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very risky blowjob posted:it's so straight that literally after the narrator sticks his dick in his girlfriend for the first time, suddenly he starts getting all weird and uptight about her wanting to grind her pussy on hacked-off bull testicles in public i dont understand
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Cuttlefush posted:i dont understand it's the usual straight male narrative of boy meets girl, boy jerks off like he's trying to rip the drat thing off while girl pisses all over herself at every conceivable opportunity, boy and girl have a threesome experience with another girl that ends poorly, boy finally puts his wiener in girl, boy and girl take up with an older english weirdo and the three of them sexually mutilate a catholic priest as a neon sign on the back of the page flashes 'SYMBOLISM'
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Sep 14, 2023 03:20
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its how i met my wife
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Sep 14, 2023 03:23
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poppers jacks off to this lol
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Sep 14, 2023 03:25
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Ohtori Akio posted:poppers jacks off to this lol poppers jacks off to historical context lmao
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Sep 14, 2023 03:26
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Actually I can't jack off anymore. Jealous?
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Sep 14, 2023 03:26
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she beats her shrimp dick to literary history
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Sep 14, 2023 03:27
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Poppers posted:Actually I can't jack off anymore. Jealous? 
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Sep 14, 2023 03:28
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I've had a jackoffectomy
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Sep 14, 2023 03:30
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your gross dick grew back to post a fail rear end book with
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Sep 14, 2023 03:31
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genuinely surprised frinkiac lets you write "fag" in the make your own meme thing btw
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Sep 14, 2023 03:31
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Ohtori Akio posted:your gross dick grew back to post a fail rear end book with In psychology we call this projecting.
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Sep 14, 2023 03:34
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my penis is badass
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Sep 14, 2023 03:35
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Agp
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Sep 14, 2023 03:35
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says the pornsick freak
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Sep 14, 2023 03:36
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america's got penises
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Sep 14, 2023 03:36
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very risky blowjob posted:poppers jacks off to historical context lmao 
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Sep 14, 2023 03:36
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Ohtori Akio posted:my penis is badass
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Sep 14, 2023 06:33
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New Mitski. September album club.
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Sep 15, 2023 05:45
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if we say anything bad about it shes gonna abandon the account so we feel bad
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Sep 15, 2023 05:56
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Ohtori Akio posted:if we say anything bad about it shes gonna abandon the account so we feel bad in her moment of triumph?
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Sep 15, 2023 05:58
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You can say whatever you want. You can even be wrong and retarded or a sick twisted troll. Life truly is beautiful.
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Sep 15, 2023 05:58
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im listenign to "cowgirl" by underworld
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Sep 15, 2023 06:00
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im listening to confirmation as performed by clifford brown instead of some retarded sad girl poo poo
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Sep 15, 2023 06:03
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I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and drive a car into Clifford Brown myself.
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Sep 15, 2023 06:05
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it was actually the dumb bitch they put behind the wheel for some reason who drove off the road. ftw
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Sep 15, 2023 06:07
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i wish i had a time machine so i could drive a car into clifford the martin short character
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Sep 15, 2023 06:09
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Ohtori Akio posted:it was actually the dumb bitch they put behind the wheel for some reason who drove off the road. ftw Mission accomplished 😎
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Sep 15, 2023 06:12
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First listen favorite song: I’m Your Man
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Sep 15, 2023 06:16
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yep. legendary jazz pianist richie powell married a brick
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Sep 15, 2023 06:16
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Girl you know in your heart I’m cunty. You say cruel things to bring me down to your level but the truth is I’m flawless. And that’s why fish stays winning.
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Sep 15, 2023 06:20
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Poppers posted:Girl you know in your heart I’m cunty. You say cruel things to bring me down to your level but the truth is I’m flawless. And that’s why fish stays winning. 
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Sep 15, 2023 06:21
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I’m petite and a princess. Any questions?
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Sep 15, 2023 06:22
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My ex texted me today to ask if she could sell someone a picture of me 
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Sep 15, 2023 06:23
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you get a cut?
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Sep 15, 2023 06:23
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lmfao. hey......miss u. can i be your e pimp? xoxo
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Sep 15, 2023 06:23
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*thinking about all my exes one by one* Yep… I have brain damage. And the doctor says it’s terminal.
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Sep 15, 2023 06:34
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ive got good taste in women and bad taste in men. and thats why bisexuals are worthless
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Sep 15, 2023 06:34
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very risky blowjob posted:im listenign to "cowgirl" by underworld gently caress yeah
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 in junior high i was reading this embarrassing poo poo on the school-bus and i got punched in the back of the head and called a fag (gently caress you stewart) and i can't say i didn't deserve it, that horse looks so loving gay
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