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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 3 Sunday GDT
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
:siren::spooky:WITCHING HOUR:spooky::siren:

although there is only 1 close game right now lol

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Ehud posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1706024271649157502?s=20

Best thing I've seen in Ratakovich

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Valt
May 14, 2006

Oh HELL yeah.
Ultra Carp
The absolute DISRESPECT from the dolphins there lol.

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Dear witching hour, please help the following teams:

Ravens, Titans, Jets, Packers, Jags, and Vikings.

My morning pickem is dire.

Love,
Qwijib0

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 thank you scott

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Hot Diggity! posted:

He's way way shiftier

Shiftier but still not that shifty, is my impression. But yes compared to Dillon for sure.

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
:spooky: :siren: WITCHING HOUR :siren: :spooky:

Man, lot of beatings going on in this Witching Hour.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

MJeff posted:

.......why did the Packers go for that when a FG makes it a 2-score game?

Teams with bad QBs get desperate.

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Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

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MJeff posted:

.......why did the Packers go for that when a FG makes it a 2-score game?

Matt Lafleur is bad at football math.

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Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Keep calling ground plays Bill, I am sure they are about to work.

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


 gently caress, goff throws an int

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
It would be nice if the colts had two running backs

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Hot Diggity! posted:

https://twitter.com/billbarnwell/status/1706024418391069015?t=KMzGMBzGGxQdd81xuOG5pg&s=19

owns so loving hard, mad I missed this when I was grabbing a beer

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Elephanthead posted:

It would be nice if the colts had two running backs

We want the Funk

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Valt posted:

The absolute DISRESPECT from the dolphins there lol.

will sean payton point it out in the post game as dishonorable to beat a dead horse or will he actually just shut up and coach better??? time will tell

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Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

 Goddamnit Goff, you're getting too frustrated and loving up

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Scallop Eyes
Oct 16, 2021
 Kickoffs are dumb, but sometimes they provide some insanely fun plays like that fullback return, drat.

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






 Glad I got home from Cape Cod in time to see the Zach Wilson Experience!!

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Mega64 posted:

Teams with bad QBs get desperate.

wilson did not look desperate there

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 lol they literally telling Romo to shut up he's being weird (and he is being weird)

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Yeeesh. The o-line injuries have really shaken up Goff.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 Who just fumbled for the Commanders, Gibson?

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
the weird thing is that the texans have been totally unable to stop the jaguars from driving the ball the entire game, but a missed FG, blocked FG and fumble have saved them

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Play posted:

lol they literally telling Romo to shut up he's being weird (and he is being weird)

What was he talking about?

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1706024954603446493?s=46

carr has crashed

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Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
lol at Romo excitedly talking up Zach Wilson for a 0 yard checkdown.

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sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

 Master bates III

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Dango Bango posted:

What was he talking about?

your guess is as good as mine. some philosophy about how a dumpoff pass for zero yards makes the quarterback feel good or something

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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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 I was liking this Saints-Packers game until the Carr news.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Play posted:

lol they literally telling Romo to shut up he's being weird (and he is being weird)

To be fair, he just had to endure three quarters of Pats/Jets, can you blame him

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Malaria
Oct 21, 2017



 That would have been a Packers TD on the 4th down play.


Rookie WR not on the same Page as the QB. It sucks, but these things will (hopefully)get cleaned up eventually.

It's not all doom and gloom.

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Mega64 posted:

To be fair, he just had to endure three quarters of Pats/Jets, can you blame him

yeah, i'd be full on danny devito wacky at that point

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 Zaire Franklin is a big bitch

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
PICK GET hosed JAGS

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Intruder posted:

the weird thing is that the texans have been totally unable to stop the jaguars from driving the ball the entire game, but a missed FG, blocked FG and fumble have saved them

and now a pick!

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KJ

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Qirk remembered it's not primetime, Chargers beginning to Charger?

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

 Chargers are going to find a way to Charger this game aren't they

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Intruder posted:

the weird thing is that the texans have been totally unable to stop the jaguars from driving the ball the entire game, but a missed FG, blocked FG and fumble have saved them

Turns out the best way to beat the Jags is to let the Jags be the Jags.

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Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
ahahah yes

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