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The Killing Jelq posted:It is extremely low in fat (around 0.5%) and it has a powerful penetrating smell. I've repeatedly asked you to stop identifying venn diagrams I partially overlap in
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ColTim posted:"Fart Proudly" (also called "A Letter to a Royal Academy about farting", and "To the Royal Academy of Farting") is the popular name of an essay about flatulence written by Benjamin Franklin c. 1781 while he was living abroad as United States Ambassador to France.[1][2] This letter was Ben Franklin trolling the British by saying "you guys think you're so smart why don't you make your farts not stink?" It's pretty great.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:This letter was Ben Franklin trolling the British by saying "you guys think you're so smart why don't you make your farts not stink?" It's pretty great. Andre 1800
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:This letter was Ben Franklin trolling the British by saying "you guys think you're so smart why don't you make your farts not stink?" It's pretty great. ben franklin invented daylight saving time as a goof on the dummies who wanted it, and now people think it's real. that makes me so mad
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However, the story about Widlar bringing a goat to trim the lawn in front of his office, retold by The New York Times after his death,[14] was incorrect.[19] It was a sheep, not a goat;[69] Widlar brought her in his Mercedes-Benz convertible for just one day, which included a photo op for the local journalists.[19]
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prefect posted:ben franklin invented daylight saving time as a goof on the dummies who wanted it, and now people think it's real. that makes me so mad we should have more date/time fuckery imo, keep people & machines on their toes.
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Sep 15, 2023 15:35
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The Killing Jelq posted:It is extremely low in fat (around 0.5%) and it has a powerful penetrating smell. this is the grossest looking cheese i've ever seen lmao
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Sep 15, 2023 17:27
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fool of sound posted:this is the grossest looking cheese i've ever seen lmao i would eat that cheese
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Sep 15, 2023 17:51
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fool of sound posted:this is the grossest looking cheese i've ever seen lmao Impressive, in a world where casu martzu exists
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fool of sound posted:this is the grossest looking cheese i've ever seen lmao turn on your foreskin
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Sep 15, 2023 18:14
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he claimed that Denver, Colorado would be struck by a ray from space that would cause all metal to adopt the qualities of rubber, leading to horrific accidents at amusement parks.
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Jabberlock posted:he claimed that Denver, Colorado would be struck by a ray from space that would cause all metal to adopt the qualities of rubber, leading to horrific accidents at amusement parks. *boioioningngng* Aaaa-hooo-hu-hu-huyie
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Horrific? Or hilarious?
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Jabberlock posted:he claimed that Denver, Colorado would be struck by a ray from space that would cause all metal to adopt the qualities of rubber, leading to horrific accidents at amusement parks. one of jonny's ham experiments probably do just this
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Carthag Tuek posted:i would eat that cheese 
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DJ Commie posted:one of jonny's ham experiments probably do just this jonny taps into a 500 kV transmission line and mad sciences himself up a gigawatt transmitter
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Sep 16, 2023 02:12
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yes.
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"Old Eighty-Six": The origin of this nickname is unclear. According to rumour it either referred to his height or to the length of his penis,[34] which was said to measure up to a pile of 86 Mexican silver dollars when erect.[35][36][a] Mexican silver dollars were a common currency in China at the time.[38]
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Grum posted:"Old Eighty-Six": The origin of this nickname is unclear. According to rumour it either referred to his height or to the length of his penis,[34] which was said to measure up to a pile of 86 Mexican silver dollars when erect.[35][36][a] Mexican silver dollars were a common currency in China at the time.[38] From afar, Mount Tai looks blackish, Narrow on top and wide at the bottom. If you flipped it upside down, It would be narrow at the bottom and wide on top.
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 Description English: Pouring one out Date 31 August 2020 Source Own work Author LittleT889
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Regardless of the term's literary use, anything that meets the broad definition of a "map" that describes the location of a "treasure" could appropriately be called a "treasure map."
