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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > TNF 9/21 Week 3: Danny Dimes Dire Drives
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mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




 DING!

Bell with the clutch play.

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Ronnie Bell showing out is fun

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 I mean Samuel should've caught that he had both hands on it

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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

AndrewP posted:

SF should never pay or highly draft a QB ever. just get some rando who is smart and fairly accurate and they'll be fine

Shows you had bad Trey Lance is

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Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
 :lmao: A tip that works for the offense.

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 I am so done with this Fitzmagic commercial

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 At this rate I'll never get to post "Brock Turdy"

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Rogue Elephant posted:

There are actual rules in place about when teams are allowed to restructure or sign extensions, even if the 9ers wanted to pay him they can't iirc

Yeah, since he's on his rookie deal they can't restructure or do anything until after his 3rd season.

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mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

Nodoze posted:

Shows you had bad Trey Lance is

I wish the Cowboys the best oflololololololol.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

fsif posted:

At this rate I'll never get to post "Brock Turdy"

CROCK Turdy :eng101:

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

fsif posted:

At this rate I'll never get to post "Brock Turdy"

the TD throw was nice but he hasn't had to do much tonight except throw horizontally and hand it off

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Dango Bango posted:

I am so done with this Fitzmagic commercial

Would you say that's too much magic?

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007

fsif posted:

At this rate I'll never get to post "Brock Turdy"

Wait until Micah Parsons eats him alive

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


 this is a really polite ref

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

Wait until Micah Parsons eats him alive

Won't matter when CMC is 30 yards down the field with the ball :smug:

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 this play oughta be good

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Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

 jesus christ giants

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
 Why play football at all if that's a flag

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Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

 god i hate that loving rule

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Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
that's a pretty generous call

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Bip Roberts posted:

Why play football at all if that's a flag

purdy ridiculous if you ask me

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 Absurd penalty

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

 I hate those flags

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Roughing the passer is out of control.

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Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
 Lol his weight landed on him and that's why it's roughing the passer? The gently caress?

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 hell yeah

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OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


 I understand that is a penalty but that’s bullshit

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 loving terrible flag, gently caress off

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Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006
 unbelievable garbage call

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
It's the weight land on him thing aint it.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Abner Assington posted:

Lol his weight landed on him and that's why it's roughing the passer? The gently caress?

That's the rule now, can't let your full body weight slam the qb into the ground. Gotta drag them down or knock them down

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elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound
lol at 3rd down this half. 8/10. As a result the Niners are about to be up 17-3 and have had the ball for 21 minutes

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Bip Roberts posted:

Why play football at all if that's a flag

Yeah, what else is he supposed to do in that situation? Completely unfair

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
welp

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
giants bad

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OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


 And the CMC is CMC

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Abner Assington posted:

Lol his weight landed on him and that's why it's roughing the passer? The gently caress?

I see you are an aficionado of third string qb starting in the playoffs.

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
CMC TD!

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Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
had a chance to end this drive and hold them to a field goal too

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

 Just a fuckin beast

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