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May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Do you think kicking your own rear end feels more like kicking someone’s rear end, or getting your rear end kicked

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Above all, it feels...righteous

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



I heard marilyn manson had his shin removed so he could kick his own rear end

Devonaut
Jul 10, 2001

Devoted Astronaut

I heard they pumped rod stewart's rear end and found seven prosthetic legs

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
like a one legged man in a skating contest.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Devonaut posted:

I heard they pumped rod stewart's rear end and found seven prosthetic legs

i heard it was the gerbil that richard gere was alleged to have hidden away

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Relyssa posted:

I heard marilyn manson had his shin removed so he could kick his own rear end

laughed aloud at this thank you

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Relyssa posted:

I heard marilyn manson had his shin removed so he could kick his own rear end

lol

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Rubberduke
Nov 24, 2015

Tree Bucket posted:

I'm trying to fit in the guinea pig's inability to produce vitamin C.
(Just like another noted species, the noble human)

You could call it not-c pig, but then that would just be a cop. :rimshot:

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?



That machines's a fraud and it's inhumane. Y'know the only thing you get when you put sparkling mice in this sham? Pain!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Lobok posted:

That machines's a fraud and it's inhumane. Y'know the only thing you get when you put sparkling mice in this sham? Pain!

Why did you coat the dead science mice in glitter you sick gently caress?!

Get them out of our lab, this instant! :byodood:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Is there like a reverse of that machine which turns soup-like homogenate into mice?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

dr_rat posted:

Is there like a reverse of that machine which turns soup-like homogenate into mice?

Did nobody ever tell you the birds and the bees? :ohdear:

Okay, well, when a Mommy Mouse and a Daddy Mouse love eachother very much, they get certain urges...

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


dr_rat posted:

Is there like a reverse of that machine which turns soup-like homogenate into mice?

Evolution, I guess

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

mrpwase posted:

Evolution, I guess

I don't have 3.7 billion years to wait! The other machine takes 30 seconds!

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Did nobody ever tell you the birds and the bees? :ohdear:

Okay, well, when a Mommy Mouse and a Daddy Mouse love eachother very much, they get certain urges...

Faster... still not 30 seconds. Why biology so lazy!!!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Guys they had this on lockdown centuries ago

https://www.wired.com/2014/06/fantastically-wrong-how-to-grow-a-mouse-out-of-wheat-and-sweaty-shirts/

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Despite being mouse magic it still takes the same time as normal mice pregnancy.

What crappy magic. Maybe the incarnation would work better with clean shirts.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Look at :airquote: Dr. Rat :airquote: over here

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Data Graham posted:

Look at :airquote: Dr. Rat :airquote: over here

They're Dr Rat, not Dr Mouse. Nobody's an expert at everything, you know. :colbert:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Hey I only know Rat medicine. Who knows how those mice weirdos work.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

dr_rat posted:

Hey I only know Rat medicine. Who knows how those mice weirdos work.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Data Graham posted:

Look at :airquote: Dr. Rat :airquote: over here

Dr. Rat you say?

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Paladinus posted:

Dr. Rat you say?


He should switch to ginger ale

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

WHAAAAAT!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




drat this Francesco Redi dude was some kind of 17th-century gigachad

quote:

Having a doctoral degree in both medicine and philosophy from the University of Pisa at the age of 21, he worked in various cities of Italy. A rationalist of his time, he was a critic of verifiable myths, such as spontaneous generation.[8] His most famous experiments are described in his magnum opus Esperienze intorno alla generazione degl'insetti (Experiments on the Generation of Insects), published in 1668. He disproved that vipers drink wine and could break glasses, and that their venom was poisonous when ingested. He correctly observed that snake venoms were produced from the fangs, not the gallbladder, as was believed. He was also the first to recognize and correctly describe details of about 180 parasites, including Fasciola hepatica and Ascaris lumbricoides. He also distinguished earthworms from helminths (like tapeworms, flukes, and roundworms). He possibly originated the use of the control, the basis of experimental design in modern biology. A collection of his poems first published in 1685 Bacco in Toscana (Bacchus in Tuscany) is considered among the finest works of 17th-century Italian poetry, and for which the Grand Duke Cosimo III gave him a medal of honor.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Paladinus posted:

Dr. Rat you say?


Hi Impunity, I'm dad!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

How kafkaesque

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
Please no meat touching ma’am

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Cocaine Bear posted:

How kafkaesque

I knew this was coming, so why did it bug me?

pig labeled 3
Jan 3, 2007

maybealabia posted:

I knew this was coming, so why did it bug me?

Does it actually bug you, or is this a metaphor

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Phlegmish posted:

drat this Francesco Redi dude was some kind of 17th-century gigachad

He's just like me

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

The soup-like homogenate is only called polytron if it comes from a genuine Polytron machine, otherwise it's

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Does soup count as a soup-like homogenate?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Tree Bucket posted:

Does soup count as a soup-like homogenate?

Most soups are pretty chunky and not homogenated. Maybe tomato soup?

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Kaiju15
Jul 25, 2013

As seen in Death Stranding 2

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Tree Bucket posted:

Does soup count as a soup-like homogenate?

Is the game Rogue a rogue-like? Is Doom a Doom clone?

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