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mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
lets compromise - both bayern and spurs to win nothing ever again

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scourgeofthe7bees
Jun 21, 2008


Pand posted:

I mean, gently caress RBL but lmao bayern

:same:

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Healbot posted:

I'm unsure what Laimer brings to the table, also Kimmich should be banned from taking corners.

Also, and that is a big one, why is this team still playing the same poo poo they did last season? Wasn't there a pre-season to adapt to the key weaknesses or did Tuchel lose his laptop with the new tactics somewhere.

Honestly, sometimes it feels like Kimmich has some sort of blackmail material against his bosses, since nothing with him in forever. His corners have been poo poo for years, yet he continues to do 95% of them all. His freekicks suck, yet he still does way too many of them (most notable case in yesterday's game being a freekick from just outside the Strafraum near the goal-line with only a 2-man wall: He loped the ball over the entire Strafraum for a header while an actually competent freekick taker would have just fullforce kicked the ball straight around the wall and a confused goalkeeper), and despite being supposed to be a 6 he keeps on playing way too offensively and thus ripping the whole defense wide open. Which is extra funny since last week most Bayern officials said "We still need a true #6" and Kimmich bitched that they already got him. Well, as the match against RBL showed, no, they don't have a good 6 in Kimmich.

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

Thanks Ants posted:

It would be funnier if Kane does really well at Bayern and wins trophies and Spurs continue to win nothing

I think scientifically the funniest outcome is Kane is a complete washout this season and goes back to Spurs on loan next season.

This season Spurs win the League cup without him then don't win another trophy again with him back.

Also having missed a season he never gets the PL record either.

elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!

Germansimp posted:

Honestly, sometimes it feels like Kimmich has some sort of blackmail material against his bosses, since nothing with him in forever. His corners have been poo poo for years, yet he continues to do 95% of them all. His freekicks suck, yet he still does way too many of them (most notable case in yesterday's game being a freekick from just outside the Strafraum near the goal-line with only a 2-man wall: He loped the ball over the entire Strafraum for a header while an actually competent freekick taker would have just fullforce kicked the ball straight around the wall and a confused goalkeeper), and despite being supposed to be a 6 he keeps on playing way too offensively and thus ripping the whole defense wide open. Which is extra funny since last week most Bayern officials said "We still need a true #6" and Kimmich bitched that they already got him. Well, as the match against RBL showed, no, they don't have a good 6 in Kimmich.

Maybe Kimmich gets to take standards because he's poo poo at headers? Direct freekicks aren't as effective as ones that set up a good header so there's some argument to be made there unless you have some insane specialist to take them.

For all Kimmich's strengths it doesn't feel he has the midfield space under control in a way others do so both the Bayern and Germany midfield have looked a bit more shaky in recent years than they should.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Glad that I am a Haching fan now

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


HARRY KANE CORSO WITH A GOAL ON HIS DEBUT BEAUTIFUL

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Harry Kane limping off on his debut…

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


Bayern did finally score but they should have been up 4-0 in first half.

Also haven't watched Bundesliga in a while, holy poo poo the atmosphere is insane I forgot.

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
kevin behrens has scored more than once in a bundesliga game for the first time and it's a hat-trick of headers

anyway union are gonna win the treble

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


lmao two saved penalties

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

I think Dortmund just got jobbed by the ref into giving up a penalty but it's so weird I can't even tell

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

lol Hertha you crazy

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Pand posted:

lol Hertha you crazy

lmao jfc

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Läuft beim Big City Club 👍

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

The German national team. Anyone have a spare void I can scream into?

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
maybe flick will get hosed off now

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
He got hosed off now.

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

Really shouldn't have survived the World Cup. That much less time to turn it around now.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
sounds like its gonna be nagelsmann then? guess we'll find out

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

Haha, he's still under contract to Bayern. Would the DFB pay it out?

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
https://sport.sky.de/fussball/artikel/nationalmannschaft-felix-magath-traut-sich-bundestrainer-job-zu/12959354/34658


Yes.

Yessssss.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
Lol, after that headline, I'm not clicking that link.

How old is Magath anyway? 70?

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

We need some old-school German managers to help grind out 90 minutes of defense; get Ballack back on the field to knock one in. It's the only way!

Infected
Oct 17, 2012

Salt Incarnate


I mean, sure why not. Because honestly I don't think Nagelsmann would work out all that well as Nationaltrainer either.

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

That's my concern too.

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

The last thing this team needs is more tinkering, imo.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
My vote goes to Mario Basler, he‘d be cheap to buy out of his contract too, probably.
I really want to see a manager who smokes at the sideline.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
It will be the cheapest possible solution since Bierhoff hosed the DFBs finances royally with his €150m luxury palace... Uh "Campus" I guess.

https://www.fr.de/sport/fussball/der-dfb-ist-klamm-jeder-euro-zaehlt-92345895.html

Infected
Oct 17, 2012

Salt Incarnate


Well, what did you expect from someone who studied BWL.

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

Congratulations to Berti's great-nephew, Matthias "Wackelkontakt" Vogts for becoming the new national coach! He has agreed to lead us to the Euros in exchange for not having to do dishes this month.

But seriously if money is such a huge problem it's gonna be tough to get anyone remotely good.

elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!
Anyone good isn't going to touch the position until after the EM because there is a high change it'll be a total clown show. Glasner is available so maybe get him in for a bit, see what happens? Heynckes as interim would be fun too.

Or maybe it's finally time for Loddar to come and save the day?

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


Bayer vs Bayern gonna be fun today, look like the best 2 teams in Germany so far.

E; what a goal by grimaldo to equalize.

Ulio fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Sep 15, 2023

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat
Yeah that was a loving great shot

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

BayVAR LeVARkusen

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
banging match tbh. xabi's the guy

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


qirex posted:

BayVAR LeVARkusen

antidote
Jun 15, 2005


Be still my heart.

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Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


Nuclear Spoon posted:

banging match tbh. xabi's the guy

Ya one of the best matches of the season so far.

Draw is the right result imo, both the goalkeepers had an amazing game. Bayern missed some sitters, so did Boniface for Bayer.

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