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 Home city: Jupiter, Florida Home stadium: Tropicana Field STARTING PITCHING 1. 1997 Pedro Martinez 2. 1976 Steve Carlton 3. 1980 Nolan Ryan 4. 1980 J.R. Richard 5. 1992 Jimmy Key RELIEF PITCHING (six-man pen) Closer 1997 Billy Wagner Setup 1997 Ugueth Urbina Short Relief 1980 Joe Sambito Short Relief 1990 Lee Smith Middle Relief 1980 Ken Forsch Long Relief 1980 Joe Niekro STARTING LINEUP 1. RF Vladimir Guerrero (1997 Expos) 2. C Mickey Cochrane (1931 Athletics) 3. CF Cesar Cedeno (1980 Astros) 4. 3B Josh Donaldson (2016 Blue Jays) 5. LF Gary Sheffield (2009 Mets) 6. 1B Jeff Bagwell (1997 Astros) 7. 2B Craig Biggio (1997 Astros) 8. DH George Kell (1947 Tigers) 9. SS Alan Trammell (1993 Tigers) BENCH (Six-man) 1980 Alan Ashby 1997 David Segui 2016 Troy Tulowitzki 1980 Jose Cruz 1997 Rondell White 2016 Jose Bautista MINOR-LEAGUERS C 2016 Russell Martin 1B 1990 Pedro Guerrero 2B 2016 Ben Zobrist SS 1990 Ozzie Smith SS 1948 Arky Vaughan 3B 1997 Sean Berry CF 1990 Willie McGee RF 1997 Derek Bell SP 2016 J.A. Happ SP 1997 Darryl Kile SP 1997 Mike Hampton RP 1980 Dave Smith Strategy: Hit and Run 0 Sac Bunt -4 Squeeze -2 Extra Bases 2 Stealing Bases 1 Tagging Up 2 Pitch Outs 0 Giving IBB 0 Pitch Around 0 Infield In 0 Guard the Lines 0 Cutoff Throws 3 Pinch Hitters 0 Pinch Runners 1 Defensive Subs -1 Short Rest -1 Pitch Trouble 0 Pitch Counts 2 quote:martipe02,1997
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Most of you have also not taken a Dispersal Draft player yet! DRAFT SHEET PEOPLE WHO CAN DRAFT: - PENNSYLVANIA LOTTERY ( Clown Fundamentals ) - CHRISTMAS ISLAND SEAGOATS ( gpope ) - SLUG UNDEATH ( McFreeze ) - THE,FIGHTIN CSVS ( Pass the Mash, assuming The Fightin' CSVs still exist? It's currently unclear, will confirm with Der Commissar later.) - HALLOWNEST KNIGHTS ( Cattmarp ) ONCE ONE OF CATT OR PASS THE MASH WAKES UP, THE FOLLOWING TEAMS CAN DRAFT: - PIANOSA BOMBERS ( FairGame ) - LUNA LANDERS ( mrnoun ) - CHICAGO TRASHCATS ( Pander ) - ROCKY MOUNTAIN OYSTERS ( oystertoadfish ) MAKE YOUR DRAFT PICKS
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Just to get it up here (also to edit in Perry)HulkaMatt posted:
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I’ll take Roger Bresnahan. I’ll make a post tomorrow
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The second time hearing a joke is as good as the first, yeah? The UnJarred Kelenics Teams Selected (out of 9): 2022 Mariners (2 points) 1995 Astros (3 points) 2001 Athletics (3 points) 2018 Tampa Bay Rays (1 point) Banner:  Stadium: 331 ft left, 378 ft left-center, 401 ft center, 381 ft right-center, 326 ft right Open stadium, Natural grass, Good infield quality, Short grass, Good visibility, Medium foul ground size Seattle, WA CSV: code:LF Jarred Kelenic 2022 CF Julio Rodriguez 2023 (AGED UP) C Cal Raleigh 2022 SP Luis Castillo 2022 SP Logan Gilbert 2022 SP Clayton Kershaw 2010 RP Andres Munoz 2022 RP Norm Charlton 1996 RP Paul Sewald 2022 1B Jeff Bagwell 1995 2B Craig Biggio 1995 OF Luis Gonzalez 1995 RF Derrek Bell 1995 RP Dave Veres 1995 RP Billy Wagner 1996 (AGED UP!) SS Miguel Tejada 2001 3B Eric Chavez 2001 1B Jason Giambi 2001 RF Jermaine Dye 2001 CF Johnny Damon 2001 SP Tim Hudson 2001 SP Barry Zito 2001 SP Blake Snell 2018 C Wilson Ramos 2018 SS Cal Ripken Jr. 1992 2B Chuck Knoblauch 1998 14 Man Minors: SP Mark Mulder 2001 RP Todd Jones 1995 SP Doug Drabek 1995 SP Robbie Ray 2022 RF Mitch Haniger 2022 SS JP Crawford 2022 C Ramon Hernandez 2001 IF Mark Bellhorn 2001 3B Eugenio Suarez 2022 SS Willy Adames 2018 CF Kevin Keirmaier 2018 OF Carlos Gomez 2018 3B Dave Magadan 1995 RP Mike Magnante 2001 RP Erik Swanson 2022 Vs LHP: 1. Julio Rodriguez, CF 2. Jarred Kelenic, LF 3. Jeff Bagwell, 1B 4. Miguel Tejada, SS 5. Craig Biggio, 2B 6. Jason Giambi, DH 7. Jermaine Dye, RF 8. Cal Raleigh, C 9. Eric Chavez, 3B Vs RHP: 1. Eric Chavez, 3B 2. Jarred Kelenic, LF 3. Jason Giambi, DH 4. Luis Gonzales, RF 5. Cal Raleigh, C 6. Jeff Bagwell, 1B 7. Craig Biggio, 2B 8. Julio Rodriguez, CF 9. Miguel Tejada, SS Pitching: 1. Clayton Kershaw 2. Luis Castillo 3. Blake Snell 4. Tim Hudson 5. Logan Gilbert Make Wilson Ramos the personal catcher for Blake Snell. Closer: Billy Wagner Setup: Andres Munoz Short Relief: Paul Sewald Short Relief: Dave Veres Medium Relief: Norm Charlton Long Relief: Barry Zito Bench: Wilson Ramos, C Derrek Bell, RF Dave Magadan, 3B Johnny Damon, CF Cal Ripken Jr., SS Sliders: Hit and Run: 0 Sacrifice Bunt: -3 Squeeze Play: -5 Trying for extra bases: 0 Stealing Bases: 0 Aggressively Tagging Up: 0 Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): 0 Giving Intentional Walks: 0 Pitching Around Good Hitters: 0 Bringing the infield in: 1 Guarding the Lines: 0 Making Cutoff Throws: 3 Bringing in Pinch Hitters: 0 Bringing in Pinch Runners: -2 Bringing in Defensive Replacements: 0 Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -4 Letting Pitchers pitch through trouble: 0 Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: 0
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It looks like the next group of owners can pick, so I'm taking Sal Bando I guess? This puts like seven people on the clock still: Pennsylvania Lottery Christmas Island Seagoats Slug Undeath Hallownest Knights Pianosa Bombers Chicago Trashcats Rocky Mountain Oysters
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Bidens take 1991 George Brett per Fairgame opening the draft to everyone.
