Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
bringing this thread news of a copgoon meltdown bc lol

Branis posted:

I may be a fat,lazy cop, but at least i'm not a war criminal like the rest of these baby killers in GiP

Branis posted:

The fact is every group of americans can rightly spit in my face and say ACAB but you piss baby storm troopers for the empire can never, and will never pretend you are superior to us. If you troops refuse to realize that and come in here acting like you aren't absolute scum then just delete this thread and ban all the cops.


Actually just ban me, this place is dumb as hell now and the world would be a better place if every troop killed themselves, followed by every cop.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

HiroProtagonist posted:

bringing this thread news of a copgoon meltdown bc lol

Troops > cops

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

HiroProtagonist posted:

bringing this thread news of a copgoon meltdown bc lol

banning all cops does sound like a good idea :hmmyes:

Someone go make the SAD thread

skipmyseashells
Nov 14, 2020
cops can’t handle getting shot at so the rage is always one way from them

I was gonna say cop goons are the lowest of the low but I guess there’s been a lot of pedos permabanned, stiff competition

Armacham
Mar 3, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

Honky Mao posted:

Troops > cops

I agree that they should both all kill themselves tho

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

Honky Mao posted:

Troops > cops

Troops are just the cops of the developing world. That dude was right

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

HiroProtagonist posted:

bringing this thread news of a copgoon meltdown bc lol

lol, why isn't that a perma?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RandomBlue posted:

lol, why isn't that a perma?

because he's right

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Stravag posted:

It's at time like this you have to wonder, what's the deal with the thin blue line? Does it really matter what color the line is as long as a cop is dangling on the end of it? If his feet dont reach the floor he's becoming one of the few good cops

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

God dam they don't gently caress around in the troops vs cops thread. Stravag just going straight for the jugular. We all gotta step up our game in this thread. Goons are starting to say we don't even hate cops that much here.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
lmfao

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

now that’s a fine how do you do!

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

HiroProtagonist posted:

bringing this thread news of a copgoon meltdown bc lol

KomradeX posted:

That dude was right
yup!

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

That thread kicks rear end

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

quote:

Coffee City, Texas, is a town of 250 people that had a police force of 50: one in five residents was a cop. The force was funded by massive overpolicing, issuing more than $1 million in fines last year alone. After the press started looking into this, city officials have fired the chief and disbanded the entire police force. Residents are demanding their traffic tickets be dropped. Great work on this from KHOU 11 in Houston:
https://www.khou.com/article/news/i...0b-ef69d842ad52

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

it's always a good day to hate cops

https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/20/us/elijah-mcclain-death-trial/index.html

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop

thread finally found something so beyond the pale that we can't even make dark jokes about it.

If they'd gone through with it it'd just be one more instance of a minor getting a lifelong felony rap for pictures they took of themselves.

quote:

“In the 18 minutes and two seconds that followed … Elijah, a 23-year old healthy man, young man, just walking down the street, became a casualty of the very people who had sworn to protect him,” Bunge said.

Prosecution has a strong opening speech with perjury under oath.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Wow. I didn't think I could hate cops more than I do. I didn't think they could possibly be more useless than I always thought they were.

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

Harik posted:

thread finally found something so beyond the pale that we can't even make dark jokes about it.

we did it joe

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop

Zeroisanumber posted:

Wow. I didn't think I could hate cops more than I do. I didn't think they could possibly be more useless than I always thought they were.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Harik posted:

thread finally found something so beyond the pale that we can't even make dark jokes about it.

If they'd gone through with it it'd just be one more instance of a minor getting a lifelong felony rap for pictures they took of themselves.

Prosecution has a strong opening speech with perjury under oath.

There was a similar incident during the Bush admin where a Florida judge did go through with it and convicted two teens for distributing child porn because they sent eachother pictures of themselves while under 18.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
There's like a million of these stories on twitter I dont even post em any more

https://x.com/Lead_Flinger/status/1704907555921666359?s=20

https://twitter.com/IncarcerNation/status/1703065849345544411

"Probation given to officer who placed a handcuffed woman in a police car that was hit by train"
https://www.cpr.org/2023/09/15/weld-county-train-hit-police-car-probation-fort-lupton/

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021

Coolness Averted posted:

There was a similar incident during the Bush admin where a Florida judge did go through with it and convicted two teens for distributing child porn because they sent eachother pictures of themselves while under 18.
Was that the one where they both waited till they turned 18 to show it to other people because they thought cops would care about it being released with the consent of the victims?

Edit: nope

The Islamic Shock has issued a correction as of 03:18 on Sep 24, 2023

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

Pontificating rear end posted:

There's like a million of these stories on twitter I dont even post em any more

https://x.com/Lead_Flinger/status/1704907555921666359?s=20

https://twitter.com/IncarcerNation/status/1703065849345544411

"Probation given to officer who placed a handcuffed woman in a police car that was hit by train"
https://www.cpr.org/2023/09/15/weld-county-train-hit-police-car-probation-fort-lupton/

its ok they were no angels

but seriously the sheriff claimed the officer was about to get run over since they were pinned in a corner between their car and a table bench until you watch the video and the table bench is 15 feet away and they move out of way just fine without even a scratch

RadiRoot has issued a correction as of 04:13 on Sep 24, 2023

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/BarrelJumpist/status/1707550459475726694

We have another blue alert! This is not a drill. Everyone stop what you're doing and do the cop's jobs for them.

