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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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Bell_
Sep 3, 2006

Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us
Looking forward to Maya doing some cat-herding. We need our 108 burning stars.

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standard.deviant
May 17, 2012

Globally Indigent

Rotten Red Rod posted:

This is kinda how WC has always acted though
I think the panel complaining about the innate inferiority of sword styles may have been the real root of WC’s concern. Fighting is her nerd thing, and there’s nothing that gets nerds spun up like minor disagreements about what is better.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Also i guess WC is still kinda miffed about never beung called master by allison

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Also i guess WC is still kinda miffed about never beung called master by allison

She called her master all the time

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Its ok to have two moms or two masters

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
no moms no masters

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

YaketySass posted:

This is cute but I'm gtting ominous vibes from White Chain's attitude so far - she's gonna gently caress something up.

Yeah I get that feeling too. She's just gonna show up with bloody fists and go "oh no it looks like David already died"

Rogue AI Goddess
May 10, 2012

I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?
If White Chain does bring Solomon back, Gog-Agog is going to make Allison feed him the worm in return for cooperation.

Rogue AI Goddess fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Sep 23, 2023

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


My prediction: Alison is going to eat the worm willingly, as an ultimate sign of trust. She won't become Gog because she's too much of a furious royal dumbass for that.

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


is it considered rude to chew the worm before swallowing?

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
Comic's probably gonna delve a bit into Gog's backstory, which I thought was going to be relegated to side Tumblr answers only.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

ThatBasqueGuy posted:

is it considered rude to chew the worm before swallowing?

i think she would know but it doesn't hurt to ask

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

My prediction: Alison is going to eat the worm willingly, as an ultimate sign of trust. She won't become Gog because she's too much of a furious royal dumbass for that.

yeah i think so she's going defeat the beast by integration

Bussamove
Feb 25, 2006

Instead of becoming Gog when Allison eats the word, Gog will become Allison when Allison eats the worm.

NachtSieger
Apr 10, 2013


Allison eats the worm and Gog explodes.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Conquering king eat the worms

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

PathAsc posted:

Wheel-Smashing Mouth eat the worms

Lights
Dec 9, 2007

Lights, the Peacock King, First of His Name.


Smash Mash worm the Wheel

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


*my dad via speakerphone*

CONQUERING THE WORM

Innocent_Bystander
May 17, 2012

Wait, missile production is my responsibility?

Oh.

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

Wheel-Smashing Mouth eat the worms

SomeBODY once told me, the wheel is gonna roll me....

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
Jagganoth gets assaulted by a googolplex of tiny Allison-shaped worms

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

Innocent_Bystander posted:

SomeBODY once told me, the wheel is gonna roll me....

she was looking kind of gassed
in a coffin made of glass
and the Shape of the World
on her forehead

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


just hold jaggs mouth open and shove some worms in it, feels like everyone is really overcomplicating this whole situation

Asgerd
May 6, 2012

I worked up a powerful loneliness in my massive bed, in the massive dark.
Grimey Drawer

Bussamove posted:

Instead of becoming Gog when Allison eats the word, Gog will become Allison when Allison eats the worm.

“I ain’t been vampired, you’ve been Weatherwaxed!”

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Drinking an enormous amount of booze before swallowing the worm to get Gog-agog drunk

JuniperCake
Jan 26, 2013
Gog just needs a night on the town with someone who will actually hang with her (that's not herself).

Power of friendship and worms wins in the end.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

FuturePastNow posted:

Drinking an enormous amount of booze before swallowing the worm to get Gog-agog drunk

Gog-Agog is no match for Allison's iron liver.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
If you smash without rhythm, you won’t eat the worm

Donkringel
Apr 22, 2008
Allison takes a tequila shot and swallows Gog.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
A reprisal of the drinking contest, but now Allison has to sequentially drink every single Gog under the table. She can do it! I bet Gog is a lightweight. Maybe 2 bottles of tequila per body will do.

cant cook creole bream fucked around with this message at 10:43 on Sep 24, 2023

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.
The early conqueror king gets the worm.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

cant cook creole bream posted:

A reprisal of the drinking contest, but now Allison has to sequentially drink every single Gog under the table. She can do it! I bet Gog is a lightweight. Maybe 2 bottles of tequila per body will do.

I was thinking more a reprisal of the Allison vs Allison in her head fight from the heist chapter.

Or maybe a reprisal of her taking the deal with Incubus mainly because I'd like to see Allison dressed as Sailor Moon kicking Gog's rear end(es?) around

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Rotten Red Rod posted:

She called her master all the time

:hmmyes: true

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
at this point she's making it look like a kink thing

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Angels are mostly rocks and it takes a specific grind to get them off.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

ThatBasqueGuy posted:

just hold jaggs mouth open and shove some worms in it, feels like everyone is really overcomplicating this whole situation
Or you can stick the worms in his wet food and hope he eats it anyway.

Sometimes this does not work.

Bussamove
Feb 25, 2006

Have you tried wrapping the worm in a piece of cheese?

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Bussamove posted:

Have you tried wrapping the worm in a piece of cheese?
I tried but I ended up with a worm wrapped in worms.

Bussamove
Feb 25, 2006

girl dick energy posted:

I tried but I ended up with a worm wrapped in worms.

Casa Marzu not recommended.

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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

girl dick energy posted:

I tried but I ended up with a worm wrapped in worms.

This can happen, especially if the cow turns out to have been a mass of worms all along.

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