Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
Should I step down as head of twitter
This poll is closed.
Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

 
  • Post
  • Reply
redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Buce posted:

I bet musk was repeatedly betrayed and owned hard in Risk as a boy

I WILL own and hold ASIA!!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
musk is too big brain for a dumb old fashion table top game.

he played a tiger electronic Risk because its advance AI was a true challenge for his brain. and now he plays polltopia or whatever lovely mobile game his ket brain was obsessed

ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

Sentient Data posted:

Broke brains still need to be able to live, don't fall into the chud trap of only approving of support if it goes to the Good Ones

Natural step after making sure people can survive would be figuring out a plan for mental support

Oh nah, not saying we shouldn't support them either. Just commenting that doing away with money woes won't also suddenly make assholes go away.

Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord

kazil posted:

Tyson is absolutely a sexpest though

Yep

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

TulliusCicero posted:

So is the Pentagon legit mad at Musk?

Because if so lmao

Yes, but don't worry--he won't experience any consequences.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
If you're the kind of person who doesn't immediately betray any alliance they find themselves in because it'd be really funny to do so, I'd like to be your friend :)

syke you moron!! *sneak attax u* :twisted:

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Funny thing is that even if they did go away we might not notice since the autocomplete bots were trained on all that vitriol :awesomelon::hf::mad:

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

quote:

Musk is quoted as saying in the biography. That meant, for the next couple of years, he was subject to random drug tests. “Fortunately,” he said, “I really don’t like doing illegal drugs.”

-Elon "Why don't depressed people just constantly hit themselves with ketamine like me" Musk

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

armpit_enjoyer posted:



Can't wait for another Yacc tweet about #Sport

"I'm pretty much done with the app now."
-An addict who will be back to using the site within a week, if not 48 hours

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Time_pants posted:

Yes, but don't worry--he won't experience any consequences.

Taking control of Starlink military ops away from Elon without him raising a stink feels like there's some real stern threats behind the scene to me.

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Taking control of Starlink military ops away from Elon without him raising a stink feels like there's some real stern threats behind the scene to me.

Either that or money, but with money I think he’d still be talking… unless they were smart enough to add a threat like “if you tweet some bullshit about this being your decision we’ll make sure the truth gets out that we took it from you and rapped your knuckles” sort of thing.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

DRINK ME posted:

Either that or money, but with money I think he’d still be talking… unless they were smart enough to add a threat like “if you tweet some bullshit about this being your decision we’ll make sure the truth gets out that we took it from you and rapped your knuckles” sort of thing.

I think the Pentagon cares less about what he says than what he does.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


It says “X payments” right there!

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

SLOSifl posted:

It says “X payments” right there!

:lol: synergies!

The Modern Leper
Dec 25, 2008

You must be a masochist

Her lawyers became aware of an (apparently significant) amount of additional income, and are insisting that I contribute some of that to the care of my whole-rear end children.

Truly, white men are the Boers of the world.

EDIT: Jesus, the legal system is rigged against White men. Just a complete lack of self awareness

The Modern Leper fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Sep 15, 2023

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



i dunno bro, maybe you should go back to ancient greece where men didn't pay child support because they kept custody of the kids.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

his whole thing of finding weird racist posts and going "interesting" to boost them to his massive audience is so unbelievably lame. I'm sure he thinks he's being so clever with his one word replies.


Looking at this guy's posts I have a feeling its a parody account

Caesar Saladin fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Sep 15, 2023

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Elon Musk! I need legal counsel! Please advise!

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Ghostlight posted:

i dunno bro, maybe you should go back to ancient greece where men didn't pay child support because they kept custody of the kids.

didnt like all ancient greek and roman white stone statues and buildings have garish colors?

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



not necessarily garish, but yeah they painted stuff like pretty much everyone else because who would want to look at bare rock all the time.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Greek history was almost literally whitewashed.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Big lols if the payments were fake, late, inconsistent, or non-cash

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


New estimated payments based off monthly income increases, never gets paid by Elon again.

Geeze Jeff, you're doing really well for yourself!

