Anti Food Porn/Horrible Food: I was not expecting corpse crotch honey

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Captain Toasted: Jan 3, 2009

zedprime posted:

Salt are corns.

Corns are vegetable

# ? Sep 22, 2023 22:35

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# ? May 27, 2024 20:40

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Cake are squared

# ? Sep 22, 2023 22:41

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

quote:

1 level tablespoonful gelatine
3 oz. caster sugar
pinch of salt
1 egg yolk
1/4 pint milk
grated rind of 1/4 lemon
1 tablespoonful lemon juice
10 oz. plain cottage cheese, sieved
1 egg white
1/4 pint (4 tablespoonfuls) double cream
small pineapple rings and glac� cherries for decoration

CRUMB TOPPING:
2 oz. digestive biscuits
2 level teaspoonfuls caster sugar
1 oz. butter, melted.

1. In a pan blend together gelatine, 2 /14 oz. sugar and the salt. Beat together egg yolk and milk; gradually stir into pan. Bring just to the boil, stirring. Off heat add rind and lemon juice. Cool until beginning to set. Stir in cheese.

2. Whip egg white, add 1/2 oz. sugar and whisk again. Fold quickly into cheese mixture followed by whipped cream.

3. Turn mixture into a 6-in. spring-release cake tin fitted with fluted tubular base, or use a 6-in. ring tin lined round the sides only with greaseproof paper.

4. Crush digestive biscuits and stir in sugar and butter. Use to cover cheese-cake mixture. Press lightly. Chill until firm.

5. Turn out carefully. Decorate with halved rings of pineapple and glac� cherries.

# ? Sep 23, 2023 07:43

bigman.50grand: Mar 31, 2007; no

Haifisch posted:

Would

# ? Sep 23, 2023 07:55

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Yeah it's not cheese cake, but there's nothing wrong with a cottage cheese based dessert.

# ? Sep 23, 2023 08:06

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

https://twitter.com/messedupfoods/status/1705447902381035948

# ? Sep 23, 2023 11:26

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Facebook Aunt posted:

Yeah it's not cheese cake, but there's nothing wrong with a cottage cheese based dessert.

Incredible post-username combo right here

# ? Sep 23, 2023 12:15

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

PurpleXVI posted:

Try as I might I can't come up with more than one purpose.

# ? Sep 23, 2023 12:42

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Stack the cans to reach higher up shelves with actual food in them

# ? Sep 23, 2023 12:46

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

The Lone Badger posted:

Try as I might I can't come up with more than one purpose.

What rolls down stairs,
Alone or in pairs,
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack,
And fits on your back?
It's multi purpose food!

# ? Sep 23, 2023 12:49

Sekhmnet: Jan 22, 2019

The Lone Badger posted:

Try as I might I can't come up with more than one purpose.

mmm "synthetic protein" - I don't get how being synthetic makes it multi purpose other than it kind of sounds like you could brush your teeth and scrub with it too. who knows

"General Mills also developed its own fallout shelter offering�though it bore little resemblance to actual food. The granulated synthetic protein known as Multi-Purpose Food came in a large white can and was included in the Emergency Pak Food and Water kits that consumers like Dr. Robert Parman, of Topeka, Kansas, purchased in the early 1960s."

"According to the Kansas Historical Society, the three kits Parman bought to stock his family�s fallout shelter in 1961 (he later donated one to the Kansas Museum of History) were manufactured by a company called Surviv-All, Inc., of New York City. Along with the sand-like Multi-Purpose Food, they contained 24 pint-size cans of water, which was supposedly enough sustenance to keep survivors alive for two weeks�the amount of time civil defense authorities estimated it would take before radiation levels dropped low enough for people to emerge from their shelters and forage for food."

https://www.history.com/news/cold-war-fallout-shelter-survival-rations-food

# ? Sep 23, 2023 12:55

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/messedupfoods/status/1705447902381035948

What's the point? :psyduck:

# ? Sep 23, 2023 16:17

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

Captain Toasted posted:

Corns are vegetable

I think you're thinking of the cereal which was so named by Europeans saying "look at the size of the corns on that thing!"

