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yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Zeppelin Insanity posted:

Remember when the US military said the F-35 was fully operational and in service and then Lockheed Martin said it will take another 4 years to write the software to fire the gun, and until then the gun does nothing.

That was some years ago. I wonder if the gun works now.

On a more serious note, yeah I think guns are good. The US has tried to get rid of guns from planes many times and it's always been a mistake. That said, the J-20 should be understood in the context of a high\low mix with Flankers, which are the world's most manoeuvrable dogfighters with the exception of the Su-57, of which only a handful exist. China operates a huge fleet of Flankers. The J-20s job is not dogfighting. Incidentally, the US also says the F-35's job is not dogfighting, and that dogfighting is stupid in general, so I doubt the US will be really trying to get into a dogfight with the J-20.

The other thing is that if the US was at war with China, it would likely mostly rely on Hornets from carriers, and F-16s from local vassals. Neither of those is an F-35.

an f35 shot itself with its own cannon so yes it does work now

https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/aviation/a35938986/f-35-shoots-itself/

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Nov 2, 2005

https://twitter.com/bnonews/status/1703893198349717887

https://twitter.com/abcnews4/status/1703889543437426937

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
i like pilots who don't lose their planes

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!
it’s gonna turn out they Donnie Darko’d someone’s house lol

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
poor f35, thought of ants and bolted

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Like horses f35s are prone to startling easily and injuring themselves.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
They will find the body remain of the F35 mix with the bones of DB Cooper.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/archaeo_concern/status/1703878823878516926?t=_UT6zIIBUK1lYE6l-Rf_NQ&s=19

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

The Oldest Man posted:

i'll defer to any us military pilot who's seen air to air combat

yeah i'll wait

Sgt. BalloonPopper reporting for duty

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
https://twitter.com/TeamCharleston/status/1703898175138894214?s=20

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

yellowcar posted:

an f35 shot itself with its own cannon so yes it does work now

https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/aviation/a35938986/f-35-shoots-itself/

lmfao how is every story about the f35 funnier than the last

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf

yet more proof that stealth is just marketing BS

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
You know what's funny? F35's fat body. There is no way to you shoot a movie starring F35 that can make the plane look sexy from 90% of the angle. It's just so fat.

The only movie F35 can star in is National Lampoon's Misadventures.

stephenthinkpad has issued a correction as of 02:50 on Sep 19, 2023

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1703854163774382466

quote:

The Marine Corps acting commandant, Eric Smith, on Monday issued a two-day stand-down to take place at some point this week for all aviation units both inside and outside of the United States, a spokesman told ABC News.

The move was made in the wake of a "mishap" with an F-35 fighter jet in South Carolina on Sunday outside Joint Base Charleston, where it had taken off from, according to military authorities.

That craft has not yet been located, though the military continues to search.

No Marine Corps units are allowed to fly until they have a two-day discussion about safety measures and procedures, the commandant said in a service-wide email on Monday. While Smith said he has full confidence in the aviation units, he said he felt this was the "right and prudent" thing to do given both this incident and another recent incident in Australia.

A Marine Corps spokesperson said in a statement on Sunday that the missing F-35's pilot "safely ejected from the aircraft. We are currently still gathering more information and assessing the situation. The mishap will be under investigation."

A spokesman at Joint Base Charleston said the jet was left on autopilot when the pilot ejected.

White House spokesman John Kirby said later Sunday on MSNBC that the U.S. still didn't know where the F-35 is, and he said he didn't know more about the reported mishap.

"We're staying in touch with the Pentagon as much as we can," he said. "Right now, we just don't know where that aircraft is. We're glad that pilot was able to eject safely [and we're making] sure he gets the medical care he needs."

"First thing, we need to literally try to find the aircraft. Then they'll have a chance to talk to the aviator when they get a chance," he said.

ABC News' Ben Gittleson, Nathan Luna, Noah Minnie and Martha Raddatz contributed to this report.

wait, what happened in Australia?

https://twitter.com/USMC/status/1695760700952445201

Oh of course an Osprey

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Kazzah posted:

yet more proof that stealth is just marketing BS

doing another print run of "we're sorry, we didn't know it was supposed to be invisible" t-shirts

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

stephenthinkpad posted:

You know what's funny? F35's fat body. There is no way to you shoot a movie starring F35 that can make the plane look sexy from 90% of the angle. It's just so fat.

The only movie F35 can star in is National Lampoon's Misadventures.

It's kind of telling that pilots will talk it up to the press as a wonder weapon but it's nicked-named Fat Amy

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

two days of safety briefings! for everybody! nothing of value will be learned!

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

the x-32, boeing's competing design, looked even fatter

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Delta-Wye posted:

two days of safety briefings! for everybody! nothing of value will be learned!
even Linus Tech Tips shut down for a week

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

yellowcar posted:

the x-32, boeing's competing design, looked even fatter



he's just such a happy little murder boi

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

yellowcar posted:

the x-32, boeing's competing design, looked even fatter



I especially like how the air intake looks like it's hinged so it can gobble up biscuits and things

Also you will never convince me that plane lost in trials for anything other than being gently caress ugly

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


yellowcar posted:

the x-32, boeing's competing design, looked even fatter



absolutely lost because the Air Force brass were by this time used to nothing but unopposed domination of the skies, and didn’t want to pick an ugly plane. essentially so tired of winning they were spending their days rearranging the set dressing.

did this thing actually fly well? in a universe like ours where this won, would they still be losing planes left and right for no reason?

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

yellowcar posted:

the x-32, boeing's competing design, looked even fatter



pareidolia the plane

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

yellowcar posted:

the x-32, boeing's competing design, looked even fatter



The end result of trying to make a plane that does literally everything is physics intruding.

