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How much longer is Twitter going to last?
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banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




I don't use Twitter. What is the point of paying to hide a like instead of just...not pressing the like button?

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OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart

banned from Starbucks posted:

I don't use Twitter. What is the point of paying to hide a like instead of just...not pressing the like button?

Because some senators/republicans cant help themselves.

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/tennessee-lt-gov-randy-mcnally-gay-instagram-1234694123/

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

banned from Starbucks posted:

...not pressing the like button?

This is some sick twisted poo poo man.

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!

Also see Ted Cruze and liking milf porn on twitter.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I think that he did that on 9/11, too.

:911:

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Boris Galerkin posted:

Also see Ted Cruze and liking milf porn on twitter.

Who knew I'd ever have anything in common with Ted Cruz.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



I'm pretty sure the 'hide likes' thing only exists now because Elon liked some kind of weird porn or something and everyone noticed

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

banned from Starbucks posted:

I don't use Twitter. What is the point of paying to hide a like instead of just...not pressing the like button?

I assume the person who made the post could still see you liked it, so you could still show support to your horrible bigoted pals without everyone else knowing. Protecting you from the woke mob who will cruelly cancel and criticise you just for your views and actions

Jon
Nov 30, 2004
a feature designed by and for foot fetishists

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


FlamingLiberal posted:

I'm pretty sure the 'hide likes' thing only exists now because Elon liked some kind of weird porn or something and everyone noticed
More like Elon has been liking one hell of a lot of racist and anti-Semitic tweets, and comment has been made.

It's always weird the semantics that accrete around actions. Back when "like" was "*" I never hit it unless I wanted to be able to find something later. Then they changed it to :h: and I stopped thinking of it as a bookmark. When I hit :h: , it can be any of "I like you", "I thought that was funny", "I'm sorry that bad thing happened to you", "Wow, that was interesting", and a bunch of other stuff. But I do put some personal weight on it; when I like something and then realize it was bad in some way, I go back and unlike it if it's easy to do so. So, yeah, :h: means some sort of approval, and if you :h: something about the Jews will not replace us, that is absolutely you endorsing it.

StumblyWumbly
Sep 12, 2007

Batmanticore!
Having one button that can mean 'I'm sorry that bad thing happened to you' or 'I thought this was funny' shows we are truly in a golden age for communication

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

It means “here is some attention I have gifted you” and people receiving it feel good in different ways depending on the context.

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

And it sucks

Clarste
Apr 15, 2013

Just how many mistakes have you suffered on the way here?

An uncountable number, to be sure.
I don't like liking things because I don't want the social media companies to know any more about me than they already do.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


evilweasel posted:

investors only tolerate that kind of stuff if the founder is regarded as competent instead of a burnout, and it is exceptionally rare historically, it's just a handful of tech companies had founders with the clout to do it at one moment in time because they, personally, were viewed as critical to the success of the company.

twitter did have a poison pill, but the thing you have to remember is: elon musk offered easily twice what twitter was worth. twitter is a for-profit company and wants to be bought for twice its value. its investors want it to be bought for twice its value. something that stops elon musk from dumping way too much money on twitter would have been bad for twitter.

plus dorsey is hardly someone you wanted to lock in as eternal god-emperor of twitter, the guy is a burnout moron, he just looks vaguely better than elon musk which is not high praise

I think we generally agree

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Wayne Knight posted:

It means “here is some attention I have gifted you” and people receiving it feel good in different ways depending on the context.

Ulta
Oct 3, 2006

Snail on my head ready to go.
An actual use case for the hidden like would be the person who runs Mr Beasts social media (aka huge accounts) could like posts of fans (followed by 10 people) made things or are just posting without bringing down a mob of bots on that person because the algorithm determines this post will have far outsized reach. Remember way back in the day when Conan had a contest to be a random fans friend? I think Penny Arcade had a kickstarter or something award where they would like a tweet

E: it will be used to hide that you agree with nazis

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The smaller towns got the Randy McNally Encyclopedia salesmen...

