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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

site posted:

i know we like to meme that obi fucks but afaik we don't even know if obi ever even hit first base. and tbh i have a hard time believing most of the people who are trained from childhood that passion leads to the dark side are actually capable of disentangling those sorts of emotions in a healthy way

We all saw how they reacted to each other when they reunited.

There is no way he didn't get at least on the way to home.

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ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is
jar jar binks fucks

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Korkie is strongly hinted to be Anakin's kid with Satine.

Obi wan is gonna be devastated

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Sorry, there's a character named Korkie?

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Someone imagine I gave Gina Gershon's character in 1996 lesbian crime thriller Bound Mandalorian armour.

Marsupial Ape
Dec 15, 2020
the mod team violated the sancity of my avatar
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Korkie_Kryze

Apparently, he’s kicking around, somewhere.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Korkie Kryze is the Nephew of Duchess Satine. He's too close in age to Bo-Katan to be her son and they have no other siblings, which is the supposed smoking gun in the theory

3 Action Economist
May 22, 2002

Educate. Agitate. Liberate.
Cross-posting from the Cosplay thread:

3 Action Economist posted:

I had an amazing weekend at Granite State Comic Con, and this is absolutely my favorite photo from the event:



(I'm the officer deservedly being punched.)

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



u wouldn't punch a space nazi in glasses would u?

the hell i wouldn't!

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
From watching someone doing a breakdown of all the times Anikin pointlessly spun his lightsabre before becoming Vader (and this one time after) I'm starting to think maybe Anikin is just meant to be a showoff and it came off weird instead

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

Shoehead posted:

From watching someone doing a breakdown of all the times Anikin pointlessly spun his lightsabre before becoming Vader (and this one time after) I'm starting to think maybe Anikin is just meant to be a showoff and it came off weird instead

The guy that said spinning is a neat trick and gives Inquistors spinny lightsabers?

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Shoehead posted:

From watching someone doing a breakdown of all the times Anikin pointlessly spun his lightsabre before becoming Vader (and this one time after) I'm starting to think maybe Anikin is just meant to be a showoff and it came off weird instead

It felt less like showing off and more like how a stereotypical cop (like from the old Loony Toons cartoons) plays with his nightstick

galenanorth fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Sep 19, 2023

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Have we done Maul in the Family yet?

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Married with Younglings

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Did they actually deage Hayden? He looks amazing here.



Hope he shows up more. :3:

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

There's some filtering going on in that photo.

There's another Anakin line in the trailer that hasn't been said, so I expect he shows up again. Maybe the finale.

Vinylshadow
Mar 20, 2017

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Married with Younglings

Anakin as Al, Padme as Peggy, Chewie as Buck, Luke as Bud, and Leia as Kelly?

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Shoehead posted:

Korkie Kryze is the Nephew of Duchess Satine. He's too close in age to Bo-Katan to be her son and they have no other siblings, which is the supposed smoking gun in the theory

Do we know what years satine and bo-katan were born in

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Vinylshadow posted:

Anakin as Al, Padme as Peggy, Chewie as Buck, Luke as Bud, and Leia as Kelly?

Snap Wesley as Seven

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Vinylshadow posted:

Anakin as Al, Padme as Peggy, Chewie as Buck, Luke as Bud, and Leia as Kelly?



Mon Mothma and her shitbag husband as Marcy and Jefferson

Vinylshadow
Mar 20, 2017

site posted:

Do we know what years satine and bo-katan were born in

We know their father died 42BBY, during the Clan Wars, which means Satine and Bo-Katan were probably born shortly before or up to 9 months later

Obi-Wan was born 57BBY

bentacos
Oct 9, 2012
"When Bo-Katan was a child, she took the Mandalorian Creed by performing a Mandalorian initiation ritual in the Living Waters in the Mines of Mandalore, and was showered with gifts, while Adonai looked on proudly"

I don't know at what age you take the creed, but I guess Bo-Katan is at least in her 60s by the time of the Mandalorian?

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
There is no way Satine is 15 years younger than Obi-Wan. They fell in love as teenagers just after she assumed her Dad's title. They're of an age, and so is Bo-Katan who Satine grew up with. Bo-Katan is in her early to mid 60s in the Mandalorian.

zelah
Dec 1, 2004

Diabetes, you are not invited to my pizza party.
Wait Obi-Wan was only 57 when he died??

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

zelah posted:

Wait Obi-Wan was only 57 when he died??

Living alone in the desert really ages a fella

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
57 in the 70s and 80s is different than 57 now.

Stars aren't allowed to age anymore lol.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

zelah posted:

Wait Obi-Wan was only 57 when he died??

Would you believe Alec Guinness was only 63 when playing him?

zelah
Dec 1, 2004

Diabetes, you are not invited to my pizza party.
I hope Ewan McGregor doesn’t look like that in 10 years.

Jehde
Apr 21, 2010

I'm so glad Hayden is back in force lately. Would also love to see more of his Anakin being sprinkled in whatever makes sense. Some will be annoyed with going back to the Skywalker well constantly, but let Hayden act the role he always deserved.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

maybealabia posted:

Living alone in the desert really ages a fella

Even paying a visit. Boba Fett is like 40 and look at him nowadays. those twin suns must really take it out of your skin.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

skasion posted:

Even paying a visit. Boba Fett is like 40 and look at him nowadays. those twin suns must really take it out of your skin.

I assume they just didn't quite get the cloning right


Which reminds me, I can't wait for live action Omega in the movie katnissing the poo poo out of everybody

La Louve Rouge
Jun 25, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Actors not looking their character's ages at all is a hallmark of the franchise

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

maybealabia posted:

I assume they just didn't quite get the cloning right

Alternative explanation: growing up in the wholly artificial environment of Tipoca City left Boba with a reduced immune tolerance ill-suited for life of slumming it across the rear end end of the galaxy. He wanted the helmet back because it contains his inhaler

mweber
Dec 24, 2003
Who’s the Bossk?

Thanks to the We Hate Movies podcast.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


IG-88 is Enough

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
The Magnificent HK-47

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

mweber posted:

Who’s the Bossk?

Thanks to the We Hate Movies podcast.

Bossk's ship is the Hound's Tooth, a Yv-666 is so grim dark dumb

mweber
Dec 24, 2003

HootTheOwl posted:

Bossk's ship is the Hound's Tooth, a Yv-666 is so grim dark dumb

Is that like a space conversion van? He have room to sleep in there?

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

mweber posted:

Is that like a space conversion van? He have room to sleep in there?

It's like a narrow van yeah. He drew teeth on it though instead of a sick wizard.

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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



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