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bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
if you have an op shop nearby they probably have a copy for like $2

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Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Whoforthenwhat posted:

Wonder why bee keepers aren't keen to collect them? Especially as bee population is in decline at the moment and is responsible for a shitload of our food and plants being pollinated.

Because of varroa mites.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Funky See Funky Do posted:

About 35c in Syd, about 28c in the mountains, there's a strong north westerly blowing and everything is tinder dry.

As Infinitum said last night. I hope everyone has their evac plan set.

Cannot wait for tonight's cool chnge.

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Lolie posted:

Because of varroa mites.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-20/varroa-mite-eradication-efforts-abandoned-australia/102876418

its all hosed now. I wonder how long we can keep them out of WA

Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009

Fucks sake. Hope you people over in your own Country State of WA can keep it away.

Really not liking this alternate timeline much.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
its okay the fires will get rid of the mites

and the bees

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Incompetent manager continues to create havoc with her dodgy recruitment processes.

Nine of the people in my daughter's IT team are Nepalese. One of the guys hired from an agency told manager weeks ago that he needed evidence of his employment to submit for his visa renewal. Manager decided a letter from her would suffice. Everyone else knew it wouldn't and it didn't.

His visa expires on Friday and it is now a race against the clock. Today manager asked for a copy of his most recent resume. This means HR still doesn't have everything they need to give him a letter of offer and a new contract. His visa is totally dependent on him working X hours per week in IT (he can't even work in anther field).

Daughter started the week willing to try to make peace with manager. It lasted 24 hours.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Monday morning: Go to clients house to take him to the gym. Find him half naked behind a bakery out of his gourd huffing paint.

Tuesday: Same client was nowhere to be found for a doctors appointment.

Today: Not home, nowhere to be found in town from any of his associates or family or government agencies. Whelp he missed his FIRST parole meeting. And at 5 this afternoon surprise surprise here he stumbles through our front door stinking of boxwine wanting to be taken down the river to see his mates.

Let's see how tomorrow goes taking him to a psych appointment.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Humphreys posted:

Monday morning: Go to clients house to take him to the gym. Find him half naked behind a bakery out of his gourd huffing paint.

Tuesday: Same client was nowhere to be found for a doctors appointment.

Today: Not home, nowhere to be found in town from any of his associates or family or government agencies. Whelp he missed his FIRST parole meeting. And at 5 this afternoon surprise surprise here he stumbles through our front door stinking of boxwine wanting to be taken down the river to see his mates.

Let's see how tomorrow goes taking him to a psych appointment.

What could possibly go wrong?

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Where else are you mean to get baked, if not a bakery?

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Humphreys posted:

Monday morning: Go to clients house to take him to the gym. Find him half naked behind a bakery out of his gourd huffing paint.

Tuesday: Same client was nowhere to be found for a doctors appointment.

Today: Not home, nowhere to be found in town from any of his associates or family or government agencies. Whelp he missed his FIRST parole meeting. And at 5 this afternoon surprise surprise here he stumbles through our front door stinking of boxwine wanting to be taken down the river to see his mates.

Let's see how tomorrow goes taking him to a psych appointment.

Geeze, I thoguht I had it rough with the old mate who wants some more RAM for his Linux box who also told me about the 5g activating covid vaccines (boring) and then went on to tell me about "globalists" and exactly what he'd do to Bill Gates if he was in a room with him

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

kirbysuperstar posted:

and exactly what he'd do to Bill Gates if he was in a room with him

kissing?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


kirbysuperstar posted:

Geeze, I thoguht I had it rough with the old mate who wants some more RAM for his Linux box who also told me about the 5g activating covid vaccines (boring) and then went on to tell me about "globalists" and exactly what he'd do to Bill Gates if he was in a room with him

Thats my GOOD clients I deal with on the daily.

SwissDonkey
Mar 29, 2007

I've been enjoying your work posts and trying to figure out exactly what it is you do Humphreys, is it disability support or social work?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


SwissDonkey posted:

I've been enjoying your work posts and trying to figure out exactly what it is you do Humphreys, is it disability support or social work?

Disability primarily, but I get rented out. I come from a VERY different professional background but funnily enough my mother was big in Youth Justice and now here I am following along.

SwissDonkey
Mar 29, 2007

Humphreys posted:

Disability primarily, but I get rented out. I come from a VERY different professional background but funnily enough my mother was big in Youth Justice and now here I am following along.

Thanks mate, I appreciate the context. You've had such a coloured employment history in so many different fields (gleamed from your posts) that I was stumped with this one. Hope this client starts playing ball for his own sake, good lord

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
rent boy?

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013


you'll address me as Sir and I'll pay the rent when I loving feel like it.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


SwissDonkey posted:

Thanks mate, I appreciate the context. You've had such a coloured employment history in so many different fields (gleamed from your posts) that I was stumped with this one. Hope this client starts playing ball for his own sake, good lord

Yeah theres a heck of a lot over the decades. Variety is the spice of life I say and great to experience different things from different perspectives. I honestly don't think he will, he has family inside and some lovely family outside...