Ya, I'm being a racist on Twitter now. Really good money in it

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Caesar Saladin posted:

his whole thing of finding weird racist posts and going "interesting" to boost them to his massive audience is so unbelievably lame. I'm sure he thinks he's being so clever with his one word replies.

Looking at this guy's posts I have a feeling its a parody account

its gotta be, the payments twitter have been putting out are virtually nothing

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Sentient Data posted:

Big lols if the payments were fake, late, inconsistent, or non-cash

Lmfao when he gets hit with a payment higher than his normal paycheck is.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Hey everyone! I'm here to let you know about a trick for wealth and success that (((they))) don't want you to know about. With this trick I was able to quit my job, travel all over the world, and duck child support payments (gently caress you, Brenda!). It's called being racist on Twitter X. And it could very well be your path to success and wealth if you are ready for a real redpilled grindset lifestyle.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Escape From Noise posted:

Hey everyone! I'm here to let you know about a trick for wealth and success that (((they))) don't want you to know about. With this trick I was able to quit my job, travel all over the world, and duck child support payments (gently caress you, Brenda!). It's called being racist on Twitter X. And it could very well be your path to success and wealth if you are ready for a real redpilled grindset lifestyle.

The (((they))) gave me a chuckle. Perfectly landed it

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Sports!

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004

happyhippy posted:

Rare metals.
Ukraine is full of Lithium, needed for electric car batteries.
Taiwan makes microchips for his cars too.

Elon is pretending to be buddy buddy with China and Russia in hopes of cheap materials laters.

You're over thinking it, Mush just wants someone who's powerful to tell him he's a smart and special boy. That's the start and end of it.

massive spider
Dec 6, 2006

armpit_enjoyer posted:



Can't wait for another Yacc tweet about #Sport

I’ve accidentally encountered CSAM online once before and it ruined my day to the point I couldn’t look at any porn for weeks after. I can’t conceive of finding it and immediately “going back to what you were doing”

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


https://youtu.be/p5hDFHu8a4w?si=3xBfAHpnuwHb_1rA

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Me, on X RN.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvNzhKTXweQ

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/TeslaGong/status/1702543736855810330?t=cA3-9vWEMSY8W6cYEr7EWQ&s=19

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Thank you for inventing workers' rights and favorable workplace conditions, Elom :911:

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

FoolyCharged posted:

-Elon "Why don't depressed people just constantly hit themselves with ketamine like me" Musk

Not illegal if you pay an unethical doctor to prescribe it!

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

...! posted:

:stare:

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/elon-musk-biography-wild-moments-1234824320/

How Tesla Freshened Up a Major California Freeway

...Caltrans did nothing until Tesla got through to someone there who happened to be a Musk fan and agreed to the paint job, on one condition: a tour of SpaceX for him and a few others. The trade was made.

Lol they bribed government officials.

California goons please report this.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

massive spider posted:

I’ve accidentally encountered CSAM online once before and it ruined my day to the point I couldn’t look at any porn for weeks after. I can’t conceive of finding it and immediately “going back to what you were doing”

"Oh my gosh, my eyes! How horrible! I can't believe it! Anyway..." *click*

"Oh no, it happened again! How heinous! Unforgiveable! Well, anyway..." *click*

"Ahhh anyway" *click*

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009
So I’m legitimately surprised Musk is subject to random drug tests.

PhazonLink posted:

sometimes i wonder if we had UBI and a bunch of other good stuff, would there still be a niche of semi neets raging about dumb poo poo?

the answer is probably still yes, but surelly it would be a lower amount.

Maybe we are thinking about different segments of people raging about things, but I don’t see lack of money or lack of (access to) mental health services as the issues with the worst people on the internet.

… Although typing it out, I guess you’re not talking about Tate, Peterson, etc., and rather are talking about their fans. Yes: the material conditions of their lives need to be improved, and cash and mental health care are probably the #1 and #2 responses to that. But they also need some role models - they are obviously yearning for “wisdom”and finding it in the wrong places - and for whatever reason it seems there is a vacuum of non-grifter, non-reactionary role models for feckless young men.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Considering what happened to Tony hsieh it makes sense people around him put him on constant drug checks but I suspect they just ask a handler and then smile in satisfaction of a job well done

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply