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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Can we not lose a series to the DBacks again

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Acuña's out of the lineup after his calf cramp/strain yesterday, Harris will hit leadoff

not available off the bench either, a straight up rest day. good.

elentar fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Sep 16, 2023

tomanton
May 22, 2006

beam me up, tomato
The zipline cameras or whatever are a fun novelty at Seattle but seeing them five times an inning is getting old very quickly

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

elentar posted:

not available off the bench either, a straight up rest day. good.
Yeah fine by me, just take him out of the lucite case often enough to get to 40/40 and otherwise keep him there until the playoffs

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Ozzie!

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Austin!

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Pulled the stream up as Ozzie was rounding third, and now Riley is

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
nice that when your all-world MVP outfielder takes a rest day the top of the lineup immediately goes double-homer-homer in his absence

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Shuster immediately gonna piss this away, maybe there's something there for future seasons but he's shown nothing to indicate he has anything to offer this year's team

jfc Jared


feels like one where the Braves just nap through the rest

elentar fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Sep 16, 2023

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

doubt you can overturn this

tomanton
May 22, 2006

beam me up, tomato
How many innings since the last non-Vlad blue jay rbi? 25?

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


yeah this is the end of Jared shuster with the braves probably. and maybe the MLB at all, he's just straight up not good

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


another game of the Jays throwing away the best pitching they've ever had.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Some Numbers posted:

The fact that the Astros lost to the Royals and the Mariners couldn't capitalize is pathetic.

:agreed:

Don't worry, though. Five of our next eight games are against the Royals, so the M's will likely have five more quick chances to gain on us :suicide:

tomanton
May 22, 2006

beam me up, tomato

tomanton posted:

How many innings since the last non-Vlad blue jay rbi? 25?
I forgot they were shut out before the texas homerun so it's 35.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


In a different universe the Jays being so bad at base running is charming

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
lol that should have been an easy sac fly

Jays really don't want into the playoffs

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Money Mike!

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Bichette hosed the Jays there

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Olson ties the game and takes the Braves HR record!

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Olson ties the game and takes the Braves HR record!

really nice, majestic no-doubter too

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


VARSHO

tomanton
May 22, 2006

beam me up, tomato
Maybe this time they can actually small ball the third base runner over the line

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


This Jays team really knows how to gently caress with you.

tomanton
May 22, 2006

beam me up, tomato
That's what, 9 left on in the past four innings? Exquisite

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
The Jays really do not want to win this game

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
once again requesting that pitchers stop plunking Sean Murphy, even just on the toe

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
lol Merrifield

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

elentar posted:

once again requesting that pitchers stop plunking Sean Murphy, even just on the toe

How does he compare to Ty France

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Lol the blue jays fuckin stink

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

...! posted:

The Jays really do not want to win this game

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

Lol the blue jays fuckin stink

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
The Red Sox keep trying to hand the win to the Jays and the Jays keep saying no thank you :allears:

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


did Schneider forget that he was supposed to walk the guy there with .185 Story on deck?
actually forget it; he clearly wants this to end as much as I do.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

...! posted:

How does he compare to Ty France

nowhere close (32 to 18), though he's doing it in 2/3 of the plate appearances and unlike some of the other big HBP guys he really doesn't seem to be leaning into any of them

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"


I'm sorry, what?!

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, END! I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN!

tomanton
May 22, 2006

beam me up, tomato
I'm in exactly the right amount of pain

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

elentar posted:

nowhere close (32 to 18), though he's doing it in 2/3 of the plate appearances and unlike some of the other big HBP guys he really doesn't seem to be leaning into any of them

Even though I want the M's to lose as many games as possible, even I will concede that I don't think I've ever seen France lean into one. He just seems to be some kind of baseball magnet. The baseball just seems to find him somehow. For a long time the ball will look like it's gonna pass directly over the plate and then at the last second it'll suddenly turn and nail him.

It's odd.

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Doctor Skeleton
Nov 15, 2003

Can the Jays do a solid and lose finally please!?

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