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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Neito posted:

As someone who's not a camper regularly, how is the PCT Hang irresponsable, and what would the alternative be in your mind?

(This sounds sarcastic, but I'm asking in good faith)

Bears can smell stuff thats buried, so you'd have to cover it with rocks.

Also a lot of the places I camp (but not all places and not every one is in this situation) have only minimal amounts of soil which can be dug up to bury food.

I'm not too inclined to bring a pick axe to chisel through Canadian Shield granite to bury my stuff so I'm probably going to continue to hang my food. Just gotta hang it high enough and further away from a tree than a bear can reach, and like 97% of the time that is sufficient

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Vakal
May 11, 2008

Give it a few decades and we'll all be eating this as our sole source of protein (along with crickets) unless you are ultra rich.

newts
Oct 10, 2012

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

Bears can smell stuff thats buried, so you'd have to cover it with rocks.

Also a lot of the places I camp (but not all places and not every one is in this situation) have only minimal amounts of soil which can be dug up to bury food.

I'm not too inclined to bring a pick axe to chisel through Canadian Shield granite to bury my stuff so I'm probably going to continue to hang my food. Just gotta hang it high enough and further away from a tree than a bear can reach, and like 97% of the time that is sufficient

I assume he meant bury your literal poo poo. A bear would have no problem digging up anything a hiker could bury.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
So what is it?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/Km7hwlH.mp4

Willatron
Sep 22, 2009
I just stay out of places bears live. They got no business with me nor I with them and I've never once had my food stolen by a bear as a result

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
I bring a bear lockbox camping with me. You lock the bear in it, you leave your food out.
It's very simple and really approaches the problem from a new angle

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

Bears can smell stuff thats buried, so you'd have to cover it with rocks.

Also a lot of the places I camp (but not all places and not every one is in this situation) have only minimal amounts of soil which can be dug up to bury food.

I'm not too inclined to bring a pick axe to chisel through Canadian Shield granite to bury my stuff so I'm probably going to continue to hang my food. Just gotta hang it high enough and further away from a tree than a bear can reach, and like 97% of the time that is sufficient

No that's not...

newts posted:

I assume he meant bury your literal poo poo. A bear would have no problem digging up anything a hiker could bury.

Yes. And the rocks comment is just cus lazy people take shits and think a rock will magically cover their poo poo.

The PCT hang is irresponsible because tired people who think no one is looking or nothing happened so nothing is wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVyDzDtU5-U

tldr bears are smart, and will get used to finding possible food near poorly hung bags, and the bear population grows more brazen next year.

Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Sep 14, 2023

Hatedad
Dec 2, 2020

Vakal posted:

Give it a few decades and we'll all be eating this as our sole source of protein (along with crickets) unless you are ultra rich.

my first thought was “man if I was a creature that ate those I’d be in heaven”. Truthfully if maggots were well seasoned and prepared in such a way that it didn’t look like that, I’d still try a bite, gently caress it

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I’m guessing it was a shallow recently buried farm animal and a rainstorm wash away the topsoil?

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Android Apocalypse posted:

Bear canisters are becoming more accepted as the way to store food when backpacking thru bear country.

quote:

Not an urban legend: A bear in the Marcy Dam area of the Adirondacks has figured out how to open a BearVault. Be aware if camping there.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Willatron posted:

I just stay out of places bears live. They got no business with me nor I with them and I've never once had my food stolen by a bear as a result

Australian bears are so different. Ours may even buy you dinner but a whole lot of them have chlamydia so I guess it comes out in the wash.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
OH MY GOD WHAT'S THAT BEAR DOING TO ITS ANUS

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Vakal posted:

Give it a few decades and we'll all be eating this as our sole source of protein (along with crickets) unless you are ultra rich.

Can they make it taste like a Big Mac?

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

I love how the snake is clearly avoiding and moving away from the humans, and had almost made it to the safety of the trees on the shore, then this dipshit grabs it and flings it back toward the water from whence it is clearly trying to leave (and also flings it directly into people, but he was pretty clearly oblivious to that part).

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Scratch Monkey posted:

Can they make it taste like a Big Mac?

