NFC East 2023: Everyone's a Contender* (No, not really New York)

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Biggest disappointment of 2023?
	The Dallas Cowboys (gently caress 'em)
	The New York Giants
	The Philadephia Eagles
	The Washington Washingtons
	Myself for watching NFC East Clownball

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Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

The Giants have the worst starting six quarters since the 74 Baltimore Colts.

# ? Sep 17, 2023 22:40

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# ? May 24, 2024 06:13

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; Can't post for 14 hours!

Logan Thomas is dead (hyperbole)

# ? Sep 17, 2023 22:42

MrMojok: Jan 28, 2011

I was just going to ask if anyone had started off a season giving up 60 unanswered points in the first game and a half

# ? Sep 17, 2023 22:42

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Daniel Jones costs 40 mil against the cap next year

# ? Sep 17, 2023 22:43

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Daniel Jones costs 40 mil against the cap next year

He just showed why he's worth it. Giants comeback starts now!

# ? Sep 17, 2023 22:44

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Hey, Jalen Hyatt did a thing, that's kinda neat

*resumes drinking bleach*

# ? Sep 17, 2023 22:44

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

Febreeze posted:

Hey, Jalen Hyatt did a thing, that's kinda neat

*resumes drinking bleach*

that's twice i've seen him absolutely cook someone, he needs to be on the field more

# ? Sep 17, 2023 22:51

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

corn on the cop posted:

i thought the giants would regress into being mediocre but this is hysterical

68-7 point differential

# ? Sep 17, 2023 22:56

pro starcraft loser: Jan 23, 2006; Stand back, this could get messy.

Howell to McLaurin was sexy as hell.

# ? Sep 17, 2023 23:28

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

The Cardinals are who we thought they were

# ? Sep 17, 2023 23:56

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

This Commanders game is a good football game. I about wrote it off at the start of the 2nd, but gently caress me they got mad and clawed back. Both Del Rio and Bienemy have adjusted and it�s working!

# ? Sep 17, 2023 23:58

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; Can't post for 14 hours!

wow I take back everything I said about Danny Dimes he's elite. drat Daniel.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:12

yea ok: Jul 27, 2006

Dallas Cowboys

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:14

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

yea ok posted:

Dallas Cowboys

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:14

Ayudo: Mar 30, 2006

Dallas might not lose a game

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:14

The Dave: Sep 9, 2003

Giants Super Bowl bound

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:17

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

The Dave posted:

Giants Super Bowl bound

Danny Dimes road to Super Bowl MVP has begun

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:18

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

*ahem*

NFC BEAST!

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:20

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

The Giants? Bitch?

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:20

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Mr. Nice! posted:

He just showed why he's worth it. Giants comeback starts now!

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:21

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

yea ok posted:

Dallas Cowboys

Disgusting if true

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:22

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

As long as number 11 remains healthy, cowboys be winning.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:22

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

NOBODY COUNTS OUT ONE DANIEL DIMES. NOBODY.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:24

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

fartknocker posted:

gently caress em

Like the cowboys hosed the giants in week one?

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:27

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Also nfce is back baby

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:29

MrMojok: Jan 28, 2011

Jets were 1/10 on third down today, and had 215 total yards.

I know it�s not the same thing as facing the SF or Philly offenses, but the Dallas D does look pretty scary so far.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:30

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

HOLY loving CLOWNBALL

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:45

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

RWB doesn't save the day.

6-0 outside of the division. :smuggo:

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:47

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Giants are the best team in the division, perhaps the league

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:47

pro starcraft loser: Jan 23, 2006; Stand back, this could get messy.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the 7-1 NFC East

That win by DC was disgusting, we're going to be crushed by any half decent team.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:48

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

I refuse to let any nfce team lose outside of the division now

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:50

Yudo: May 15, 2003

The WFT can't play with the Cowboys or Eagles, but hey, they are completing forward passes so I'm happy. Got to keep expectations real.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:51

predicto: Jul 22, 2004; THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Yudo posted:

The WFT can't play with the Cowboys or Eagles, but hey, they are completing forward passes so I'm happy. Got to keep expectations real.

Howell looks good

when he's not being crushed into paste by three defensive linemen every other play

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:55

Sex_Marxist: Dec 14, 2016; I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON

Football is Good, and the NFCE is the Best

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:56

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

I heard rumors Daboll took over playcalling at halftime which might explain why the Giants offense started working all of a sudden

# ? Sep 18, 2023 01:03

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Febreeze posted:

I heard rumors Daboll took over playcalling at halftime which might explain why the Giants offense started working all of a sudden

Giants offense after the half was facing some weak, soft coverage in the flats that they took advantage of. Gannon kind of completely abandoned what was making them win in the first half.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 01:10

Yudo: May 15, 2003

predicto posted:

Howell looks good

when he's not being crushed into paste by three defensive linemen every other play

Howell took a lot of sacks in college; he needs a better clock. Some he has no chance, others he has to know who is blocking for him, and that patting the ball for 4 seconds isn't going to work out. He certainly has an arm, can move a bit, and seems mentally tough.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 01:12

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 01:34

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Scary fuckin Terry
https://twitter.com/Commanders/status/1703535438974112191?s=20

Clownball at its finest
https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1703555510257987750?s=20

# ? Sep 18, 2023 01:34

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# ? May 24, 2024 06:13

Mind_Taker: May 7, 2007

NFC East Clownball™ meets Russell Wilson Bullshit™

# ? Sep 18, 2023 01:45

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