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://twitter.com/BarrelJumpist/status/1707550459475726694

We have another blue alert! This is not a drill. Everyone stop what you're doing and do the cop's jobs for them.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
there's a Deedee Megadoodoo Memorial highway!

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

What the gently caress is a blue alert

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

KomradeX posted:

What the gently caress is a blue alert

Coolness Averted posted:

Did you know some places have "blue alerts" for when cops get ouchies? It also seems to bypass if you've specifically disabled the sound notifications for emergency alerts.
I'm in Houston for a work convention and got a notification to be on the look out for a person connected to an officer involved shooting.
lmao cops are so loving soft

e: noticed I didn't clear the notification on my work phone, so here's a picture of that, since it's gone from my personal one

Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC
Had a great ACAB moment this evening.

I'm at home and my driveway camera goes off because people are walking up to my car with flashlights. I open the garage and ask them what the gently caress they are doing. They are two cops investigating a hit and run. They have decided that my car was involved and are questioning me about who the woman is that was driving the car. They refuse to explain anything, yell that I'm lying to them and I need to admit my car was in an accident. One of the cops points to the damage to my car as the evidence. I ask what she's talking about as she points to a small cm crack and some scrapes. My car is 10 years old with over 100k miles. There are scrapes everywhere. I tell them to gently caress off and go inside.

I get a call from their sergeant who explains to me that they came to interview me because a license plate tracker tagged my car as going through a red light a mile away from the accident around the time it happened. They have no video footage of my car. The other driver did not specifically say it was my make or model of car just a color and a crossover. They have no license plate or any other information. My car was within a few miles and is a white crossover. Case closed. All the cops needed to know is who was the young woman driving my car.

Me: "You realize you have no evidence here that meets any standard right?"
Cop: "Well, your car was in the area and has scratches in the front. It was definitely your car involved."
Me: "That's it? You don't have any videos, plates, witnesses, etc."
Cop: "Well the driver said it was your car."
Me: "You said the driver said it was a white cross-over."
Cop: "Yeah that's an exact match for your car."
Me: "A white cross-over. One of the most common variations of car."
Cop: "Yes. It was your car."
Me: "Nope. So what's next here."
Cop: "Well you need to tell us who the young woman was who was driving the car."
Me: "I literally have no idea what you are talking about. We're done."
Cop: "Uh, well... this could be bad for your insurance."
Me: "Bye."

There was no woman driving my car tonight. My car was miles away from that intersection but my car is getting put on the accident report as the car that caused the accident and then drove away. Gonna have fun with my insurance on this one.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Your mistake was talking to the cops. Here’s how the encounter should have gone:

Cops: Excuse me sir
You: I don’t answer questions gently caress off.

Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC
Oh for sure. I told the first pair to gently caress off within about 20 seconds. I normally would have told the sergeant to gently caress off too when he called but I was just too curious as to why they even showed up. The explanation was stupider than I could have even imagined.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
Sounds like the exact outcome was happening no matter what tbh

The Top G
Jul 19, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

FlapYoJacks posted:

Your mistake was talking to the cops. Here’s how the encounter should have gone:

Cops: Excuse me sir
You: I don’t answer questions gently caress off.

“I wish to have a lawyer present for further questioning” is a powerful multiplier, also record your interactions w your phone

Best of luck OP, they were probably hoping you’d cop to it out of nervousness. Keep us updated

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

some good news: my state (CT) made it illegal to use confessions brought about by lies or coercion. since all cops do is lie and coerce, no confession can be used. huzzah!

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Eat This Glob posted:

some good news: my state (CT) made it illegal to use confessions brought about by lies or coercion. since all cops do is lie and coerce, no confession can be used. huzzah!

Also banned "incredibly dangerous" delta 8 and have goon squads raiding headshops for bath bombs

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
Because everyone loves cute animal content and working farm animal videos are big copaganda has started to permeate it too. So you'll see tiktoks and reel skits about k9 units being ready to maul on command mixed in as suggested clips next to cows rolling in fields, or pets excited their people are home.


The reel on the left was mounted cops chasing down a dude. I don't watch or engage with this poo poo, I'm guessing it's just zucc scraping phone content and seeing cops and animals so assuming I must love both.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

500excf type r posted:

Also banned "incredibly dangerous" delta 8 and have goon squads raiding headshops for bath bombs

ah gently caress. that sucks. liiiiiiiiibs! :argh:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!
I know I have this reputation as an all-talk-no-action dude, so I wanted to share something I've been doing.

I work at a grocery store, with an occasional duty of bringing carts back close to the store in the parking lot.

Quite a few times, recently, I've grabbed something someone forgot in their cart, and hid it in my car temporarily while I wait for some of the homeless people who hang around sometimes to come by. When I see them, I give them what I have.

One day I really lucked out and someone left a whole rear end cardboard box full of bread products in a cart, and it stayed in the hidden, shaded area that I left it in for them for a while.

I know it's not much. But I wanted to tell y'all that I am doing some direct action.

(also if a cop car parks in the lot I spit on it)

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply