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Crab Dad posted:Easier to grow a new set of legs than a bumper. Well, you can build a new kid using unskilled labor, so it’s certainly cheaper. 
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Well, you can build a new kid using unskilled labor... don't ever talk to my wife again!
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That's awful but I'm glad they got him, bruises and all.
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Very easy to say from my office chair but I think if I were the first guy on the scene there I'd try to go backwards with him from where he could provably roll
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Pvt. Parts posted:Very easy to say from my office chair but I think if I were the first guy on the scene there I'd try to go backwards with him from where he could provably roll I thought this too but immediately thought I'm just being an rear end in a top hat I wouldn't think clearly either in the situation. However I wouldnt push my wheelchair in front of a train no matter how slow it's going.
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Put it in reverse, Terry, oh mah lawd!
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Sardonik posted:I STAPLE TAPEWORMS TO BY BEARNUS THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
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Comedy option: rotate the wheelchair 90º and just get pushed along. Should work alright until you get to the part of the track with ties.
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That seems like it got way past the point where I would have just yanked the guy out of the chair.
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Robert Facepalmer posted:Comedy option: rotate the wheelchair 90º and just get pushed along. Should work alright until you get to the part of the track with ties. So, like, ten feet?
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Robert Facepalmer posted:Comedy option: rotate the wheelchair 90º and just get pushed along. Should work alright until you get to the part of the track with ties. I always love when you post because I have av's set to be smaller and to not autoplay on the app so without fail I'll see yours and initially be like "who's this jackass with the Confederate fla... oohhh right" and then I click on it so it enlarges and animated s and without fail I watch it all the way through at least twice. Good stuff
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Well, you can build a new kid using unskilled labor, so it’s certainly cheaper. Speak for yourself 
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BiggerBoat posted:Speak for yourself I'm quite the cunning linguist, went to school for it and everything 
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Nobody has told Cassowaries that they are not Dinosaurs anymore, and I for one am not going to be the first to do so.
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This happened to me but the train was significantly further away. Jesus
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Catastrophe posted:Reminds me of the Texas woman who was mowing her lawn when a hawk threw a snake at her and then attacked her for it. holy poo poo that’s hilarious
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Buce posted:holy poo poo that’s hilarious It is simply God's curse upon anyone willingly living in Texas
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Buce posted:holy poo poo that’s hilarious That would be my lifetime achievement, if that was me. Yes, I'm the person that snakes and birds of prey rain down out of the sky onto. Check out how cool I am, nerd.
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Backbeat to the hottest upcoming NewRetroWave single sounding fire so far.
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There is sound, if you're brave enough. https://i.imgur.com/U3fapCZ.mp4
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That was me when I last had a sinus infection. Pulling ropes out of my nose in the shower.
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Forbidden mozzarella.
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Radio Paranoia posted:Forbidden mozzarella. pretty sure that's just an oysters, before they get sent to the factory and put in their shells for shipping.
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dr_rat posted:pretty sure that's just an oysters, before they get sent to the factory and put in their shells for shipping. theyre obviously prairie oysters
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I cannot watch a lot of gross videos like pimple popping poo poo but pulling that goop out of that cow's nose I'm fine with for some reason. Glad that cow can actually breathe properly now.
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the poo poo i saw in my parasitology classes i will never forget, just some of the most obscene body horror events imaginable
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Unperson_47 posted:I cannot watch a lot of gross videos like pimple popping poo poo but pulling that goop out of that cow's nose I'm fine with for some reason. Glad that cow can actually breathe properly now. I think it's easier to watch just because everyone knows how satisfying it is when you have a really bad blocked nose, you finally manage to dislodge it all, and all the gank just comes out. Like you just know that cow was having a much better day immediately after that.
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one of the worst things ive seen is a parasite infestation that's succumbed to another disease like a bacterial or fungal infection. parasites have a reason to avoid damaging the host but a secondary event doesn't and there are usually tertiary events and others it's a real mess
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Bug chasing in the 13th century was rough.
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BasicLich posted:the poo poo i saw in my parasitology classes i will never forget, just some of the most obscene body horror events imaginable Never been to a goon meetup, I take it
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