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The Geese will be taking 1998 Tony Gwynn on account of, "Tony Gwynn is loving cool" I'll post a roster later, I'm at school.
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Taking 2022 Ryan Pressly.
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SLFC 21: Sagat vs. Koslov : None of you deserve this update! But I'll get it done! Because unlike you, I am a morally perfect superhuman!Light Heavyweight Bout: Tyson Dux [CAN] (0-1) vs. Marshawn Money [MSNT] (1-3)  Round 1 : Money looking to reverse his losing streak.   : I guess he may need to look elsewhere. Sorry!Official Decision: Tyson Dux def. Marshawn Money by KO (Knee) (3:09, Round 1)  : At least Money threw a lot of punches! None of them landed, but still!Light Heavyweight Bout: Dankwart Rustow [NHC] (1-0) vs. Jon Bon Jovi [ROCK] (2-0)  Round 1 : It's been some time since I took German in high school, but I'm pretty sure that "Dankwart Rustow" translates into some sort of personal attack on me. Therefore, I demand Jon Bon Jovi to destroy this man!: Smasher, I don't think that-   : Oh, okay, then.Official Decision: Jon Bon Jovi def. Dankwart Rustow by Submission (americana) (2:56, Round 1)  Middleweight Bout: Bryan Danielson [RBRCC] (2-2) vs. Basher Nanaimo [FITCH] (3-1)  Round 1 : Wait, hold on. Do I really have the power to just order fights to end quickly?: I don't think so.: I need to know. Danielson, KILL!     : Unlimited power!Official Decision: Bryan Danielson def. Basher Nanaimo by TKO (Strikes) (4:52, Round 1)  Welterweight Bout: Jean-Claude Boeuf [FITCH] (2-2) vs. George Steiner [RCH] (3-1)  Round 1 : I DECIDE WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES! JEAN-CLAUDE BOEUF! I CHOOSE YOUR DEATH!   : Smasher, are you actually controlling these fights, or were these just mismatches?: I would like to pretend that I have unlimited power, but it's much more likely that made some bad matches.Official Decision: George Steiner def. Jean-Claude Boeuf by Submission (armbar) (4:54, Round 1)  Lightweight Championship Bout: Okie Dokie [D-KEN] (3-0) vs. Sakura Kasugano [FGC] (1-0)  : The following contest, scheduled for five rounds, is for the undisputed Lightweight Championship of the World! Introducing first, the challenger, from Tokyo, Japan, Sakura Kasugano! And her opponent, he is the reigning, defending, undefeated Lightweight Champion of the World, Okie Dokie!Round 1 : And we'll start the fight and- : She kicked his shin! It's all over! Finish him! : Okie being Okie, he manages to turn the fight around, and is in great position. : And now in greater position! He goes for an armbar but- : A reversal of fortune, and time expires!Round 2 : After last round, it looks like Sakura wants to methodically wear Okie down with strikes, and Okie is game to hold back and wait for an opportunity to counterstrike.: Okie is one of the most dangerous counterfighters the SLFC has ever seen, Sakura needs to be careful. : She appears to be holding her own as time expires.Round 3 : Sakura continues on the offensive, but she is starting to look a bit tired. And Okie can sense that exhaustion. He shoots for the takedown and- : Gets it! He moves to side control, and is hunting for the back! Sakura is too tired to stop him, he gets behind her and-   : Okie wins! Okie once again finds a way to overcome the odds and beat the fighter that everyone actually wanted to win!: I have never felt more depressed.Official Decision: Okie Dokie def. Sakura Kasugano by TKO (Strikes) (4:09, Round 3) Your winner and STILL Lightweight Champion of the World: Okie Dokie!  : And with that, Okie Dokie sets up another fight with JR Leap, who won a title eliminator match against Rei Himaru.Heavyweight Championship: Sagat [FGC] (5-0) vs. Vladimir Koslov [RBRCC] (4-0)  : The following contest is scheduled for five rounds, and it is for the Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first, from Moscow, Russia, the challenger, Vladimir Koslov! And his opponent, he is the undisputed, reigning, defending Heavyweight Champion of the World, Sagat!Round 1 : Both men a bit slow to start. : A good hit from Sagat, who doesn't seem to want to press. Koslov appears to want to grapple, but Sagat will keep shaking free.: Does Koslov have any skills besides grappling?: Unclear, and time expires.Round 2 : Both men keep up their respective strategies. : Looks like Sagat is better for it, though.: I think Koslov needs to re-think his plan.Round 3 : Round Three now and- : There must be something Koslov can do!Round 4 : It's Round Four and-  : Sagat has destroyed Koslov's ability to walk.: You have to wonder if maybe Sagat isn't showing a bit too much respect to Koslov's grappling abilities. It might be better for Sagat to engage a bit more, look for the finish, rather than be content to win on points.: There's still one round to go, but Sagat's strategy seems sound for the moment.Round 5 : One last chance for Koslov here, Sagat has won the first four rounds, and Koslov needs a stop, and it's unclear how he's going to do it. It's not like he's likely to just rear back and punch Sagat out. : Ah.: That looked painful.Official Decision: Vladimir Koslov def. Sagat by KO (Punch) (1:06, Round 5)   Fighter Points Team Canada: 2 points SODAK: 1 point RBRCC: 10 points Dead Kennedys: 5 points FGC: 6 points No Homer's Club: 4 points ROCK: 8 points FITCH: 2 points Rochester: 2 points MSNT: 1 point Upgrade Post MAKE ME MORE FIGHTERS! BRING MORE PEOPLE INTO THE SLFC! I DEMAND VALIDATION! Upcoming Cards SLFC 22: Moxley vs. Neil Jon Moxley [RBRCC] vs. Vince Neil [ROCK] For the Light Heavyweight Championship FS Drago [MSNT] vs. Chef Sal [HK] Heavyweight Bout Petey Williams [CAN] vs. Daisuke Yamamoto [TAC] Middleweight Bout Hyperion Royale [MSNT] vs. Joji Yuki [TAC] Lightweight Bout Clevin Dark [SODAK] vs. Sergei Dragunov [FGC] Light Heavyweight Bout Mike Haggar vs. Michael Bolton [ROCK] Heavyweight Bout SLFC 23: Weedman vs. Blue Mary Avery Weedman [MSNT] vs. Mary Ryan [FGC] For the Middleweight Championship Juan Villa [RCH] vs. Johnny Devine [CAN] Heavyweight Bout Keisuke Jin [TAC] vs. Ricky Ricks [HK] Lightweight Bout Brouck Lessner [SODAK] vs. Slab [FITCH] Heavyweight Bout Hayato Ichimonji [TAC] vs. Marty McSorley [FITCH] Welterweight Bout Gat [D-KEN] vs. Bobby Roode [CAN] Heavyweight Bout
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1973 reggie jackson roster post Soon
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Sagat got caught by a shoryuken.
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TWO NEW FIGHTERS FOR THE UNBEATABLE UNDEFEATEDS! 1. Fighter's name Sodom Sinze 2. Fighter's hometown Maracaibo, Venezuela 3. Fighter's everyday weight/what he can cut down to 288 4. Choose your base from the following -Judo 5. Choose a secondary focus from the above list or choose 'cross-training' for all-around training. -Brawling 6. Flaws/Perks Flaws: -Gasses easily -Boring Fighter Perks -Powerhouse -Iron Jaw 7. Strategy +Standard Grappling +Counter Grappling +Avoid Strikes -One Shot Finish -Standard Striking -Counter Striking 1. Fighter's name Gamorra Sinze 2. Fighter's hometown Cleveland Heights, OH 3. Fighter's everyday weight/what she can cut down to 123 4. Choose your base from the following -Boxing 5. Choose a secondary focus from the above list or choose 'cross-training' for all-around training. -Sambo 6. Flaws/Perks Flaw: Bleeds a Lot Perk: Exciting to Watch 7. Strategy +One Shot Finish +Avoid Takedowns +Spoiler (do anything to avoid being knocked out or submitted) -Counter-Grapple -Smother -Cautious Ground
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I will update the Super League Fight Club Roster sometime this week, in addition to also making my team post, but not tonight as I am very tired, thank you
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i have picketed 2009 jonathan broxton tyvm
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[code]white-002dea,1875 helton001tod,2010 tulowi001tro,2010 santo-001ron,1961 (ED. note: aged up) willia004bil,1960 trout-001mik,2016 orourk003jam,1875 barnes001ros,1875 mcvey-001cal,1875 stanto003mic,2013 hollid001mat,2008 simmon001ted,1982 --- millwo001kev,1998 fernan009jos,2014 (ED. note: aged up) spaldi001al-,1875 langst001mar,1991 qualls001cha,2013 dierke001law,1969 mannin001jac,1875 street001hus,2010 finley001cha,1991 dunn--001mic,2013 harvey002bry,1991 ramos-002ale,2013 gaetti001gar,1991 cishek001ste,2013 newhou001har,1948 kent--001jef,1996 dh: ross barnes cf: mike trout rf: giancarlo stanton 1b: todd helton lf: matt holliday ss: troy tulowitzski 2b: jeff kent 3b: ron santo C: deacon white bench: ted simmons billy williams jim o rourke cal mcvey gary gaetti sp1: jose fernandez sp2: hal newhouser sp3: kevin millwood sp4: al spalding sp5: larry dierker cp: bryan harvey su: steve cishek su: chad qualls mr: aj ramos mr: chuck finley lr: mark langston e: average stadium (ie 100s all around) Craig K fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Nov 7, 2023 |
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Who woulda thought Okie Dokey would be the star of the Stone Dead Kennedy's stable? e: I think I now have 9 points, and since I forgot to upgrade Okie before his title defense, I can blow it all on Gaht! 3 points each in Conditioning, Strength, and Reflexes for Gaht, and let me know if that caps her out in any category. habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Sep 7, 2023 |
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  : We made the playoffs! Next stop, the MOON!26-man Major League Roster 1977 Gary Carter 1976 Rod Carew 1946 Bobby Doerr 1946 Johnny Pesky 1995 Matt Williams 1995 Barry Bonds 1996 Rich Aurelia 1977 Andre Dawson 1946 Ted Williams 1970 Jerry Grote 1976 Lyman Bostock 1977 Tony Perez 1986 Darryl Strawberry 1977 Larry Hisle 1970 Tom Seaver 1924 Walter Johnson 1970 Jerry Koosman 1976 Bert Blyleven 1970 Nolan Ryan 1995 Rod Beck 2006 Huston Street 1976 Tom Burgmeier 1976 Bill Campbell 1970 Tug McGraw 2007 Armando Benitez 1938 Paul Derringer 14-Man Minor League Roster 1946 Hal Wagner 1946 Rudy York 1996 Rich Aurilia 1977 Chris Speier 1991 George Brett 1946 Dom DiMaggio 1970 Cleon Jones 1970 Tommie Agee 1970 Dean Chance 1946 Tex Hughson 1975 Frank Tanana 1946 Joe Dobson 1977 Don Stanhouse 1977 Steve Rogers Rookie Boosts Rich Aurelia Huston Street Lineup v RHP 1. 1976 Rod Carew, L, 1B 2. 1946 Ted Williams, L, DH 3. 1995 Barry Bonds, L, LF 4. 1986 Darryl Strawberry, L, RF 5. 1995 Matt Williams, R, 3B 6. 1976 Lyman Bostock, L, CF 7. 1977 Gary Carter, R, C 8. 1946 Johnny Pesky, L, SS 9. 1946 Bobby Doerr, R, 2B Lineup v LHP 1. 1977 Tony Perez, R, 1B 2. 1946 Ted Williams, L, DH 3. 1995 Matt Williams, R, 3B 4. 1995 Barry Bonds, L, LF 5. 1977 Larry Hisle, R, RF 6. 1977 Gary Carter, R, C 7. 1977 Andre Dawson, R, CF 8. 1946 Bobby Doerr, R, 2B 9. 1946 Johnny Pesky, L, SS Bench 1970 Jerry Grote 1995 Rich Aurilia 1986 Darryl Strawberry/1977 Larry Hisle 1976 Rod Carew/1977 Tony Perez 1976 Lyman Bostock/1977 Andre Dawson Rotation SP1. 1970 Tom Seaver, R SP2. 1924 Walter Johnson, R SP3. 1970 Jerry Koosman, L SP4. 1970 Nolan Ryan, R SP5. 1976 Bert Blyleven, R Set to Strict Rotation Bullpen CL. 1995 Rod Beck, R SU. 2006 Huston Street, R SR. 1976 Tom Burgmeier, L SR. 2007 Armando Benitez, R MR. 1970 Tug McGraw, L MR. 1976 Bill Campbell, R LR. 1938 Paul Derringer, R Personal Catcher 1970 Jerry Grote for 1976 Bert Blyleven Sliders Hit and Run: 1 Sacrifice Bunt: -3 Squeeze Play: 0 Trying for extra bases: 1 Stealing Bases: 3 Aggressively Tagging Up: 1 Pitch Outs: 1 Giving Intentional Walks: -1 Pitching Around Good Hitters: 0 Bringing the Infield In: 1 Guarding the Lines: 1 Making Cutoff Throws: 0 Bringing in Pinch Hitters: 2 Bringing in Pinch Runners: 2 Defensive Replacements: 0 Starting on Short Rest: 0 Pitch Through Trouble: -1 High Pitch Counts: 2 Stadium Name: The National Mall City: Washington, D.C. Elevation: 7' Structure: Open Surface: Natural Grass Infield Quality: Good Infield Grass: Medium Visibility: Very Good Foul Ground: Average Dimensions: 337/377/402/370/335 Based on Nationals Park CSV code:
