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Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF

tenderjerk posted:

lol this is loving insane

Doesn't have a wife to ask him that so he has to answer it himself

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Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
Thinking about the Roman Empire is a thing smart people do. You should try it

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


A tool for checking which sites Twitter is currently throttling links to https://themarkup.org/investigation...throttle_tester

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

a.lo posted:

He is very wealthy how could he be lonely

nobody likes him

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
woke up this morning and open palm slapped the roman empire into my brain

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1702824680963334629

he's moved on from personally stealing memes to having the corporate account steal IMC tweets

He is so unbelievably pathetic

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
wow, look at that cybertruck off-roading, impressive
https://twitter.com/day_to_Mars/status/1701794382398325025

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
trundling around like a lunar lander because i'm on farm track

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

ekuNNN posted:

wow, look at that cybertruck off-roading, impressive
https://twitter.com/day_to_Mars/status/1701794382398325025

This is offroad, eh? And it cuts to the same video again. Just ridiculously low effort. I think the multibillionaires of the world are just clowning on the rest of us now.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
lol they're just slightly behind the trend on the roman empire crap, of course imc stole it too

https://twitter.com/KelseyMLoo/status/1699232348196204806?t=Q5vaExoyabLK8hMupzk8LA&s=19

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


I hope that music is blaring out the speakers as to turn the ground malleable and wet with vibes

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

ekuNNN posted:

wow, look at that cybertruck off-roading, impressive
https://twitter.com/day_to_Mars/status/1701794382398325025

Reminding me of the armored recreational vehicle in Damnation Alley

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
it looks like a crash replay from the sega genesis 3D racing game "Hard Drivin'"

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022
i n n o c e n c e

d e f i n e d


STOP accusing Russell Brand of his crimes

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/theemodragon/status/1702713759431569498

lol what a bitch

Sir Tonk has issued a correction as of 13:53 on Sep 16, 2023

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Backed by Musk and Tate. My god, talk about being damned by association.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

FirstnameLastname posted:

i n n o c e n c e

d e f i n e d


STOP accusing Russell Brand of his crimes

Can't think of a better pair of character witnesses for this situation.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Arsenic Lupin posted:

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You should only rely on x, the everything app

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

petit choux posted:

Can't think of a better pair of character witnesses for this situation.

ghislaine and giuliani

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1702817202704195638
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1702824680963334629

he's moved on from personally stealing memes to having the corporate account steal IMC tweets

how long until he has the official twitter account reply to aoc asking her out?

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

The Saddest Rhino posted:

You should only rely on x, the everything app

X, you won't care

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022
kells, tell em i didn't do it

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

ekuNNN posted:

wow, look at that cybertruck off-roading, impressive
https://twitter.com/day_to_Mars/status/1701794382398325025

if you capitalize off-roading then people might think your compacted dirt road is treacherous

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Didn't Elong tweet that he hates the word "peace"? I didn't realize he was paraphrasing somebody.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Time for a little off roading *Drives near a pot hole* Woo boy,, a little to wild for my blood but luckily my Cybertruck can handle it

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



FirstnameLastname posted:

i n n o c e n c e

d e f i n e d


STOP accusing Russell Brand of his crimes

Russell Brand is literally the least shocking person accused of Sex Pestery I can think of

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Sir Tonk posted:

if you capitalize off-roading then people might think your compacted dirt road is treacherous

its got a silver deathtrap with poo poo visibility on it.
its dangerous

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Sir Tonk posted:

how long until he has the official twitter account reply to aoc asking her out?

I will ask aoc out (to prayer)

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Knowing musk he'd edit aocs account to say yes

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022
the cybertruck cant really be a good off-road vehicle because of the weight and the rear overhang

like you could lift it and put mudboggers on it but lol it's gonna cost a lot of range and off-roading with a battery powered car w/ no generator lol

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

ekuNNN posted:

wow, look at that cybertruck off-roading, impressive
https://twitter.com/day_to_Mars/status/1701794382398325025

lol I drive in more challenging terrain everyday on a 1.0 18 years old renault regular car

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:

ekuNNN posted:

wow, look at that cybertruck off-roading, impressive
https://twitter.com/day_to_Mars/status/1701794382398325025

that dirt track is objectively more of a road than most of I-40



show us your low polycount truck taking some 3 inch arizona potholes at the posted speed limit, coward

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


what happened was the UAW changed their profile pic so they automatically lost the blue check since they manually review that so you don't impersonate drug makers and cause them to lower their prices

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


ekuNNN posted:

wow, look at that cybertruck off-roading, impressive
https://twitter.com/day_to_Mars/status/1701794382398325025
I'm the broken rear window

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

shyduck posted:

I'm the broken rear window

I'm guessing it has cameras on the back because there's no way you can see through that window from the driver seat even if it wasn't broken.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

petit choux posted:

Didn't Elong tweet that he hates the word "peace"? I didn't realize he was paraphrasing somebody.



He was literally quoting Tybalt from Romeo and Juliet. I suspect he was specifically thinking of John Leguizamo's scene-chewing take on the character.

Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014
paint be like one of your terminal monkeys

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Upsidads posted:

its got a silver deathtrap with poo poo visibility on it.
its dangerous

good point

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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Zeroisanumber posted:

He was literally quoting Tybalt from Romeo and Juliet. I suspect he was specifically thinking of John Leguizamo's scene-chewing take on the character.

ty, didn't know he was.

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