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not worthless, just neatquote:As a consequence of the scandal, a total of 27,000,000 litres of wine (corresponding to 36 million bottles or seven months' worth of Austria's total wine exports at the pre-1985 level) had to be destroyed by the West German authorities, which had confiscated or otherwise collected the wine. Doing this in an environmentally acceptable way proved to be something of a challenge, because DEG was incompatible with sewage treatment plants. In the end, the wine was disposed of and destroyed by being poured into the ovens of a cement plant as a cooling agent instead of water.[6] In Austria it was reported that the wine, mixed with other agents, was used as a road antifreeze in the particuarly severe continental winter of February to March 1986.
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Malloc Voidstar posted:At the time of Charlie's execution in 1923, it was claimed that he had killed five people, had appeared in over 180 films, and was over 150 years old,[8] and at least some[weasel words] of that was partially[weasel words] true.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_comedians
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so many good jokes here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l80t8anzVO4
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The recent trend of consumption of hangover-release in Korea is reflecting a change in consciousness.(2019) It's called "Nasimbi." In the past, the older generation in Korea placed importance on the sense of community "we," but recently, super-individualism that values "I"'s own satisfaction is rapidly under way. And that change is reflected in many industries as well as the hangover market. As a concrete example, people have increased interest in healthy eating and "health" such as drinking alone and home drinking. For his health, more customers are looking for a hangover product even though he drank a little. In addition, the value of consumer spending, which happily opens its purse to slightly more expensive products for health, is expanding. This trend is now further driving growth in the hangover and beverage market.[4]
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A similar jocular glyph (called "double-dot wide O") has been suggested as a phonetic symbol for the "nasal-ingressive velar trill", a paralinguistic impression of a snort, due to the graphic resemblance to a pig snout.
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The character was proposed for inclusion into Unicode in 2007 and incorporated as character U+A66E in Unicode version 5.1 (2008). The representative glyph had seven eyes. However, in 2021, following a tweet highlighting the character, it came to linguist Michael Everson's attention that the character in the 1429 manuscript was actually made up of ten eyes. After a 2022 proposal to change the character to reflect this, it was updated later that year for Unicode 15.0 to have ten eyes.
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A legitimate biblically accurate unicode character 
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Fannette Island was the home of Captain Dick "Them's my toes" Barter from 1863 to 1873
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i mean, it's true, the torah literally forbids it, why do you think the orthodox jews look how they do
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i don't think that's in the thread because its veracity is in question
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Is it specifically razors? Can you shave with some other tool?
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Carbon dioxide posted:Is it specifically razors? Can you shave with some other tool? finding inventive new ways to rules lawyer g-d is pretty much a longstanding judaic tradition
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god likes when you use the brain that he gave you
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imagine god were real, what a sick motherfucker that would have to be now imagine you're in charge of figuring out what does and doesn't piss it off
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the best judaism hack is still the eruv problem: god has decreed that you cannot do certain things outside of your home on the sabbath solution: redefine "home" to cover the entire neighborhood, go hog wild
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haveblue posted:the best judaism hack is still the eruv you are missing the best part which is how they actually accomplish this. what defines the inside of your home? why, the walls that enclose it, of course. so if the neighborhood were walled, you could consider it as one large home. now that neighborhood wall, surely it would need at least one gate, so that people can enter and leave. well, what if we made the entire wall out of gates? that is, we will string up a high wire on poles so that it encloses the neighborhood. the poles are the only "wall" parts of the wall. everywhere else is a gate. mission accomplished god loves it when you rules-lawyer him like this. but what if some rear end in a top hat gets up on a ladder and cuts the wire? now the wall is broken, and you are violating god's law. so you better believe they check before each sabbath!
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can't do work on the sabbath, and actuating electrical switches counts as work, so you can't press elevator buttons. solution: sabbath mode on elevators that automatically cycles through every floor in the building
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