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Rule V Protected List Gary Carter 1977 Rod Carew 1976 Bobby Doerr 1946 Matt Williams 1995 Barry Bonds 1995 Johnny Pesky 1946 Andre Dawson 1977 Ted Williams 1946 Lyman Bostock 1976 Darryl Strawberry 1986 Larry Hisle 1977 Tom Seaver 1970 Walter Johnson 1924 Jerry Koosman 1970 Bert Blyleven 1976 Nolan Ryan 1970 Rod Beck 1995 Huston Street 2006 Tom Burgmeier 1976 Bill Campbell 1976 Tug McGraw 1970 Armando Benitez 2007 Paul Derringer 1938 Dom DiMaggio 1946 Frank Tanana 1979 Steve Rogers 1977 12 Hitters, 14 Pitchers
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A new fighter joins the No Homers Club! 1. Fighter's name Horace Pippin 2. Fighter's hometown West Chester, PA 3. Fighter's everyday weight/what he can cut down to 160/150 4. Choose your base from the following -Catch wrestling (the real-life basis for old-timey pro wrestling) 5. Choose a secondary focus from the above list or choose 'cross-training' for all-around training. -Freestyle wrestling (the sort of amateur wrestling you see in college championships/the Olympics) 6. Flaws/Perks Take an equal number of flaws and perks. '0' is a number. Flaws: -Injury Prone -Bleeds a lot Perks -Can Absorb a Beating -Cardio Machine 7. Strategy Choose up to three of the following to specialize in, and up to three to avoid using Specialize in: -Standard Grappling -Counter Grappling -All Out Ground Avoid using: -Standard Striking -One Shot Finish -Hit and Run
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habeasdorkus posted:
gently caress this. If we do a rule V we are never getting started. No need for this but I appreciate the effort.
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if chef sal wins, good things will happen
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I have 10 points... Michael Bolton 1 point into Wrestling Ability 1 point into Slams 1 point into Recuperation Jon Bon Jovi 1 point into Kick Defense 1 point into Takedowns 1 point into Sweeping Vince Neil 1 point into Guard Defense 1 point into Submission Defense (top) 1 point into Low Kick Power Leaving me with 1 point!
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SLFC 22: Moxley vs. Neil: Yoshida, I have come up with a plan that will save me a lot of time with these updates.: Please tell me you didn't make intentional mismatches to make sure that the fights ended faster.: I don't consider these jobbers to be overmatched. I consider them underdogs-in-the-making. Heavyweight Bout: Mike Haggar (1-3) vs. Michael Bolton [ROCK] (1-1)  Round 1    : Smasher!: Mike Haggar died a hero! Who could ask for more?Official Decision: Michael Bolton vs. Mike Haggar by TKO (Strikes) (0:29, Round 1)  Light Heavyweight Bout: Clevin Dark [SODAK] (3-2) vs. Sergei Dragunov [FGC] (0-2)  Round 1 : Smasher, this is going too far!: Who are you to say that Dragunov doesn't deserve this massive opportunity? : I have done nothing wrong.Official Decision: Clevin Dark def. Sergei Dragunov by KO (Punch) (0:33, Round 1)  Lightweight Bout: Hyperion Royale [MSNT] (1-2) vs. Joji Yuki [TAC] (0-1, 1 NC)  Round 1 : Okay, see, this is a real fight! And I'm sure Yuki has come up with some new strategy to overcome his weaknesses on the ground! : Wait, but Riders can't wrestle! : That cannot. Correct. : But he will survive! And time expires.Round 2 : I feel like Yuki has learned his lesson.  : It's probably not a great sign that even Hyperion Royale, the softest-punching lightweight is able to knock him down.: On the plus side, he'll survive again as time expires.Round 3 : Okay, I'm sure that, now, Yuki has- : You know what? Fight over, Yuki loses.Official Decision: Hyperion Royale def. Joji Yuki by Uni. Decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)   : I'm sorry, what? Did he have Takedown Fever or something?: Takedown Fever is a serious condition, Smasher!Middleweight Bout: Petey Williams [CAN] (1-2) vs. Daisuke Yamamoto [TAC] (0-2)  Round 1 : I feel like the Riders have this one.     : Get better feelings, I guess.Official Decision: Petey Williams def. Daisuke Yamamoto by Submission (RNC) (3:43, Round 1)  Heavyweight Bout: FS Drago [MSNT] (1-1) vs. Chef Sal [HK] (1-1)  Round 1 : Let's see what Sal can do!    : Ah. Let's see what Drago can do.      : Chef Sal's liver is dead!: Even though Drago has destroyed Chef Sal's organs, the remainder of his carcass will see another round.Round 2 : CAGE WARS!    : There are no winners in cage wars, only survivors, and both men will manage to drag themselves into Round Three.Round 3 : What I think Drago should do here is simply knock Chef Sal out.: Yoshida, it's not that- : Oh. I guess it is that easy.Official Decision: FS Drago def. Chef Sal by KO (Punch) (0:24, Round 3)  : I cannot help but wonder if Chef Sal might have been better served by being able to land a strike while on his feet.Light Heavyweight Championship Bout: Jon Moxley [RBRCC] (3-1) vs. Vince Neil [ROCK] (2-0)  : It is now time for the main event of the evening! Five round to determine the undisputed light heavyweight champion of the world! Introducing first, the challenger, fighting out of Hollywood, California, Vince Neil! And his opponent, he is the reigning, defending, light heavyweight champion of the world, Jon Moxley!Round 1 : We'll start off with both men swinging and it looks like- : Neil is definitely getting the better of it.: Moxley's instinct is to brawl, but you wonder if that's really the best path forward against Neil.: Neil gets Moxley against the cage and- : Even Moxley can only absorb so much punishment.: Time will expire, and Moxley will have a minute to think things over.Round 2 : We start the second round, and Moxley is advancing- : Ah.Official Decision: Vince Neil def. Jon Moxley by KO (Punch) (1:06, Round 2) Your winner and NEW Light Heavyweight Champion: Vince Neil!   