Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Renreeja posted:

judging by how elon blanks out when softball questions are asked, pretty sure you could bully him into a meltdown too

guaranteed. jordan peterson melts down at sports illustrated and children's cartoons, where's the fun in getting him to cry yet again? i'd much rather tear into elon

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

yeah that's an easy choice. musk will more than likely just be annoying by showing you ten year old reddit memes on his phone while completely unironically laughing like beavis and butthead.

jorp on the other hand will break into tears the moment you ask him something like "what are your thoughts on the little mermaid remake?". he would be the far more entertaining person to converse with despite being ten times more miserable than elon.


anyhoo, so jorp threw out another whopper:

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1704412860099576068

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Mr Interweb posted:

yeah that's an easy choice. musk will more than likely just be annoying by showing you ten year old reddit memes on his phone while completely unironically laughing like beavis and butthead.

skill issue

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Justin Trudeau personally ordered this proud boys arrest

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Juul-Whip posted:

Justin Trudeau personally ordered this proud boys arrest



lol what did he do

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

I have no idea but I’m willing to bet that Jordan seriously believes that the laws we have under the Criminal Code of Canada were specifically set up by Justin Trudeau personally.

As if by magic, we will all be allowed to carry automatic rifles once he’s out of office.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Not Josh Alexander's brother, Nick!!!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Y’know, I'm a staunch opponent of "psychics" and I completely hate that charlatan "shotgun reading" bullshit, but I hate more that I fell for this.

:psyduck:

I literally didn't think that's what they were doing. Christ.

"Some goons said so" is not actual evidence that the personality test in question is complete bunkum.

JustCallMeDC
Aug 12, 2023

Obey the Lamb
Obey the Lamb
Obey the Lamb

The Saddest Rhino posted:

https://twitter.com/sock_dem/status/1704710653171347891?t=KGrS0Vqmt86kYQYu5pDOSA&s=19

Imo peterson easily, I'm gonna ask some simple "what do you think of (children's media)" which would get him into an uncontrollable sobbing rage and everyone in the restaurant stares at me being so mean to my date as I :haw: and order more drinks

Peterson lol, I love the idea of bringing him to a vegetarian venue and watching him quietly order water and nothing else.

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Private Cumshoe posted:

lol what did he do
probably was part of the anti-lgbtq "march 4 children" on Wednesday

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

The Saddest Rhino posted:

https://twitter.com/sock_dem/status/1704710653171347891?t=KGrS0Vqmt86kYQYu5pDOSA&s=19

Imo peterson easily, I'm gonna ask some simple "what do you think of (children's media)" which would get him into an uncontrollable sobbing rage and everyone in the restaurant stares at me being so mean to my date as I :haw: and order more drinks

Yeah it's obviously Jorp. There'd be endless ways to wind him up by doing innocuous things and my neighbors own a Tesla so Elon could easily burn my house down if he was feeling vengeful.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Mr Interweb posted:

yeah that's an easy choice. musk will more than likely just be annoying by showing you ten year old reddit memes on his phone while completely unironically laughing like beavis and butthead.

jorp on the other hand will break into tears the moment you ask him something like "what are your thoughts on the little mermaid remake?". he would be the far more entertaining person to converse with despite being ten times more miserable than elon.


anyhoo, so jorp threw out another whopper:

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1704412860099576068

$100 Canadian that he thinks Gay Conversion Therapy is therapy meant to turn your kids gay.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Batterypowered7 posted:

$100 Canadian that he thinks Gay Conversion Therapy is therapy meant to turn your kids gay.

he's 100% been looking at sissy hypno porn and semen harvesting fetish porn again thinking it's a CCP operation

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Private Cumshoe posted:

lol what did he do
for "some reason" he just keeps getting assaulted at lgbt protests



(the reason is because he's there to provoke people into assaulting him)

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

kntfkr posted:

Not Josh Alexander's brother, Nick!!!

These are the Disney boy band guys, right?

necroid
May 14, 2009

The Fattest PI posted:

Jorp based his life's work on Jung, but as it turns out Jung was a nazi-sympathizing joke. Yet i still have to take "what color is your personality" tests at work based on his absolute horseshit. So I know how best to communicate with other people. When I finish the course, they mail these giant coloured foam lego things that you're supposed to arrange on your desk so people know what colour YOU are so they know how to communicate with you.

It's insanely stupid. I answered a dumb rear end 50 question test and then it produced this 30 page pdf file talking about me like an astrology reading.

I’m curious what have you actually read of Jung? I’ve been seeing vitriolic opinions like yours here on these forums and it feels like a knee jerk reaction to a perception of Jung that’s been stained by idiotic stuff like personality tests

I’ve also read Nietzsche and I’d feel like a moron if I said the same kind of things about him just because he’s been misinterpreted and misused

curious to see where this Jung hate stems from

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
tv show idea: Jung of the Jungle

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Jung Guns 2: Blaze Your Glory

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
junglists

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Batterypowered7 posted:

$100 Canadian that he thinks Gay Conversion Therapy is therapy meant to turn your kids gay.

Nah I assume he’s mad because gay conversion therapy kind of implies gay people are real and need converting

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Jordan Peterson: Angry Jung Man

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Why
Does
He

Type

Like That

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



steinrokkan posted:

Why
Does
He

Type

Like That

Because his brain is made of swiss cheese as a result of decades of benzo abuse

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
The Burger King has made a powerful enemy this day

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1705624384998670479

Offler
Mar 27, 2010
I came across a 1-year-old youtube comment that tries to defend Jorp from people who refuse to engage in pure debate where all you argue are your opponents exact words and nothing else.