# ? Sep 23, 2023 17:05

Desert Bus: May 9, 2004; Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

i corned the sheriff
but i did not corn the deputy

# ? Sep 23, 2023 17:07

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

Hirayuki posted:

What's the point?

To get people like you to repost content from the world's #1 Nazi social network.

# ? Sep 23, 2023 17:52

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

From a Chinese restaurant in Aberdeen. What do you think this is? Because I don't know.

# ? Sep 23, 2023 18:46

NinjaDebugger: Apr 22, 2008

AARD VARKMAN posted:

From a Chinese restaurant in Aberdeen. What do you think this is? Because I don't know.

Sweet and sour chicken skewers.

# ? Sep 23, 2023 18:48

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

NinjaDebugger posted:

Sweet and sour chicken skewers.

I found the source review/explanation and it does mention sweet and sour

E: lol

AARD VARKMAN has a new favorite as of 18:56 on Sep 23, 2023

# ? Sep 23, 2023 18:54

Railing Kill: Nov 14, 2008; You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

AARD VARKMAN posted:

I found the source review/explanation and it does mention sweet and sour

E: lol

Fool me once with Saturday diarrhea, shame on you.

Fool me twice with Saturday diarrhea, shame on me.

Fool me three or four times, :psyduck:

# ? Sep 23, 2023 19:33

Pookah: Aug 21, 2008; 🪶Caw🪶

Chicken Shittay lol.

My local takeaway used to do an amazing skewered satay chicken, then they changed chef and the new guy made it horrible

# ? Sep 23, 2023 19:40

Railing Kill: Nov 14, 2008; You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

But seriously, why eat there four times?! "BRB honey, going to get dinner from the same place that gave me the shits the last three weekends. Want anything?"

# ? Sep 23, 2023 19:44

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Railing Kill posted:

But seriously, why eat there four times?! "BRB honey, going to get dinner from the same place that gave me the shits the last three weekends. Want anything?"

And for that level of food, too. I gave up on my favorite place for a long time after getting sick two times in a row, and that was much higher tier Indian food. (happy ending though, I eventually gave them another try and they've been fine ever since, seems like it was just coincidental poor luck)

# ? Sep 23, 2023 19:48

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Pro tip: if you get served this garbage grab it and stab the cook in the neck.

# ? Sep 23, 2023 19:59

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

if i get sick eating someplace i never go back ever ever. that person's attitude would have gotten them killed back in caveman times.

"urgh, Grog ate blue mushroom last week. then Grog poo poo blood for 4 days. terrible. anyway, time for lunch."
"oog, what for lunch today Grog?"
"blue mushroom."

# ? Sep 23, 2023 20:03

Tunicate: May 15, 2012

Railing Kill posted:

Fool me once with Saturday diarrhea, shame on you.

Fool me twice with Saturday diarrhea, shame on me.

Fool me three or four times,

Man’s Food Poisoning Could Realistically Be Traced Back To Any Meal From Past Week

# ? Sep 23, 2023 20:15

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Hey it might have been something other than blue mushroom

# ? Sep 23, 2023 20:18

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

PurpleXVI posted:

My favorite foods all come from the "Chemical Division" of whatever company makes them. Coincidence?

# ? Sep 23, 2023 20:24

Desert Bus: May 9, 2004; Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Data Graham posted:

Hey it might have been something other than blue mushroom

If you ate the blue mushroom and did not shrink in size please report to the nearest medical tent.

# ? Sep 23, 2023 20:26

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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uber_stoat posted:

if i get sick eating someplace i never go back ever ever. that person's attitude would have gotten them killed back in caveman times.

"urgh, Grog ate blue mushroom last week. then Grog poo poo blood for 4 days. terrible. anyway, time for lunch."
"oog, what for lunch today Grog?"
"blue mushroom."

Grog not prep blue mushroom correct. Gill of blue mushroom make sick. Rest of blue mushroom best thing ever. Grog ignoramusaur.

# ? Sep 23, 2023 20:26