Fighter Points ROCK: 13 points SODAK: 2 points FGC: 1 point Tachibana Racing: 2 points Matt Serra's Ninja Turtles: 4 points Cooking School: 1 point RBRCC: 6 points Team Canada: 5 points Upgrade Post MAKE ME MORE FIGHTERS! BRING MORE PEOPLE INTO THE SLFC! I DEMAND VALIDATION! Upcoming Cards SLFC 23: Weedman vs. Blue Mary Avery Weedman [MSNT] vs. Mary Ryan [FGC] For the Middleweight Championship Juan Villa [RCH] vs. Johnny Devine [CAN] Heavyweight Bout Keisuke Jin [TAC] vs. Ricky Ricks [HK] Lightweight Bout Brouck Lessner [SODAK] vs. Slab [FITCH] Heavyweight Bout Hayato Ichimonji [TAC] vs. Marty McSorley [FITCH] Welterweight Bout Gat [D-KEN] vs. Bobby Roode [CAN] Heavyweight Bout SLFC 24: Stourleigh vs. Pander 2 Logan Stourleigh [SODAK] vs. Pander Panderer [UNDEF] For the Welterweight Championship Mazus [D-KEN] vs. Gomorroah Sinze [UNDEF] Lightweight Bout Drakkhen Kennedy [D-KEN] vs. William Regal [RBRCC] Heavyweight Bout Stan [D-KEN] vs. Kaphwan Kim [FGC] Middleweight Bout Hungry Joe [HK] vs. Leonardo Serra [MSNT] Welterweight Bout Vladislav Henderson [FITCH] vs. e.e. Cummings [NHC] Light Heavyweight Bout
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5TH FIGHTER 1. Fighter Name: Badlands Chugs Jr. 2. Fighter's hometown Long Island, NY 3. Fighter's everyday weight/what he can cut down to 270/260 4. Choose your base from the following Boxing 5. Choose a secondary focus from the above list or choose 'cross-training' for all-around training. Cross Training 6. Flaws/Perks Flaws -Bleeds a lot Perks -Iron Jaw 7. Strategy Choose up to three of the following to specialize in, and up to three to avoid using SPECIALIZE: -Standard Striking -Counter Striking -AVOID AVOID AVOID TAKEDOWNS Smasher Dynamo posted:SLFC 11: Weedman vs. Stan Smasher Dynamo posted:SLFC 14: Dark vs. Moxley Smasher Dynamo posted:SLFC 15: Weedman vs. Danielson 2 Smasher Dynamo posted:SLFC 16: Serra vs. Panderer 2 Smasher Dynamo posted:SLFC 19: Weedman vs. Kim Smasher Dynamo posted:SLFC 20: Serra vs. Stourleigh 2 Smasher Dynamo posted:SLFC 22: Moxley vs. Neil 15 points. Let's go Ricky Ricks General &Standing Tech +Punch Power +Hand Speed Chef Sal General &Standing Tech +Strength +Hand Speed +Punch Tech Hungry Joe Standing & Ground Fighting Techniques +Takedowns +Control (From Top) Fry Baker Standing Technique +Footwork +High Kick Speed Badlands Chugs Jr. Standing Technique +Hand Speed +Hand Speed +Hand Speed +Hand Speed +Hand Power +Strength EDIT: forgot the weight for Badlands. Just edited it in. HulkaMatt fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Sep 9, 2023 |
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roster and such Rocky Mountain Oysters Team Location Aspen, Colorado Team Logo  Team Stadium the oysterplex Dimensions: LF - 340 LCF - 390 CF - 410 RCF - 390 RF - 340 Grass Infield Quality - 4 Visibility - 5 Foul Ground - 5 26 Man Roster 1 1904 Nap,Lajoie 2 1929 Jimmie,Foxx 3 2000 Mark,McGwire 4 1929 Al,Simmons 5 1969 Harmon,Killebrew 6 1941 Arky,Vaughan 7 1929 Mickey,Cochrane 8 1904 Elmer,Flick 9 2000 Jim,Edmonds 10 1904 Addie,Joss 11 1929 Lefty,Grove 12 2018 Zack,Wheeler 13 2000 Rick,Ankiel 14 2009 Jonathon,Broxton 15 2000 Dave,Veres 16 2000 Mike,Timlin 17 2000 Mike,James 18 2000 Matt,Morris 19 2010 David,Price 20 2022 Jeffrey,Springs 21 2000 Will,Clark 22 2000 J.D.,Drew 23 2000 Placido,Polanco 24 1929 Bing,Miller 25 2000 Mike,Matheny 26 1929 Jimmy,Dykes Minors 27 1904 Otto,Hess 28 1929 George,Earnshaw 29 1929 Rube,Walberg 30 1904 Bill,Bernhard 31 1904 Earl,Moore 32 1904 Red,Donahue 33 2000 Pat,Hentgen 34 1929 Mule,Haas 35 1904 Charlie,Hickman 36 2000 Edgar,Renteria 37 1904 Harry,Bemis 38 1904 Bill,Bradley 39 1904 Billy,Lush 40 2000 Darryl,Kile Lineup 1 Nap,Lajoie 2B 2 Jimmie,Foxx 1B 3 Mark,McGwire DH 4 Al,Simmons LF 5 Harmon,Killebrew 3B 6 Arky,Vaughan SS 7 Mickey,Cochrane C 8 J.D.,Drew RF 9 Jim,Edmonds CF Rotation SP1 Addie,Joss SP SP2 Lefty,Grove SP SP3 Zack,Wheeler SP SP4 Jeffrey,Springs SP SP5 David,Price SP Bullpen CL Jonathon,Broxton CL SU Dave,Veres SU SR Mike,Timlin SR SR Mike,James SR MR Matt,Morris MR LR Rick,Ankiel LR Strategy Hit and Run 2 Sacrifice Bunt: -1 Squeeze Play: 1 Trying for extra bases 1 Stealing Bases 0 Aggressively Tagging Up: 0 Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): -3 Giving Intentional Walks: -5 Pitching Around Good Hitters: -5 Bringing the Infield In: 0 Guarding the Lines: 0 Making Cutoff Throws: 0 Bringing in Pinch Hitters: -3 Bringing in Pinch Runners: -5 Bringing in Defensive Replacements: -2 Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: 0 Letting pitchers pitch through trouble: 5 Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: 4 code:
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Sep 9, 2023 17:05
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FGC will put 2 points into Mary's Takedown Speed, 2 points into her general Takedowns stat, and 1 point into her Sweeping. We'll also put 2 points into Creative Kicks for Kim.
