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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 3 Sunday GDT
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pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
Dobbs gives no fucks

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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


 Cowboys never miss an opportunity to play like poo poo in Arizona

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

sexy tiger boobs posted:

Is Josh Dobbs elite?

If Cardinals reveal the fraudulent cowboys I will truly lol

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

 Die Cowboys Die

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born on a buy you
Aug 14, 2005

Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All
Cardinals being good in the first half then collapsing in the second half is expected and painful

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 WHAT'S UP BIRD GANG

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Vox Nihili posted:

Die Cowboys Die
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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Cowboys fraud status creeping up

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Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



 TOUCHDOWN
KAN
SAS
CITY
:boom:

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Cards STUFF'D

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Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Chiefs score in the first quarter for the first time this year. Bears are good for whatever ails your team

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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
 Thank God kc had no one who can catch

Pinwiz11 posted:

TOUCHDOWN
KAN
SAS
CITY
:boom:
Wut? Curse you future man

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

 Mahomes trying to be a good wingman, Kelce bottling it.

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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
 Matt Nagy revenge game here we go

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.

Ummagumma posted:

Chiefs score in the first quarter for the first time this year. Bears are good for whatever ails your team

wait is this true lol

edit: it is ahahaha

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Brilliant by the cowboys to jump offside on the PAT to bait the Cards into failing a 2pt

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Shinjobi posted:

Cowboys fraud status creeping up

Diggs tearing his ACL was the herald of the end.

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Ummagumma posted:

Chiefs score in the first quarter for the first time this year. Bears are good for whatever ails your team

I always remember a basketball coach telling a story about his shot being off and being in a slump as a result.

Then he played a pickup game and chaos dunked on one of the girls. He got his confidence back after that lol.

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
I think the Cowboys got too high on their own farts the past few weeks. They forgot they are Cowboys.

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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Brilliant by the cowboys to jump offside on the PAT to bait the Cards into failing a 2pt

Dan Quinn is playing 4d chess

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

 DraftKings still hasn't paid out the Dolphins game

Is something hosed up going to happen, like they take away yards from Tua?

Edit: wow I complained on their social board and it was immediately paid

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 gently caress the Cowboys.

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
Who the hell is Devon Achane

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Okay people falling for the cards being up early three weeks in a row is funny

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
IMO instead of seeing the Bears offense, just show more TayTay

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

fartknocker posted:

IMO instead of seeing the Bears offense, just show more TayTay

:hai:

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Brilliant by the cowboys to jump offside on the PAT to bait the Cards into failing a 2pt

All according to keikaku!

TN: keikaku means plan

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

 Bears picked the wrong opponent to have their defensive coordinator have information that would lead to the arrest of hillary clinton.

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Democratic Pirate
Feb 17, 2010

Hughmoris posted:

Who the hell is Devon Achane

He is Very Fast

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 Panthers pulling DBs out of the stands.

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born on a buy you
Aug 14, 2005

Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All

CharlestheHammer posted:

Okay people falling for the cards being up early three weeks in a row is funny
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DancingMachine
Aug 12, 2004

He's a dancing machine!
Tyler Lockett business decisions are my favorite

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Oh hey, Fields ran the ball and got a first down. Maybe do more of that!

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
DPI :woop:

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
Taylor Swift bringing new fans to football this week to watch the destruction of Chicago. Bears can't catch a break this week.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Hughmoris posted:

Taylor Swift bringing new fans to football this week to watch the destruction of Chicago. Bears can't catch a break this week.

non-zero chance one goon has never heard of taylor

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
da bears

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
the cardinals are going to be "we could win if we wanted to" team all year I guess. Hot start, then :effort: later

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Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Sacked outside of field goal range

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trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023
 Finally looking like last year's fields

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