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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Amphigory posted:

I would abandon every principle I hold dear, to get wanked off at the Beetlejuice musical

Dally my banana

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Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
Y'all know this is the touring cast, right?

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

House lights come on, me wanna go bone

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Dameius posted:

House lights come on, me wanna go bone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqwldD-smEA

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

root beer posted:

From what I’d heard, he’s a libtard and she didn’t know

Knowing full well who she is by this point, you’d have to be a real fuckin’ horny liberal to get with that bag of brain worms though, I don’t care how hot she is, so I take that with a grain of salt

If I had to wager he's a "small business owner" that votes dem but doesn't really think very hard about politics. He owns a bar that's "gay friendly" and hosts drag shows.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





From what I think I read in these very forums, she is notorious as a swinger on the CrossFit circuit in Georgia.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

Leon Sumbitches posted:

From what I think I read in these very forums, she is notorious as a swinger on the CrossFit circuit in Georgia.

Wrong MAGA nutjob. You're thinking of Marge.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
They're all swingers, the modern conservative is absurdly horny.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Leon Sumbitches posted:

From what I think I read in these very forums, she is notorious as a swinger on the CrossFit circuit in Georgia.

As others said, that's the other manufactured maga woman, boebert started as a "model" at a very suspicious "casting agency" (aside from being a serial hot dog poisoner)

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
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Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

it's good to have goals

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
You have to really work on them though

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
religious escort?

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

Non Compos Mentis posted:

religious escort?

Perhaps they’re looking for the poophole loophole?

Perhaps the pimp will assist with soaking and humping?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Non Compos Mentis posted:

religious escort?

Maybe he's a time traveller talking about Sacred prostitution

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It's good to have gauls.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
gently caress

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


now he's getting holy-ghosted

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Karate Bastard posted:

It's good to have gauls.

Goddamn. :stare:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

man, really Carthaginianed that pun

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
Very Punic.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Regy Rusty posted:

Very disappointed on second watch that the police car went behind it and not through the legs somehow

I'm disappointed the cop didn't pull the tent over. Protect and serve my loving rear end

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer

One singular woman ghosts them, and they give up. Weak.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
they didn't give up, they found an exorcist

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Nidhg00670000 posted:

One singular woman ghosts them, and they give up. Weak.

Non-stop

She would call him at the worst hours of the day "I'm ignoring you, aren't you mad?", It was relentless

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
Lots of accidental Disco Elysium talk in this thread right now.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

drat it, what's Latin for "would"?

tyrelhill
Jul 30, 2006

Lemniscate Blue posted:

drat it, what's Latin for "would"?

depravo

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Lemniscate Blue posted:

drat it, what's Latin for "would"?

"volo" is "I wish", and that's probably as close as you're going to get with a single word.

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




That's about as close as they'd get, for real, too

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Amphigory posted:

That's about as close as they'd get, for real, too

:golfclap:

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Lemniscate Blue posted:

drat it, what's Latin for "would"?

Latin doesn’t form the subjunctive with an auxiliary verb, so you'd have to say exactly what you "would" do. I'm taking a wild guess here and say the word you want is "futuam".

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Zopotantor posted:

Latin doesn’t form the subjunctive with an auxiliary verb, so you'd have to say exactly what you "would" do. I'm taking a wild guess here and say the word you want is "futuam".

I could be talking about tearing down the statues and sacking the city. You don't know.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Ouldway.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Zopotantor posted:

Latin doesn’t form the subjunctive with an auxiliary verb, so you'd have to say exactly what you "would" do. I'm taking a wild guess here and say the word you want is "futuam".

Thanks for the little shot of purple-induced brain chemicals.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

I am kind of loving everything about this.

e: I'm positive I know at least one Romeeaboo who would be either upset or at least irritated by this in a very entertaining manner.

Grendels Dad has a new favorite as of 21:40 on Sep 23, 2023

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

The whole image I think is

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