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Sep 10, 2023 04:38
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Back again! The Fangorn Ents! Team CSV code:Starting Pitching SP 1 Kershaw SP 2 Darvish SP 3 Maeda SP 4 Oswalt SP 5 Buehler Bullpen CL Jansen SU Lidge SR Romo SR Urias MR Stripling MR Hill LR Ryu Starting Position Players C Cochrane 1B Foxx 2B Bishop 3B Ramirez SS Seager RF Berkman CF Beltran LF Goslin DH Klesko Bench C Grandal IF Kent IF Bagwell OF Johnson OF Puig Hitting Line-up vs RHP (platoons vs LHP) 1 Cochrane (Grandal vs LHP) 2 Foxx 3 Berkman 4 Ramirez 5 Klesko (Bagwell vs LHP) 6 Goslin (Johnson vs LHP) 7 Beltran (Puig vs LHP) 8 Seager 9 Bishop (Kent vs LHP) Stadium: Fangorn Forest LF 329/374/401/369/330 RF Sliders Hitting Hit and Run: 2 Sacrifice Bunt: -5 Squeeze Play: -5 Running Trying for extra bases: 2 Stealing Bases: 0 Aggressively Tagging Up: 2 Pitching Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): 2 Giving Intentional Walks: 0 Pitching Around Good Hitters: 0 Defense Bringing the Infield In: 0 Guarding the Lines: 0 Making Cutoff Throws: 0 Substitutions Bringing in Pinch Hitters: -2 Bringing in Pinch Runners: -3 Bringing in Defensive Replacements: 0 Bullpenning Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -3 Letting pitchers pitch throw through trouble: 0 Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: 0 (sorry for the delay, was travelling for work without my laptop)
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Luna Landers! Home Stadium: Moonbase 0-2 315-375-410-375-315 Roof: Closed Field: Artificial Grass: Normal Quality: Best Foul Territory: Average Sight: Average TEAM STRATEGIES: Hitting Hit and Run: -2 Sacrifice Bunt: -5 Squeeze Play: -2 Running Trying for extra bases: +2 Stealing Bases: -5 Aggressively Tagging Up: 0 Pitching Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): -5 Giving Intentional Walks: -4 Pitching Around Good Hitters: -2 Defense Bringing the Infield In: 0 Guarding the Lines: 2 Making Cutoff Throws: 0 Substitutions Bringing in Pinch Hitters: -3 Bringing in Pinch Runners: -2 Bringing in Defensive Replacements: 0 Bullpenning Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: 0 Letting pitchers pitch throw through trouble: 0 Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: 0 code:1977 Mario Soto is aged up to 1978. bandosa is a pretty good Lahman code to add. Hopefully it will bring us luck. Lineup vs R: 2B Joe Morgan CF Jim Edmonds SS Nomar Garciaparra 1B Mo Vaughn RF Reggie Smith DH Kal Daniels C Johnny Bench LF Carl Yastrzemski 3B Ken Keltner Lineup vs L: 2B Joe Morgan SS Nomar Garciaparra DH Rico Carty 1B Mo Vaughn CF Reggie Smith RF Tim Salmon C Johnny Bench LF Carl Yastrzemski 3B Ken Keltner Bench: Carty/Daniels platoon Edmonds/Salmon platoon John Valentin Rico Petrocelli Darin Erstad Yes! We have learned nothing, and are bringing back the exact same lineups as last season! Pitching: SP Pedro Martinez SP Nolan Ryan SP Tom Seaver SP Don Wilson SP Jacob DeGrom CL Bill Campbell SU Tom Gordon SR Troy Percival SR Pete Richert MR Pedro Borbon MR Greg Swindell LR Sonny Siebert
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Sep 11, 2023 14:57
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SLFC 23: Weedman vs. Blue Mary: Fights? FIGHTS! Heavyweight Bout: Gat [D-KEN] (2-2) vs. Bobby Roode [CAN] (0-4)  Round 1 : Bobby Roode is currently 0-4. He needs a win. Thoughts, Yoshida?: I swear I've already seen this fight. Didn't Gat already knock Roode out?: Well, maybe it will be different this time! And what do you think Roode needs to do in order to avoid repeating his grim fate?: He can't let his fear of getting knocked out affect him too much. He needs to be aggressive.   : And Roode will instead spend an entire round running away.Round 2 : Round Two now, and Gat seems a bit annoyed by last round. : At a certain, point, I think you need to consider whether it's humane to keep sending Bobby Roode into these fights.Official Decision: Gat def. Bobby Roode by KO (Punch) (0:56, Round 2)  Welterweight Bout: Hayato Ichimonji [TAC] (1-2) vs. Marty McSorley [FITCH] (1-3)  Round 1 : I think everyone knows the deal going in. The Riders are good strikers, but utterly helpless on the ground, as Mother Gaea herself thirsts for their annihilation. McSorley needs to take the fight to the ground. : I don't know that McSorley trying to launch himself through the air was wise.: It was one of those things that was fine in theory, except the kick missed and McSorley just kind of ran into the side of the cage. Time will expire.Round 2 : Okay, last round, McSorley tried some creative striking, and Ichimonji just kind of jabbed him for a while to steal the round. Let's see what McSorley has planned next! : Smasher, studies have shown that hockey enforcers tend to suffer CTE.: You're not kidding. : And Ichimonji is cruising, and time expires.Round 3 : Barring a finish, Ichimonji will win this fight.: McSorley probably should try a takedown. : I don't understand. Everyone knows that all you need to do to beat a Rider is take them down. McSorley hasn't even tried a takedown. Not even one! What is even happening?Official Decision: Hayato Ichimonji def. Marty McSorley by Uni. Decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)  : McSorley tried. Something. He tried something. I'm not sure what though.Heavyweight Bout: Brouck Lessner [SODAK] (1-3) vs. Slab [FITCH] (2-2)  Round 1 : Coming into this fight, Slab said he has the perfect gameplan to defeat Brouck Lessner. It is, and I quote, "I shall simply take him down and beat him to death.": A quality plan, but can he pull it off?    : Apparently so.Official Decision: Slab def. Brouck Lessner by TKO (Strikes) (1:38, Round 1)  Lightweight Bout: Keisuke Jin [TAC] (1-1) vs. Ricky Ricks [HK] (1-1)  Round 1 : Both men are eager to make their mark. They know that, once the Okie Dokie/JR Leap title match happens at SLFC 25, that there will need to be a new contender in the division, and that spot is up for grabs. They'll both go in, swinging for the fences! : Both men trying to win this fight with one, knockout blow! Which one is going to land it?! : RIDER PUNCH!Official Decision: Keisuke Jin def. Ricky Ricks by KO (RIDER PUNCH) (2:26, Round 1)  Heavyweight Bout: Juan Villa [RCH] (3-1) vs. Johnny Devine [CAN] (2-1)  Round 1 : Villa will come into this fight in a bad mood. He had been working towards getting a rematch with Sagat for the title, but Sagat lost, and now it's not clear where he stands. The fact that he was installed as the betting underdog has only made him more angry. Both men shoot unsuccessful takedown attempts to start. Villa tries again- : Gets it. He spins to side control. He grabs Devine's arm! He's got the armbar! This fight should be over! : But for the bell! Devine survives and we will see a round two.: And you wonder how much energy that wrestling took out of Villa. Can he keep this up?Round 2 : Villa shoots in for another takedown! : Gets it again! Goes for the kimura! : Blocked by Devine. Villa goes for an armbar! It's in deep! : Devine escapes again!: Villa has to be wondering what else he has to do to put Devine away.: Villa takes a deep breath, considers his options, and just plows on, he'll try an americana! : Blocked again by Devine, and time runs out on round two.Round 3 : Villa is clearly up two rounds to none, but he wants the finish. He shoots for another takedown. : Gets it again. He will pass to side control. He grabs one of Devine's arms yet again, and tries for the armbar. This is his fifth submission attempt, and Devine has managed to escape the first four.: It's in deep, and Devine is tired.: Villa hyperextends the arm! He sits back! : He gets it! Fight over!Official Decision: Juan Villa def. Johnny Devine by Submission (armbar) (2:34, Round 3)  Middleweight Championship Bout: Avery Weedman [MSNT] (5-0) vs. Blue Mary [FGC] (1-0)  : It is now time for the main event of the evening! Five rounds to determine the middleweight champion of the world! Introducing first, the challenger, from South Town, USA, Blue Mary! And her opponent, he is the reigning, defending, undefeated middleweight champion of the world, Avery Weedman!Round 1 : The fight begins, and the fighters almost immediately clinch and end up at the cage where-   : Nothing is accomplished.: Weedman can be a bit of a slow starter.: 'Slow' may be overselling the speed of action here. They'll work against the cage for almost the entire round, with neither able to break through the other's defenses, and time will expire.Round 2 : Round Two starts out with both fighters striking from range and-   : Weedman will abruptly end the fight. And end Blue Mary, for that matter.: Can no one stop Weedman's reign of terror?Official Decision: Avery Weedman def. Blue Mary by TKO (Strikes) (1:13, Round 2) Your winner and STILL Middleweight Champion: Avery Weedman!   Fighter Points Dead Kennedys: 2 points Team Canada: 2 points FITCH: 3 points Tachibana Racing: 10 points Matt Serra's Ninja Turtles: 5 points FGC: 3 points Cooking School: 4 points SODAK: 1 point Rochester: 5 points Upgrade Post MAKE ME MORE FIGHTERS! BRING MORE PEOPLE INTO THE SLFC! I DEMAND VALIDATION! Upcoming Cards SLFC 24: Stourleigh vs. Pander 2 Logan Stourleigh [SODAK] vs. Pander Panderer [UNDEF] For the Welterweight Championship Mazus [D-KEN] vs. Gomorroah Sinze [UNDEF] Lightweight Bout Drakkhen Kennedy [D-KEN] vs. William Regal [RBRCC] Heavyweight Bout Stan [D-KEN] vs. Kaphwan Kim [FGC] Middleweight Bout Hungry Joe [HK] vs. Leonardo Serra [MSNT] Welterweight Bout Vladislav Henderson [FITCH] vs. e.e. Cummings [NHC] Light Heavyweight Bout SLFC 25: Koslov vs. Sagat 2 Vladimir Koslov [RBRCC] vs. Sagat [FGC] For the Heavyweight Championship Okie Dokie [D-KEN] vs. JR Leap [UNDEF] For the Lightweight Championship George Steiner [RCH] vs. Homer Stille Cummings [NHC] Welterweight Bout Badland Chugs Jr. [HK] vs. Sodom Sinze [UNDEF] Heavyweight Bout Fry Baker [HK] vs. Marshawn Money [MSNT] Light Heavyweight Bout Herman McNally [RCH] vs. Bryan Danielson [RBRCC] Middleweight Bout Rei Himaru [SHIKI] vs. Horace Pippin [NHC] Lightweight Bout
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Sep 12, 2023 00:14
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Immediately spending the 4 Fry Baker + Reflexes Badlands Chugs Jr. + Conditioning Ricky Ricks + Reflexes + Mobility
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Sep 12, 2023 00:36
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Gaht just needs to keep fighting Bobby Roode on her way to a heavyweight title shot.
