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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Handsome Ralph posted:

There's a trade deal being negotiated that has been placed on mutual hold, so that might be the extent of it.

nz is in the middle of similar negotiations too, i wonder if anything will come of it

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
When Trudeau calls, I will simply bribe him personally.

We will have a perfect phone call. :smugdon:

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Probably watched too much Americans but wondered why India went with sending masked men to shoot the guy near a Sikh temple when that would 100% draw massive heat when they could have stabbed him in a parking lot or his garage & made it plausible it was a robbery, then remembered how France’s intelligence service responded to Greenpeace protesting nuclear tests & realized sometimes countries make mistakes.
The lack of deniability is part of the point. They want to make a point that not only can they kill perceived enemies in other countries, but that they can trivially get away with doing so with minimal repercussions. See also: Russia and Skripal.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Poor satire, reality has taken it out behind the woodshed and administered a solid beating for going on 8 years now but brave souls like New York Times Pitchbot keep on keepin' on.

https://twitter.com/DougJBalloon/status/1703932159176622554

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Here's a story out of New South Wales, Australia. A reporter was trying to figure out what happens when the department of Births, Deaths, and Marriages rejects a baby's name. She tried contacting the government office and she couldn't get a sufficient response. So since she was about to have a baby, she decided to name her baby something stupid that would obviously get rejected to find out what happened.

Naturally, government being government no matter where you're from, missed it. So, the reporter got to welcome her lovely baby Methamphetamine Rules to the world.

https://www.news.com.au/entertainme...68179a84667d92b

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Investigative Journalism isn't dead!

Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010



Comrade Blyatlov posted:

joke's on them, trudeau wants to make drat sure the wildcard canada/indian war of 2023 kicks off the apocalypse

boy's not gonna miss his chance

The French-Canadian and Indian War, surely

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The House is having a real, real normal one:

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1704217748941787574?t=dnltYP3TqLdBwSbsa9GlXw&s=19

https://twitter.com/MattLaslo/status/1704194792760951011?t=25DR2c_PssbpYCIpay_e8g&s=19

https://twitter.com/AccountableGOP/status/1704179642737819983?t=ea2Y53340I7AtM_RyLWcZA&s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Sep 19, 2023

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
So wait what the gently caress happened

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Wasabi the J posted:

So wait what the gently caress happened

Republicans in the House can't even get the RULE approved. This was basically the agreement to set the ground rules for debate / considering their completely insane defense bill. They can't even get to voting on a bill that would be killed to death in the Senate.

For instance, here's the status of a Continuing Resolution vote:

https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1704239195852591468

Absolutely nothing can get out of the House right now. The Republicans are too busy sniping at each other and they don't even know what they're sniping at each other about. Can't even process hard-right messaging bills.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
There hasn’t been this much chaos in the House chamber since January sixth 2021.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


I just accepted a tentative offer from the Department of the Air Force so if the shithead Rs could please not shut down the government, I'd appreciate that

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nick Soapdish posted:

I just accepted a tentative offer from the Department of the Air Force so if the shithead Rs could please not shut down the government, I'd appreciate that

I’m “essential” so I don’t get time off.

Wah

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


Crab Dad posted:

I’m “essential” so I don’t get time off.

Wah

Same. At least I mostly telework now. Last time it sucked to have to go to the office so I could sit there not answering emails in case essential work came in for my team to do.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Soylent Pudding posted:

Same. At least I mostly telework now. Last time it sucked to have to go to the office so I could sit there not answering emails in case essential work came in for my team to do.

At least my office isn’t in a heavily restricted area.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Cenobites portaling in and immediately deciding to peace out when they see that it's GOP House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy holding the Lament Configuration - :cenobite: "We're all about exploring the edges of physical experience but even we have limits, you sick degenerate"

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1704196541647311153?t=G1QUrL3QAZLv0C9nIiWWBQ&s=19

"Bitch betta have my money".

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Loooooooooool

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I'm very happy that Fetterman got the help he needed and seems to be recovering quite a lot from the stroke. Really is the ideal senator for giving the finger at the institution - effective, but still carries the proper "go gently caress yourself" temperament towards everyone involved. Usually most flamethrowers forget the effective part.

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/1704519645460316367?t=K7Xd8QzLICf4_iI3xUKrpw&s=19

https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1704521243045564618?t=afFrfUDag7qgL7S3zz7FWQ&s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Sep 20, 2023

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


https://x.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1704480041554395609?s=46&t=SkW94bDM2QmmLP6FBxgJMw

:laffo:

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Can Fetterman be my spirit guide? I'll go back home and do a spirit walk to Sheetz if that's what it takes.

...probably still get Turkey Hill iced tea though.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

if the house stops being assholes Fetterman will pick up some crudite at wegner's market

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

facialimpediment posted:

I'm very happy that Fetterman got the help he needed and seems to be recovering quite a lot from the stroke. Really is the ideal senator for giving the finger at the institution - effective, but still carries the proper "go gently caress yourself" temperament towards everyone involved. Usually most flamethrowers forget the effective part.

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/1704519645460316367?t=K7Xd8QzLICf4_iI3xUKrpw&s=19

https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1704521243045564618?t=afFrfUDag7qgL7S3zz7FWQ&s=19

There is only one answer to that:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
CLUB'S

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”

OddObserver posted:

There is only one answer to that:


We should have burned the South to the ground after the Civil War, Southern white society didn't have any redeeming factors and contributes nothing to the US. It's still a cultural backwater of ignorant racists and bigots to this day.

Finally managing to escape the South in my late 20's showed me how utter backwards that shithole is, and how much better other parts of the country are. Imagine what the US would be like if the South wasn't a bastion of conservatism.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Mustang posted:

We should have burned the South to the ground after the Civil War, Southern white society didn't have any redeeming factors and contributes nothing to the US. It's still a cultural backwater of ignorant racists and bigots to this day.

Finally managing to escape the South in my late 20's showed me how utter backwards that shithole is, and how much better other parts of the country are. Imagine what the US would be like if the South wasn't a bastion of conservatism.

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020
Wow this place looks more and more like freep every time I read some unhinged screed about how sections of the United States should be burned to the ground.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Grip it and rip it posted:

Wow this place looks more and more like freep every time I read some unhinged screed about how sections of the United States should be burned to the ground.

Counterpoint: they weren't part of the United States. They deliberately chose not to be, even!

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Grip it and rip it posted:

Wow this place looks more and more like freep every time I read some unhinged screed about how sections of the United States should be burned to the ground.

Huge slam on the Detroit Free Press out of nowhere

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
Reconstruction was a failure and Red states across the country, many of them in the South, are gleefully putting targets on the backs of gay and trans people, passing laws against teaching black history and anything else "woke".

I suppose it's a wonderful place to live if you're straight, white, conservative and christian though.

As a white Southerner with roots in the South that go back to the 1600's: the South is a loving cesspit.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Grip it and rip it posted:

Wow this place looks more and more like freep every time I read some unhinged screed about how sections of the United States should be burned to the ground.

Uncle Billy thought the same.

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

Grip it and rip it posted:

Wow this place looks more and more like freep every time I read some unhinged screed about how sections of the United States should be burned to the ground.

What is "freep"?

I don't want to google it and still not have a clue.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

ASAPI posted:

What is "freep"?

I don't want to google it and still not have a clue.

:freep:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



ASAPI posted:

What is "freep"?

I don't want to google it and still not have a clue.

Free Republic, the ur-chud forum.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Still think Newsom/Fetterman 2024 would be a powerhouse ticket that would cleanup on downballot races. I know Newsom isn’t ideal but he has national profile & contempt for maga nonsense & Fetterman is becoming one of the most popular Dems nationally. Know we’re gonna get stuck with Biden/Harris limping across the finish line but oh well.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/status/1704491984835011059?t=Szd-fiylemppjb-0BgPdww&s=19

"Do they make one of those orange jumpsuits in my size? Were gonna have to report my actual dimensions!"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Offer him time off his sentence if he'll undergo a public weighing.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

ASAPI posted:

What is "freep"?

I don't want to google it and still not have a clue.

Now you must come with us. Taste our pleasures! No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering. We have such sights to show you! We'll tear your soul apart!

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3790452

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Remember when he asked if he’d “go out like Stan Chera”?

Good times.

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