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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


YOLOsubmarine posted:

Why the gently caress would Peanut Tillman be the guy breaking this news to the head coach and GM?

he is a literal Fed, he must be working the Bears Crimes division

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


YOLOsubmarine posted:

Why the gently caress would Peanut Tillman be the guy breaking this news to the head coach and GM?

He works for the FBI

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

hughesta posted:

this season has exploded in such spectacular fashion so quickly even the cynical Bears fans in my life have whiplash

I was dead serious when I said we weren't at Trestman/Cutler/Kromer yet on sunday/monday.

It is now Wednesday of Week 3 and we might already be reaching further than things were week 13 during Trestman Season 2.

Goddamn.

Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Why the gently caress would Peanut Tillman be the guy breaking this news to the head coach and GM?

He's an FBI agent now.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

R.D. Mangles posted:

he is a literal Fed, he must be working the Bears Crimes division

Lol, I had no idea. Everything about the Bears is so wild this year

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



This is the most interesting thing the Bears have done in months

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches

Dexo posted:

I was dead serious when I said we weren't at Trestman/Cutler/Kromer yet on sunday/monday.

It is now Wednesday of Week 3 and we might already be reaching further than things were week 13 during Trestman Season 2.

Goddamn.
poo poo changed so fast

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/kfishbain/status/1704576725839917534


WE ARE SO loving BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Lmao things are great

https://twitter.com/kfishbain/status/1704576725839917534?t=FjqhsV5jCQlx7kDur78_YA&s=19

Roseo
Jun 1, 2000
Forum Veteran

Someone got yelled at after his presser.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
To be fair, I think Fields is right when the media ran with something missing the full context

https://twitter.com/BrettKollmann/status/1704577653393736174

like he's not throwing getsy under the bus, he's just saying he has to play a bit more naturally.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

If it's a hoax it's a very entertaining one

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
This will all trace back to Sam Hurd somehow

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Been a banner year for Chicago sports

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

fishing with the fam posted:

Why are the Bears?

I went to look it up and it turns out it was actually the Bears doing the raiding!!

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/bears-raid-krispy-kreme-doughnut-van-making-deliveries-alaska-military-rcna105769

Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Good news for the Bears. If its an awful scandal and they handle it like the NHL did with the blackhawks, then the bears will get Caleb Williams.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


What happened with the Blackhawks?

Roseo
Jun 1, 2000
Forum Veteran

Danny LaFever posted:

Good news for the Bears. If its an awful scandal and they handle it like the NHL did with the blackhawks, then the bears will get Caleb Williams.

But there's no draft lottery to fix...

Roseo
Jun 1, 2000
Forum Veteran

SKULL.GIF posted:

What happened with the Blackhawks?

One of their coaches was sexually assaulting kids and it was swept under the rug and he was kicked out of the org, but given a reference to be a high school coach where he kept doing it and was eventually caught.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Danny LaFever posted:

Good news for the Bears. If its an awful scandal and they handle it like the NHL did with the blackhawks, then the bears will get Caleb Williams.

It very much seems like they are not handling it poorly tbf.

Like I don't think George McCaskey is good at his job, but like by all reports, and especially by how he reacted to a rando blog post about the Racism and his family's past wrt the throwback jerseys that were played in when they banned black players from the NFL.

George really really seems like a decent enough human being, who just sucks at being the owner of a football team.

https://twitter.com/PFF_Brad/status/1704579708686344510

seems like uh news is getting around, someone will probably post a sourced report soon.

Dexo fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Sep 20, 2023

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Roseo posted:

One of their coaches was sexually assaulting kids and it was swept under the rug and he was kicked out of the org, but given a reference to be a high school coach where he kept doing it and was eventually caught.

The video coach was sexually assaulting at least one player, which to be fair was a (non-minor) kid at the time. And then the org enabled him to continue his poo poo at the high school level. I believe everyone involved in the cover-up is gone, including the owner who died a few months ago.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Dexo posted:


seems like uh news is getting around, someone will probably post a sourced report soon.

Here's a Bears podcaster referencing the same thing:

https://twitter.com/dave_bfr/status/1704574964869869570

trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023
Why can't we just have fun jokes about Peanut Tillman punching gambling evidence out of the coach. Why does it have to be this


Eberflus's weird evasiveness now makes a shitload of sense, though, I jumped the gun being worked up about that. I don't think anyone could have expected this though

trevorreznik fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Sep 20, 2023

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

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https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1704581989771198652?t=nRtIvA1_E5BraJrLzo6skQ&s=19

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


... "self-inflicted"??

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

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SKULL.GIF posted:

... "self-inflicted"??

Basically "He did this poo poo to himself, he's the only one that can be blamed"

E: given both the Blackhawks and Northwestern the Bears are probably going to be emphasizing that they had no involvement whatsoever with whatever Williams did

Hot Diggity! fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Sep 20, 2023

JGdmn
Jun 12, 2005

Like I give a fuck.
loving hell. Bears finding new and awful ways to be lovely. What a morning.

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



Man, I was looking forward to making fun of this, not being disgusted by it.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Someone in the Week 3 N/V thread says 'flus resigned.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Hot Diggity! posted:

Basically "He did this poo poo to himself, he's the only one that can be blamed"

E: given both the Blackhawks and Northwestern the Bears are probably going to be emphasizing that they had no involvement whatsoever with whatever Williams did

There is a fundamental difference if this is true, unless we find out waaaay more.

Like Northwestern it was something that had gone on for decades, and everyone knew, with the Blackhawks the people in power were told and were told something to the effect of, this will be a distraction and a hurt for our chase to the Cup.

I doubt Alan Williams told the Bears leadership he was really really into child porn, last year and they just were like nbd, we'll keep your secret.

If any of this is true at all anyway.

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


You Can't Make This Stuff Up: The 2023 NFL Season Script

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

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Dexo posted:

There is a fundamental difference if this is true, unless we find out waaaay more.

Like Northwestern it was something that had gone on for decades, and everyone knew, with the Blackhawks the people in power were told and were told something to the effect of, this will be a distraction and a hurt for our chase to the Cup.

I doubt Alan Williams told the Bears leadership he was really really into child porn, last year and they just were like nbd, we'll keep your secret.

Yes that is exactly what I'm saying and why the Score said it was self-inflicted. I just wouldn't be surprised if the Bears make a statement to the effect of "holy poo poo we had absolutely no loving clue" due to other recent institutional failures.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1704586689652437107?t=P6HmimX77zDodl4Ar3aURA&s=19

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Hot Diggity! posted:

Yes that is exactly what I'm saying and why the Score said it was self-inflicted. I just wouldn't be surprised if the Bears make a statement to the effect of "holy poo poo we had absolutely no loving clue" due to other recent institutional failures.

Sorry misparsed the statement then.

I thought you were saying they were gonna try and downplay and distance like Northwestern and the Blackhawks did, as if it's something that the Bears need to do, other than saying gently caress that guy and fire him.

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

remember when the Bears were just Boring Bad, not Interesting Bad. kinda miss those days

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

There’s rumors in the NV thread it’s for CP stuff, which would be :stare:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Speaking of lingering mysteries, Bakhtiari confirmed he wasn't boycotting the turf on Sunday. His knee wasn't functioning.

https://twitter.com/ByRyanWood/status/1704587778778903006

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/RobElgasABC7/status/1704578023817642460?t=PJF4lStnHdwQs_s3bS5kmw&s=19

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?
This smells of a Chicago Style Pizza-Gate thing. Except true.

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

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https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1704588973765501404?t=Dnb_VVYUJHyZZ-QnQuCqUQ&s=19

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