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Sep 12, 2023 01:04
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Petition to change Bobby roode's name to glass Joe.
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Sep 12, 2023 01:07
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tbf, Smasher noted that Gaht's at max punch power.
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Sep 12, 2023 01:08
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I use all available points to make Bobby Roode not suck rear end.
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SLFC 24: Stourleigh v. Panderer 2: Before we start, Edward Mass has asked me to use whatever points are necessary "to make Bobby Roode not suck rear end." To clarify, I am not god. My powers are limited. Light Heavyweight Bout: Vladislav Henderson [FITCH] (2-1) vs. e.e. Cummings [NHC] (3-2)  Round 1 : Time for an important match in the Light Heavyweight Decision. Both men are close to a title shot. Mainly because there is no depth in any of these divisions, but still!: Henderson probably is going to look for a takedown.   : Henderson, in a commanding position, goes for side control, gets the back, sets up the choke, can Cummings respond? : Yes!: Henderson didn't get his hooks in, and Cummings is now on top.: And that will lead to a stalemate as Cummings can't get past Henderson's guard, and Henderson can't get a triangle locked in, and time expires.Round 2 : Henderson will shoot for another takedown- : Gets it, and he's going to go for the throat here, and he'll look to mount Cummings. : Gets that as well.: The problem with getting mounted is that there's really no place to go. Cummings can try to give up his back to create some room to possible escape but-: Doesn't look like Henderson is going to allow that.   : That's all there is.Official Decision: Vladislav Henderson def. e.e. Cummings by TKO (Strikes) (3:04, Round 2)  Welterweight Bout: Hungry Joe [HK] (1-1) vs. Leonardo Serra [MSNT] (4-2)  Round 1 : A huge opportunity for Hungry Joe. If he can beat the former champ then-    : Ah, nevertheless.Official Decision: Leonardo Serra def. Hungry Joe by Submission (armbar) (2:53, Round 1)  Middleweight Bout: Stan [D-KEN] (0-3) vs. Kaphwan Kim [FGC] (1-2)  Round 1 : Smasher, I talked to Stan before the fight, and he said, and this is a direct quote, "Please, I'm begging you, stop making me fight, I'm an accountant, not a cage fighter! I want to live!": I see. Let's see how Kim responds to Stan's earnest desire to continue to exist.   : It seems he found it disagreeable to his sensibilities.Official Decision: Kaphwan Kim def. Stan by TKO (Strikes) (2:27, Round 1)  Heavyweight Bout: Drakkhen Kennedy [D-KEN] (3-2) vs. William Regal [RBRCC] (1-2)  Round 1 : An interesting fight here. Regal's gameplan is to take down his opponent whenever possible, but Drakkhen is a very hard man to take down.: It's going to be interesting to see if Regal can adapt his strategy if necessary.: Regal tries for the takedown and-  : Oh, good. One of these fights. Well, let's take a deep breath an just get on wih it.Round 2   : This is how I'm spending my limited life.Round 3   : WHY WON'T REGAL LEARN? FIGHT OVER! FIGHT OVER! FIGHT OVER!Official Decision: Drakkhen Kennedy def. William Regal by Uni. Decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)  Lightweight: Mazus [D-KEN] (1-1, 1 NC) vs. Gomorrah Sinze [UNDEF] (0-0)  Round 1 : Mazus is back and-      : Mazus should probably start taking those drugs again.Official Decision: Gomorrah Sinze def. Mazus by TKO (Strikes) (4:17, Round 1)  Welterweight Championship Bout: Logan Stourleigh [SODAK] (4-1) vs. Pander Panderer [UNDEF] (4-2)  : It is now time for the main event of the evening! Five rounds to determine the undisputed welterweight champion of the world! Introducing first, the challenger, from Waterloo, Michigan, he is the former welterweight champion of the world, Pander Panderer! And his opponent, he is the reigning, defending, welterweight champion of the world, Logan Stourleigh!Round 1 : Pander will come out swinging! : Pander needs to keep this fight standing. If he gets taken down- : Oh.    : Can nothing stop the terrifying reign of Logan Stourleigh?Official Decision: Logan Stourleigh def. Pander Panderer by TKO (Strikes) (3:49, Round 1) Your winner and STILL Welterweight Champion of the World: Logan Stourleigh!   Fighter Points SODAK: 5 points Undef: 8 points Matt Serra's Ninja Turtles: 5 points FITCH!: 5 points No Homers Club: 4 points Dead Kennedys: 4 points FGC: 2 points RBRCC: 1 point Cooking School: 1 point Upgrade Post MAKE ME MORE FIGHTERS! BRING MORE PEOPLE INTO THE SLFC! I DEMAND VALIDATION! Upcoming Cards SLFC 25: Koslov vs. Sagat 2 Vladimir Koslov [RBRCC] vs. Sagat [FGC] For the Heavyweight Championship Okie Dokie [D-KEN] vs. JR Leap [UNDEF] For the Lightweight Championship George Steiner [RCH] vs. Homer Stille Cummings [NHC] Welterweight Bout Badland Chugs Jr. [HK] vs. Sodom Sinze [UNDEF] Heavyweight Bout Fry Baker [HK] vs. Marshawn Money [MSNT] Light Heavyweight Bout Herman McNally [RCH] vs. Bryan Danielson [RBRCC] Middleweight Bout Rei Himaru [SHIKI] vs. Horace Pippin [NHC] Lightweight Bout SLFC 26: Neil vs. Bon Jovi Vince Neil [ROCK] vs. Jon Bon Jovi [ROCK] For the Light Heavyweight Championship Ezekiel Jackson [RBRCC] vs. Michael Bolton [ROCK] Heavyweight Bout Clevin Dark [SODAK] vs. Tyson Dux [CAN] Light Heavyweight Bout Hongo Takeshi [TAC] vs. Terry O'Rae [FITCH] Welterweight Bout Basher Nanaimo [FITCH] vs. Petey Williams [CAN] Middleweight Bout Eric Young [CAN] vs. Storg Kennedy [D-KEN] Heavyweight Bout Joji Yuki [TAC] vs. Magnus Barefoot [NHC] Lightweight Bout
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We'll know once and for all who the greatest hair metal band is, Bon Jovi or Motley Crue! Anyway, we have 14 points... let's go! Jon Bon Jovi gets one point in Chin Strength Vince Neil gets one point in Takedown Defense and 10 points to the entire team in General Physical Training This will leave us with 2 points.
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