SgtSteel91
Oct 21, 2010

https://twitter.com/culturecrave/status/1703839660798292127?s=46

Oh, this for sure is going to kill Twitter if it ends up happening

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005
It will stamp out the bots in the same way that burning your house down gets rid of termites

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
How is he planning to charge for embeds? Or does that feature just go away

Mzbundifund
Nov 5, 2011

I'm afraid so.
He’s not planning anything, he’s flying by the seat of his pants just posting whatever idiotic idea comes to mind without thinking it through at all.

Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
strong vs. Earth attacks

SgtSteel91 posted:

https://twitter.com/culturecrave/status/1703839660798292127?s=46

Oh, this for sure is going to kill Twitter if it ends up happening

Embed is already dead or post removed. Gotta add screenshots when it comes to TwiX posts

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Professor Moriarty posted:

Embed is already dead or post removed. Gotta add screenshots when it comes to TwiX posts

https://twitter.com/DaveLeeBBG/status/1703814998626111785

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Charging money to use a website?!?

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
I really do wonder just how many accounts would go inactive if they required even just a one cent monthly fee.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



I want this to be the last nail in the coffin, but I think it's still open by the feet.

Teratrain
Aug 23, 2007
Waiting for Godot
Having to hand over any kind of payment details would immediately eliminate anyone who isn't already a blue check. A few of my friends still have accounts to follow stuff that hasn't migrated and I guarantee every single one of them would just be gone.

Even if reading stays free and posting becomes paywalled, nobody worth a poo poo is going to bother.

Teratrain
Aug 23, 2007
Waiting for Godot
Or perhaps more realistically, Elon openly and proudly announces that everyone gone must have been bots and continues to boast of his success as his 44 billion dollar purchase halves in value once again.

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."
I unironically wish more websites did charge you to use them, because so many of the problems with the modern internet stems from the fact that a website's actual users are frequently not the true customers.

This would probably involve major changes to how we use the internet, of course.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
We're already paying to use twitter, Elon, you massive syphilitic cock. People provide their labour by viewing ads, which is a service that Twitter makes money on.

Morrow
Oct 31, 2010
They were making money on it, until all the respectable advertisers left Twitter after they fired their public relations team and replaced them with Tay the Nazi Chatbot.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
I think if they canned the ads, more people would be willing to pay a small amount of money for a Twitter account, to be fair.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Nervous posted:

I really do wonder just how many accounts would go inactive if they required even just a one cent monthly fee.

i mean I'm not giving Elon my credit card number no matter how little he promises to charge it

Family Values
Jun 26, 2007


Rand Brittain posted:

I unironically wish more websites did charge you to use them, because so many of the problems with the modern internet stems from the fact that a website's actual users are frequently not the true customers.

This would probably involve major changes to how we use the internet, of course.

Yeah, we need more rent seeking behavior in our lives. The web should be like streaming video, where every service wants 15 bux a month (and still shows ads)

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Family Values posted:

Yeah, we need more rent seeking behavior in our lives. The web should be like streaming video, where every service wants 15 bux a month (and still shows ads)

Its the new version of that tiered internet access image that floats around every time net neutrality comes up in any legislative body, except the money goes to media companies instead of internet providers.

Wait, same thing. Silly me.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Family Values posted:

Yeah, we need more rent seeking behavior in our lives. The web should be like streaming video, where every service wants 15 bux a month (and still shows ads)

Making stuff and charging you to use it isn't rent-seeking.

The fact of the matter is that making stuff and putting it on the internet costs money, both directly in the form of bandwidth costs and programmer salaries, and indirectly through the fact that a lot of that content is coming from professionals who expect (or at least hope) to get paid for their work in some way. If we don't pay for it ourselves, then it's getting paid for by tech investors and advertising megaconglomerates, both of whom are funding it all to buy websites' complicity in squeezing us in all sorts of ways.

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!

Nervous posted:

I really do wonder just how many accounts would go inactive if they required even just a one cent monthly fee.

People get outraged when an app that they use every day charges $1, $3, $5 a year to use it, especially when it used to be free. $0.01 would prolly cause more outrage cause then you’d get the people saying “why not just make it free”.

But it’ll surely generate a lot of news so… I expect Twitter to make this change the next time Musk has a story he wants to drown out.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/mikescollins/status/1704686530307019032?s=20

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Whatever the 18th century woman pickled, it's giving that poor child leukemia

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