted for Obama twice :/
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Sep 13, 2023 19:04
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my bony fealty posted:the fancy Mexican Navy doctor guy everyone is citing for authority is a fraudster who tried to pass off a mummified kid as a Roswell alien with Maussen in 2015, lol Since reality doesn't really exist I've chosen to believe that the mummies are real
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Sep 13, 2023 19:05
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guy finds a fake alien mummy, is disgraced, dedicates his life to finding a real alien mummy to rehabilitate his reputation and then DOES IT
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Sep 13, 2023 19:06
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they don't even look real. they have that flattened gumby look of a beginner learning sculpture who isn't yet confident working in all three dimensions. the surface has a featureless plaster look instead of resembling anatomy. their internals are a haphazard mishmash of bones that reveals a lack of understanding of the kinematics or anatomy. the source is jaime maussan. put it side by side with a real mummy and just take a look.
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Sep 13, 2023 19:06
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my bony fealty posted:the fancy Mexican Navy doctor guy everyone is citing for authority is a fraudster who tried to pass off a mummified kid as a Roswell alien with Maussen in 2015, lol well maybe 1000 years ago the aliens used to psychicly animate lovely little human mummies and use them as avatars to talk to people but then they figured out we thought that was gross and weird so they stopped
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Sep 13, 2023 19:07
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Rickshaw posted:put it side by side with a real mummy and just take a look. done 
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Sep 13, 2023 19:08
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I have photos and video of real aliens and anyone who sends me $20 gets to see them
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Sep 13, 2023 19:08
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Rickshaw posted:the source is jaime maussan. turns out not everyone itt is old take it as a good thing fresh meat and all
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Sep 13, 2023 19:09
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Rickshaw posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DmDHF6jN9A&t=421s this is the only video I can find on the subject during my own searches. is there anything that has been published in scientific journals or is this the best debunk we have? He cites a bunch of stuff written in cyrillic, for example, which I could only possibly take his word for supposedly there were DNA tests done at lakehead university that debunk this, does anyone have a link to those reports? not sure how to find them
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Sep 13, 2023 19:10
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 it's only $50 to buy a digital copy from them but if you send me $20 I'll send you a pirated version. deal of your life.
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Sep 13, 2023 19:11
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i can see why people do the whole alien hoax thing. you get attention, probably make dozens of dollars, and you get to tell a fun little story to an ever-shrinking audience of crazy people until you get bored. and even if you're conclusively proven to be a fraud or whatever you can still get bookings at ufo conferences like paul bennewitz
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Sep 13, 2023 19:11
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lmaoooo
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Sep 13, 2023 19:11
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i already posted an alien picture and everyone can look at it for free
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Sep 13, 2023 19:12
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neutral milf hotel posted:there's a cool museum of pre-columbian art in Cusco. they have some pretty rad erotic pottery and some kinda look like aliens hey j’rooti this could be us but you playin
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Sep 13, 2023 19:12
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healthy young puppeteer goes to Peru, finds llama skull, gets pumped full of government black project funds and changes--ALIENS! many such cases!
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Sep 13, 2023 19:12
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my bony fealty posted:the fancy Mexican Navy doctor guy everyone is citing for authority is a fraudster who tried to pass off a mummified kid as a Roswell alien with Maussen in 2015, lol 
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Sep 13, 2023 19:12
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