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
If anyone else ever felt like they needed more Inglorious Basterds, go watch a Finnish action film called Sisu. It's one very angry Finnish gold miner (and former Commando in the Winter War) against a division of Nazis during the close of WW2.

It's loving amazing, and very gratuitous in its violence. :gibs:

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

Carth Dookie posted:

you'll address me as Sir and I'll pay the rent when I loving feel like it.

rent man

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Neddy Seagoon posted:

If anyone else ever felt like they needed more Inglorious Basterds, go watch a Finnish action film called Sisu. It's one very angry Finnish gold miner (and former Commando in the Winter War) against a division of Nazis during the close of WW2.

It's loving amazing, and very gratuitous in its violence. :gibs:

Trailer for the lazy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NnPzpuU5ao

It's fantastic.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Humphreys posted:

Trailer for the lazy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NnPzpuU5ao

It's fantastic.

I sincerely recommend only watching about the first minute of the trailer, because past that it starts showing some of the best parts of the movie. And oh are they good :allears:.

Throwing that landmine out of the smoke at a soldier's face has gotta be one of my top-ten favourite action movie kills :magical:

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
im confused bc that doesnt look like lapland

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/jennineak/status/1704111710796226664

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Neddy Seagoon posted:

If anyone else ever felt like they needed more Inglorious Basterds, go watch a Finnish action film called Sisu. It's one very angry Finnish gold miner (and former Commando in the Winter War) against a division of Nazis during the close of WW2.

It's loving amazing, and very gratuitous in its violence. :gibs:

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Neddy Seagoon posted:

If anyone else ever felt like they needed more Inglorious Basterds, go watch a Finnish action film called Sisu. It's one very angry Finnish gold miner (and former Commando in the Winter War) against a division of Nazis during the close of WW2.

It's loving amazing, and very gratuitous in its violence. :gibs:

oh THATS what youtube movies keeps recommending to me. Interesting. Might go watch it. thanks

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
sifu is about kung fu fighting though

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Just ripped half my usual dose and my tongue went numb. Going on a journey guys, wish me luck.

:okpos:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Carth Dookie posted:

Just ripped half my usual dose and my tongue went numb. Going on a journey guys, wish me luck.

:okpos:

Get the Gizz on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njk2YAgNMnE

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Carth Dookie posted:

oh THATS what youtube movies keeps recommending to me. Interesting. Might go watch it. thanks

That's honestly how I learned of it too.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I watched dirty harry 5 recently

It was pretty bad

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Job interviews are designed for psychopaths, there are few things that I hate more in life, just walking into pure misery and I have another one tomorrow. I'm not even really shy or anything, I just despise them. I can't imagine how you'd do if you were a properly nervous and quiet person.

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Caesar Saladin posted:

Job interviews are designed for psychopaths, there are few things that I hate more in life, just walking into pure misery and I have another one tomorrow. I'm not even really shy or anything, I just despise them. I can't imagine how you'd do if you were a properly nervous and quiet person.

if you can get into the right mentality they kinda rule. use them to decide if you actually want that job or not; ask them about annoying poo poo in your career you wish previous employers would have addressed and so on.

if you go into them deciding you'll find out if you're getting a job or not then yeah it's just an awful load of stress and worry.

easier said than done though

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?

Caesar Saladin posted:

I can't imagine how you'd do if you were a properly nervous and quiet person.

I bumble my way through them and am truly shocked when I get an offer. When I'm nervous I tend to talk really quickly but I guess the upside of this is that I get more info across? It's hard and I hate doing them :(

Also I work in HR so extra comedy there :rolleyes:

bee fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Sep 20, 2023

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
I've done 2 job interviews in 15 years in my industry and they were both pretty much to check if I was some kind of weirdo, as they had seen my work already and pretty much decided to hire me. Makes for very different and more relaxed experience when you both know the people on the other side of the table have seen and like your work.

In previous jobs I had a pretty good hit rate, I suspect because I'm tall and could fake a confident demeanour well enough

EoinCannon fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Sep 20, 2023

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Certainly not stressful and anxiety inducing going over your bug out bag because there is a non insignificant chance that you will have to use it

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

The whole process of applying for jobs is insane.

Just begging and lying about how much you want a thing that you would not otherwise want to do if not for the ever present threat of homelessness.

ili
Jul 26, 2003


I guess I'm fortunate, for the last couple of decades I've been mostly able to get jobs that are generally fairly interesting with lots of fun puzzles to solve, to the point that if I didn't need the money any more I would have likely kept working anyway because the challenges were enjoyable. Interviews still suck arse though, self-promotion and whatnot don't come terribly easily and it can be difficult to break down intuitive thinking into those situation task action dealies they need to hear.

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ErKeL
Jun 18, 2013
For the last 10 years I've gotten jobs and promotions off mates or becoming friends with coworkers at social events.

Applying for jobs is an absolute poo poo show though I just get nothing back from employers or I get a call and the job offer is like 10-30k less than it's advertised as.

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