Artists vision: the plane from 2005 stealth movie

Delivered: a duck

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Kazzah posted:

yet more proof that stealth is just marketing BS

it'll have it's luneberg lenses on

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK

Slavvy posted:

I especially like how the air intake looks like it's hinged so it can gobble up biscuits and things

Also you will never convince me that plane lost in trials for anything other than being gently caress ugly

what was the point of the trials anyway? it is still being developed 30 years later.

Ardennes
May 12, 2002
It had a simpler but weaker VTOL system, but it probably didn’t it would have been more awkward in the sky than it’s competition. Boeing hadn’t designed a fighter in decades so there would have been some kinks to work out.

Boeing at one point was making street cars as well. They weren’t great.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Ardennes posted:

It had a simpler but weaker VTOL system, but it probably didn’t it would have been more awkward in the sky than it’s competition. Boeing hadn’t designed a fighter in decades so there would have been some kinks to work out.

Boeing at one point was making street cars as well. They weren’t great.

quote:

Professor Seymour Melman partially blamed the use of a longtime defense contractor. Boeing Vertol's customary client (US Department of Defense) was relatively budget insensitive, more tolerant of cost overruns, and had sufficient funding and workforce to conduct complex maintenance, all contrary to the needs and abilities of a municipal transit agency.[44] The design team primarily had experience in aerospace design, not rail vehicles,[45] did not make a serious effort to gain that experience, and did not design for ease of maintenance. In some cases, portions of the SLRV had to be disassembled by acetylene torch to access components.[44]

Boeing marketed the SLRV as a system and took the role of an integrator, subcontracting the design and fabrication of major components to external suppliers from places as far as Germany, Japan, and the United Kingdom. This approach created uncertainty in component delivery dates and essentially precluded prototype testing in favor of meeting contracted schedule milestones, turning MBTA and Muni into, effectively, beta testers for the SLRV.[44] Because no prototype testing was conducted prior to vehicle delivery, the appropriate identification and stock levels of spare parts could not be established before delivery, and MBTA was forced to cannibalize SLRVs for parts to maintain fleet availability during the early years of operation.[44]

Other specific problems with the SLRV include but are not limited to:

Derailments on tight curves,[10] which would seriously damage the car's articulation section, itself problematic as Boeing designed its own articulated section so as to avoid obtaining a license from overseas builders such as Duewag.[citation needed]
Another major problem was the shorting of electrical systems and premature failures in the car's motors and propulsion systems. Boeing used a relatively advanced chopper control system for the cars as insisted by the federal government. While such systems have been implemented successfully in many subway, light rail and trolley bus systems, the systems installed in Boeing's cars were found to be overly-complicated for the transit systems' use.[citation needed] It is however unclear how problematic this was as chopper control did prove to be commonplace in the United States into the early 1990s.
The SLRVs came equipped with overly complex plug doors, which were originally intended to accommodate high-platform operation for Muni in the Market Street Subway. Boeing established a requirement to have the doors automatically reopen if an obstruction was encountered while closing in order to avoid crushing passengers;[37]: 146  the firm initially charged with designing the doors successfully met this requirement, but made the doors too sensitive: the doors would recycle upon closing, as it detected a normal closure as an obstruction and would recycle the doors. Boeing hired another subcontractor to redesign the doors, stipulating that fewer components should be used.[44] These doors would frequently short circuit and caused a significant nuisance for the MBTA. The transit agency later attempted to correct the issues with the plug doors by adding a wider rubber strip and eliminating the recycling circuit, but the issue was not fully resolved until the mid-1990s, when MBTA retrofitted all Boeings with much more reliable bi-fold doors.[16]
The corrosion of car shells was another major issue. Cars are constructed primarily of low-alloy, high-tensile steel except for a stainless steel roof panel.[4] As both Boston and San Francisco are on the ocean, the cars were particularly susceptible to damage from sea spray. Some cars barely saw a decade of service before being withdrawn due to corroded bodies, as their bodies were shipped from Japan as deck cargo through the Panama Canal and spent a further amount of time sitting outside the Boeing plant near Philadelphia before being assembled and delivered.[citation needed]
The blended braking system incorporating a single mechanical disk brake on each axle with the resistive brake on the powered trucks was labor-intensive to maintain and unreliable. For the succeeding Type 7 cars delivered by Kinki Sharyo, MBTA chose to use a mechanical-only pneumatic braking system.[46]
The Boston cars' air-conditioning units were originally mounted under the car, and constantly sucked in dirt and debris from under the car. The MBTA later modified 76 SLRVs with roof-mounted air-conditioning units to address this.
The Acousta Flex composite resilient wheels that were originally fitted to the SLRV tended to fail in service and during testing; the bond failed between the elastomer and the wheel rim, which led to the wheel coming apart and also eliminated the electrical path to ground, as conductors were used between the wheel hub and rim. The Acousta Flex wheels were out of production by 1981.[47]: 9, 11 

Rodney The Yam II
Mar 3, 2007




crepeface posted:

lmfao how is every story about the f35 funnier than the last

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

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Ardennes
May 12, 2002
What is the matter with a rathole?

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Ardennes posted:

What is the matter with a rathole?

full of rats

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Delta-Wye posted:

full of rats

Housing for our furry friends

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

oh great, you activated ratboy

91823_2
Sep 18, 2023
the united states taking an 'asian' stance towards saudi arabia

91823_2
Sep 18, 2023


Mantis42 posted:

oh great, you activated ratboy

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Delta-Wye posted:

full of rats

:3:

FrozenGoldfishGod
Oct 29, 2009

JUST LOOK AT THIS SHIT POST!



yellowcar posted:

the x-32, boeing's competing design, looked even fatter



That poor pigeon is morbidly obese :(

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


that plane is clearly saying "guh huh," à la goofy

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