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i was under the impression it wasnt a government presentation
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Sep 13, 2023 21:09
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perhaps a us government presentation to make the congress hearings look ridiculous
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Sep 13, 2023 21:25
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:
he even looks like george knapp
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Sep 13, 2023 21:27
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:those little guys are gonna land at Trump's 2nd inauguration in 2025 and he's gonna hold one up for everyone to see, and won't you feel like a fool then this would own
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Sep 13, 2023 21:36
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twist: its real but its an extinct homofloriensis-like
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Sep 13, 2023 21:49
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The Saucer Hovers posted:i was under the impression it wasnt a government presentation AFAICT it was broadcast by the official mexican congress youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/@CanaldelCongresoMexico https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiXnkTgBem4
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Sep 13, 2023 21:49
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i was just thinking this has to be one of the least probed threads in cspam, how ironic
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Sep 13, 2023 21:50
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I just wanna say that I'm still IN on the birds but I'm also still OUT on the corpses
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Sep 13, 2023 21:50
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Hooplah posted:i was just thinking this has to be one of the least probed threads in cspam, how ironic 
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Sep 13, 2023 22:02
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Turpitude posted:AFAICT it was broadcast by the official mexican congress youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/@CanaldelCongresoMexico yeah but it was a presentation to not by congress?
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Sep 13, 2023 22:10
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I think I read it was put together by one congressperson
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Sep 13, 2023 22:28
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im saying this wasnt a presentation from the mexican state to the world, it was a presentation to the mexican state from mexican citizens. its fully grushed up entirley grushy style dealings
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Sep 13, 2023 22:34
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Nichael posted:Is there a reason the Mexican hearing was so late at night (for a government function)? it wasn't really a government function, closer to when greer rents out a room at the national press club for a "national ufo congress" or whatever
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Sep 13, 2023 22:34
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Atrocious Joe posted:the fact that so many mummys are walking around they have a whole congress should be a bigger deal. they didn't eat enough mummies back in the 1800s or whatever so now the mummies are back and they are angry
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Sep 13, 2023 22:36
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a feature length documentary on the mummies just dropped: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57yiH4zq8xE&t=156s
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Sep 13, 2023 22:43
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I went to bed as this was kicking off and then work was insane so this has been fun as hell to catch up on ty bird threadRickshaw posted:a feature length documentary on the mummies just dropped: man my brain is doodoo rn i couldve sworn that was a dave wascavage joint
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Sep 13, 2023 22:50
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Alright I finally found what looks like a proper study on the CT data from years ago https://www.iaras.org/iaras/filedownloads/ijbb/2021/021-0007(2021).pdf
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Sep 13, 2023 22:54
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Alright hear me out here but what if, what if the aliens were advanced but falling apart and the only way to piece their bodies together was with scattered human and Llama bones? Checkmate QED Ipso Facto scientists 
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Sep 13, 2023 23:05
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the skull does not perfectly match llama/alpaca skulls; https://www.iaras.org/iaras/filedownloads/ijbb/2021/021-0007(2021).pdf "There are though features that do not correspond (Fig. 3). The braincases of llama and alpaca have a prominent ridge in the middle (external sagittal crest) that is not present in Josephina’s skull. Instead, there is a groove at that place, with one additional diverging groove on each side. Additionally, in the top front of Josephina’s skull there are two symmetrical holes (Fig. 3(g), red arrows), while the suture areas in Josephina’s skull, instead of being thin as in llamas, are rather thicker. The first thought that comes in mind is that Josephina’s skull thickness was reformed through a physical or chemical process. Decomposition of bone may incur depending on the burial conditions, through a chemical process; the same may result if a kind of acid is used purposely for altering the characteristics of the skull." -"The first thought that comes to mind" isn't something typically written in a medical publication afaik... -It's one thing to remove parts of a skull, but how do you make a section thicker? Especially if these are accurately dated to 1100 years ago, as the quoted publication states they have been -the CT data is on the one hand reported to be not high-res enough, but on the other hand used to debunk in favor of it being a llama braincase -if it is a flipped llama skull then why not check the area that was supposedly sawed off for irregularities? especially with 1100 year old tech I doubt they could have sawed a skull up without leaving marks
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Sep 13, 2023 23:25
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yeah I read the whole thing and it basically amounts to “idk, kinda looks like a llama if you squint and modify it a bunch”
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Sep 13, 2023 23:33
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Also what's with the cadmium chloride? Is there any evidence of cadmium chloride being something we had access to ~1k years ago? Can it be found naturally in a cave in Peru?
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Sep 13, 2023 23:43
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:even if they're humans they're 1200 year old humans full of metal and eggs gaston went heavy on the iron supplements
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Sep 14, 2023 00:00
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i knew this would be relevant againHooplah posted:diatomaceous earth theory
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Sep 14, 2023 00:03
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The Saucer Hovers posted:twist: its real but its an extinct homofloriensis-like That would actually be super cool
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Sep 14, 2023 00:05
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I got my OTA TV antenna setup properly again and the first thing I see is the mexican space mummies on loving CityTV in Toronto lmao
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Sep 14, 2023 00:07
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 that's what you get for disregarding D-PadThe Saucer Hovers posted:Wheeee has not posted in a month. I hope its abstinence not abduction. me too
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Sep 14, 2023 00:10
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Turpitude posted:Also what's with the cadmium chloride? not even sure the osmium couldve been melted then but im super stupid with knowledge etc.
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Sep 14, 2023 00:13
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The Saucer Hovers posted:twist: its real but its an extinct homofloriensis-like why was homo floriensis sticking osmium disks into their nipples
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Sep 14, 2023 00:19
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Why wouldnt they??
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Sep 14, 2023 00:20
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neutral milf hotel posted:there's a cool museum of pre-columbian art in Cusco. they have some pretty rad erotic pottery and some kinda look like aliens talk about a close encounter
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Sep 14, 2023 00:31
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Small aliens are gross. They should be taller
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Sep 14, 2023 00:33
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Turpitude posted:Also what's with the cadmium chloride? what makes you think this thing was found in a cave in peru
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Sep 14, 2023 00:33
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Given current events I'm not sure how much longer he'll be speaker butttt https://twitter.com/JoeKhalilTV/status/1702085253689459055?s=20
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Sep 14, 2023 00:33
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sharknado slashfic posted:Fuckin Doctor Disrespect trying to tell me the paper mache aliens aren't real paper machaliens
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Sep 14, 2023 00:34
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A sufficient number of greys could carry you off in your sleep but I feel like these things would be easily dispatched even from a waking state
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Sep 14, 2023 00:34
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Fun thread https://twitter.com/ClintEhrlich/status/1702027765434957853?s=20 They dinos
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Sep 14, 2023 00:34
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i see now that the paid langely disinfo agents have finally discovered our thread and are working overtime to distract the narrative, just like last time with the peru jetpack aliens and the las vegas alien before that
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Sep 14, 2023 00:34
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Rickshaw posted:i see now that the paid langely disinfo agents have finally discovered our thread and are working overtime to distract the narrative, just like last time with the peru jetpack aliens and the las vegas alien before that why fake a corpse, when all they’d need to do is release a salacious new tarot deck?
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Sep 14, 2023 00:39
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that deck got me laid once
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Jazerus posted:why was homo floriensis sticking osmium disks into their nipples i mean we do it all the time so why cant they
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