They've already made plant protein not-meat burgers so I can't see why maggot meal burgers would be any different.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Dick Burglar posted:

I love how the snake is clearly avoiding and moving away from the humans, and had almost made it to the safety of the trees on the shore, then this dipshit grabs it and flings it back toward the water from whence it is clearly trying to leave (and also flings it directly into people, but he was pretty clearly oblivious to that part).

nah I think he was throwing it at them on purpose

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Milo and POTUS posted:

OH MY GOD WHAT'S THAT BEAR DOING TO ITS ANUS

Were you intending this post for some other website?

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

Milo and POTUS posted:

OH MY GOD WHAT'S THAT BEAR DOING TO ITS ANUS

I STAPLE TAPEWORMS TO BY BEARNUS

Nancy
Nov 23, 2005



Young Orc
I kinda regret searching for that & I was unaware tapeworms were such a huge issue for salmon-eating bears. That is far from the only video of gross huge tapeworms hanging out a bear's butt.

dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.

Milo and POTUS posted:

So what is it?

It's a hole into the past.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Nancy posted:

I kinda regret searching for that & I was unaware tapeworms were such a huge issue for salmon-eating bears. That is far from the only video of gross huge tapeworms hanging out a bear's butt.

worms are a problem for salmon-eating everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtZi7nj-WYw

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Vakal posted:

Give it a few decades and we'll all be eating this as our sole source of protein (along with crickets) unless you are ultra rich.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZo2mbbCmKQ

Milo and POTUS posted:

OH MY GOD WHAT'S THAT BEAR DOING TO ITS ANUS

Perineum Sunning is perfectly natural and healthy :mad:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I have no issue with eating bug protein so long as it isn’t just eating a big whole. All meat is basically gory

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

Remember the Stinkymeat Project?

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Scratch Monkey posted:

I have no issue with eating bug protein so long as it isn’t just eating a big whole. All meat is basically gory

My sister and I basically said the same thing the first time we saw that scene. There's theories that the reason we like to eat crunchy things like potato chips is because our ancestors used to chow down on bugs to the point it became an evolutionary advantage :yum:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Milo and POTUS posted:

OH MY GOD WHAT'S THAT BEAR DOING TO ITS ANUS

It's just trying A Nu Start.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Busket Posket posted:

Remember the Stinkymeat Project?

it’s still up

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Scratch Monkey posted:

I have no issue with eating bug protein so long as it isn’t just eating a big whole.

What about a little hole?

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007


I hate that one’s gently caress around became someone else’s find out.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I'm fortunate that I live in a place where most of our backcountry camping is in designated sites in parks and protected areas, and nearly all of those sites have bear-proof storage lockers installed, with ample storage even when the campground is full. Plus outhouses and tent pads. It's pretty bougie up here.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Neito posted:

As someone who's not a camper regularly, how is the PCT Hang irresponsable, and what would the alternative be in your mind?

(This sounds sarcastic, but I'm asking in good faith)
The polite thing to do is to pack in enough food to share.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Takes No Damage posted:


Perineum Sunning is perfectly natural and healthy :mad:



T'aint misbehaving

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



The hills are alive
With the smell of taint burn

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Hatedad posted:

my first thought was “man if I was a creature that ate those I’d be in heaven”. Truthfully if maggots were well seasoned and prepared in such a way that it didn’t look like that, I’d still try a bite, gently caress it

Wriggle Rice!

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

Humphreys posted:

Wriggle Rice!

In the seventies New York garbage men sometimes called them disco rice. Honestly I’m just glad they’re not leaping like the cheese skipper maggots responsible for casu marzu.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Reminds me of the Texas woman who was mowing her lawn when a hawk threw a snake at her and then attacked her for it.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66446697

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Dick Fontaine posted:

worms are a problem for salmon-eating everything

This is why they hard freeze fish, even fish sold unfrozen, has usually been previously hard frozen. Salmon has so many worms and nematodes in it. If you ever see little circles or white lines in a salmon fillet those are nematodes. Generally one won’t see the tapeworm eggs.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
how to parent:

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Catastrophe posted:

how to parent:



Easier to grow a new set of legs than a bumper.

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