I know that it is very silly to post some rando's youtube comment for mockery, but I have never seen someone so fail so spectacularly at following his own advise.

quote:


"He then talks about Jordan Peterson for quite some time and AGAIN just asserts what Peterson is trying to ACCOMPLISH rather than engaging with any of the specific statements made, then he goes on to claim that "consensus" is basically the only "objectivity" and since he can make claims about the supposed outcomes of Peterson's actions and statements made by people who like Peterson...therefore he knows what Peterson is TRYING to accomplish...? and there is no need to engage anything Peterson says ??? ...It is astounding how childish these arguments are, they almost always ALL boil down to: saying a bunch of big words and referencing philosophers, deconstructing the concepts of 'definition', and then equivocating everything, hoping that the listener will not understand this and thus ANY opposing argument can be swiftly deconstructed (because it relies on definitions) meanwhile whatever opposing perspective this guy wants can be asserted with equal validity (established equivocation)...and since information can be infinitely combined/divided, if you agree with him, he can still point out how he disagrees and has a more nuanced perspective, seemingly pointing out how you are incorrect even if you "agree""

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Piell posted:

The Burger King has made a powerful enemy this day

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1705624384998670479

just for a while tho, cuz i know you chuds have no willpower to follow through with anything that inconveniences you

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

BigBadSteve posted:

"Some goons said so" is not actual evidence that the personality test in question is complete bunkum.

Personality tests are complete bunkum you idiot

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

BigBadSteve posted:

"Some goons said so" is not actual evidence that the personality test in question is complete bunkum.

That's so INTJ of you to say.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



BigBadSteve posted:

"Some goons said so" is not actual evidence that the personality test in question is complete bunkum.

between "capsaicin is a public menace" and "personality tests are real," your opinions seem to be a good litmus test

edit: I went to a party one time and got in a heated argument about the veracity of the Myers-Briggs test with the girlfriend of one of the other party-goers, ~5 years younger than me and majoring in psych.
It got heated enough that I agreed to take Myers-Briggs tests on her phone to prove to her I know how to get whatever result I want on that test, and after an hour of it I finally told her I got my minor in psych and that I hoped she learned a valuable lesson about her degree.

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Sep 23, 2023

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Ghostlight posted:

for "some reason" he just keeps getting assaulted at lgbt protests



(the reason is because he's there to provoke people into assaulting him)

man's got a kink, why shame?

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

MrQwerty posted:

between "capsaicin is a public menace" and "personality tests are real," your opinions seem to be a good litmus test

edit: I went to a party one time and got in a heated argument about the veracity of the Myers-Briggs test with the girlfriend of one of the other party-goers, ~5 years younger than me and majoring in psych.
It got heated enough that I agreed to take Myers-Briggs tests on her phone to prove to her I know how to get whatever result I want on that test, and after an hour of it I finally told her I got my minor in psych and that I hoped she learned a valuable lesson about her degree.

personality tests are dumb as gently caress but what does knowing how to get every result on the test prove?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



Rubellavator posted:

personality tests are dumb as gently caress but what does knowing how to get every result on the test prove?

that it's not a measure of anything quantifiable, because if you're using it under any real-world circumstances, you can't know that the person taking it doesn't just know how to manipulate the results; you're relying on 100% inertia and human stupidity rather than figuring anything out about anything.
It's not a real thing that should be taken seriously, and yet it is, just like drug testing and polygraph tests.

Jamsque
May 31, 2009

Batterypowered7 posted:

That's so INTJ of you to say.

all yall commenting "this is exactly what a ravenclaw would do" bout dumb as poo poo cos ima hufflepuff

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

MrQwerty posted:

between "capsaicin is a public menace" and "personality tests are real," your opinions seem to be a good litmus test

edit: I went to a party one time and got in a heated argument about the veracity of the Myers-Briggs test with the girlfriend of one of the other party-goers, ~5 years younger than me and majoring in psych.
It got heated enough that I agreed to take Myers-Briggs tests on her phone to prove to her I know how to get whatever result I want on that test, and after an hour of it I finally told her I got my minor in psych and that I hoped she learned a valuable lesson about her degree.

Was the valuable lesson to major in something valuable?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Myers Bigg rear end Tittays

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



pseudanonymous posted:

Was the valuable lesson to major in something valuable?

I hope, cuz she was gonna be a poo poo therapist

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Piell posted:

The Burger King has made a powerful enemy this day

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1705624384998670479

"Burger King?" FEH! hardly! Burger DESPOT seems far more appropriate to describe your heinous, corrupted actions! :qq: "

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


MrQwerty posted:

I went to a party one time and got in a heated argument about the veracity of the Myers-Briggs test with the girlfriend of one of the other party-goers, ~5 years younger than me and majoring in psych.
It got heated enough that I agreed to take Myers-Briggs tests on her phone to prove to her I know how to get whatever result I want on that test, and after an hour of it I finally told her I got my minor in psych and that I hoped she learned a valuable lesson about her degree.
when was the last time you were invited to a party because my goon you sound insufferable

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



thunderspanks posted:

when was the last time you were invited to a party because my goon you sound insufferable

A couple weeks ago, I ain't the one that started a 3 hour conversation about Myers Briggs that i wouldn't drop regardless of any suggestions to the contrary

Anyway that was like 5 years ago, people love me at parties because I have an innate sense of when a conversation has involved too many people and gone on too long and I know exactly how to shut it down

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Sep 24, 2023

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
He poops on parties, he is the party pooper

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply